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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式?589Please respect copyright.PENANAIIyrVfdMZc
一、直接說。589Please respect copyright.PENANAQGXdzN4pwu
「我想分手。」589Please respect copyright.PENANAvI6odIGBis
「好。」589Please respect copyright.PENANAKA9Mgb6bvT
?!這麼乾脆……589Please respect copyright.PENANAx160TgOYqQ
「那……」589Please respect copyright.PENANAFDSDhGkxKa
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產,還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」589Please respect copyright.PENANAcO8mzaSwTY
「……不用算得那麼清吧?我其實……無所謂的。」589Please respect copyright.PENANAED44RIAKKJ
「要算得清楚,才能分得乾淨,不是嗎?」589Please respect copyright.PENANAW25G96WnSM
「……好吧。」589Please respect copyright.PENANAcCS8d5dn93
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。589Please respect copyright.PENANAZKs42IMvK3
「根本算不完啊!!」589Please respect copyright.PENANAmgcO6ZxBPg
「加油,你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」589Please respect copyright.PENANAYtMcub6baw
「……我不玩了。」589Please respect copyright.PENANANO318lQJWl
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二、劈腿。589Please respect copyright.PENANAJrdPToGMPG
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧?589Please respect copyright.PENANASCO9oc5RA9
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響,沒想到……589Please respect copyright.PENANAk4UYBrZgxM
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼?」589Please respect copyright.PENANAb9t2rJYPTu
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好?沒關係,你們繼續,我不打擾。」589Please respect copyright.PENANAWXpbveoaAi
「……」589Please respect copyright.PENANAFJ44Mg1LBB
「覺得我礙事,我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠,就掛在窗上,沒事的,不用在意我。」589Please respect copyright.PENANAlrF1GQw6Yy
「……」589Please respect copyright.PENANArazj54TWyc
「對不起,我打擾兩位了,我滾。」新對象如是說。589Please respect copyright.PENANAVrucuo3HYy
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三、我躲!589Please respect copyright.PENANADjrgCOGKyO
直接分手不成,難道還不能直接躲他嗎?589Please respect copyright.PENANA3iFC7ImEk4
相信躲久了,他也會忘記他這個人的。589Please respect copyright.PENANA0kkB2t2TbN
錯了。589Please respect copyright.PENANA6oI57RvssJ
不管他怎麼躲,躲去哪裡,他都有辦法找到他。589Please respect copyright.PENANAhK0UMt52ww
「您忘了,我們在一起七百多年了嗎?」他陰側側地笑著,表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡,怎麼躲人?我會不清楚嗎?」589Please respect copyright.PENANAJRyjMp0oPT
「……」589Please respect copyright.PENANA3sKrVzupZS
好吧,誰來告訴他,究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手?589Please respect copyright.PENANAqaPOf9VjI5
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