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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式?655Please respect copyright.PENANAEk2lRskRAo
一、直接說。655Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3KUCKnDc7
「我想分手。」655Please respect copyright.PENANAFx1AYJje2w
「好。」655Please respect copyright.PENANARMNzLTkLzP
?!這麼乾脆……655Please respect copyright.PENANAFdCvPftXQw
「那……」655Please respect copyright.PENANAoqRM8q1pBz
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產,還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」655Please respect copyright.PENANAQCUX9ekx12
「……不用算得那麼清吧?我其實……無所謂的。」655Please respect copyright.PENANAJISXVR7zFF
「要算得清楚,才能分得乾淨,不是嗎?」655Please respect copyright.PENANAKwWvZ9syzn
「……好吧。」655Please respect copyright.PENANAw0bjpWdNUV
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。655Please respect copyright.PENANA7GcsarOEzR
「根本算不完啊!!」655Please respect copyright.PENANAgm6wFe8yys
「加油,你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」655Please respect copyright.PENANAHXuwbn2Bqo
「……我不玩了。」655Please respect copyright.PENANABlZcJXYdKT
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二、劈腿。655Please respect copyright.PENANA2vOTyctn5h
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧?655Please respect copyright.PENANA6x2HrWtY1F
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響,沒想到……655Please respect copyright.PENANAgZZPqw0mK8
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼?」655Please respect copyright.PENANAeMD3xI4QX3
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好?沒關係,你們繼續,我不打擾。」655Please respect copyright.PENANAU61k2KDE2J
「……」655Please respect copyright.PENANA3P0uTUG7X0
「覺得我礙事,我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠,就掛在窗上,沒事的,不用在意我。」655Please respect copyright.PENANANHnVzSL4sU
「……」655Please respect copyright.PENANAh1sWYVhcP3
「對不起,我打擾兩位了,我滾。」新對象如是說。655Please respect copyright.PENANAQzasFgoWVN
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三、我躲!655Please respect copyright.PENANAtbTaKrz3KW
直接分手不成,難道還不能直接躲他嗎?655Please respect copyright.PENANAdVtpZhKYtz
相信躲久了,他也會忘記他這個人的。655Please respect copyright.PENANAUNl6gsb59o
錯了。655Please respect copyright.PENANAajpvDsEmGN
不管他怎麼躲,躲去哪裡,他都有辦法找到他。655Please respect copyright.PENANAS7FOmTBq6l
「您忘了,我們在一起七百多年了嗎?」他陰側側地笑著,表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡,怎麼躲人?我會不清楚嗎?」655Please respect copyright.PENANAUp2zjnSIbX
「……」655Please respect copyright.PENANAwwQldBqAiB
好吧,誰來告訴他,究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手?655Please respect copyright.PENANA0tXUIHBJCB
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