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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk2lRskRAo
一、直接說。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3KUCKnDc7
「我想分手。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx1AYJje2w
「好。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMNzLTkLzP
？！這麼乾脆……655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdCvPftXQw
「那……」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqRM8q1pBz
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCUX9ekx12
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJISXVR7zFF
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwWvZ9syzn
「……好吧。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0bjpWdNUV
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GcsarOEzR
「根本算不完啊！！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm6wFe8yys
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXuwbn2Bqo
「……我不玩了。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlZcJXYdKT
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二、劈腿。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vOTyctn5h
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x2HrWtY1F
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZZPqw0mK8
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMD3xI4QX3
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU61k2KDE2J
「……」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3P0uTUG7X0
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHnVzSL4sU
「……」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1sWYVhcP3
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzasFgoWVN
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三、我躲！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbTaKrz3KW
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVtpZhKYtz
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNl6gsb59o
錯了。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajpvDsEmGN
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7FOmTBq6l
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp2zjnSIbX
「……」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwQldBqAiB
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tXUIHBJCB
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