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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMS0HMVWFY
一、直接說。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlXzbtLgIW
「我想分手。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMMhA3HEpN
「好。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1OoISodvy
？！這麼乾脆……633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutWHyRTLnw
「那……」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc52AyZLhOm
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2w36MHmf7
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW9rFm1Nsn
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoVILAcYLZ
「……好吧。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG3T61f3pv
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerADwnHq1t
「根本算不完啊！！」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKsPAVEBP8
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVUeTxVzBk
「……我不玩了。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynQFOXCtLQ
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二、劈腿。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUJu4sdoN2
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4H78gNPTF
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC2gLugKuy
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobnXfhccsd
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu5wEZUpzS
「……」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajovKW2hSy
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQii2QH2DMD
「……」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCyHNUXlvx
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxKJSuWhY6
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三、我躲！633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOSYQ2dNFG
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYq3byWv2a
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjQod4nHph
錯了。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZvtuE8s89
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15K8hGJAGa
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMfk7v1ixh
「……」633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI1bYka0ul
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？633Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaElMJLmk5
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