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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLTdpTcWKw
一、直接說。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fnXOmhXa8
「我想分手。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriBoFPfeXD
「好。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YcVoDvKkt
？！這麼乾脆……651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj5V2AgQLR
「那……」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzZp2GMGfb
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiPNEeVaZg
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW1VtV0Ti5
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUEgto3DYy
「……好吧。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfzEuOgKi6
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVnUTgzn0N
「根本算不完啊！！」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyW6JNl2wV
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfuE8P7JZj
「……我不玩了。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUtHELr55F
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二、劈腿。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZJ8AQcfh2
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEbUJZMdh2
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhyRzq9ig9
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0asZKh1TWH
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgurwQBnyD
「……」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7yfS180FB
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuCp5Fbn9n
「……」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWyECEH8t4
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFAbWigGez
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三、我躲！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1tQs1hI1h
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErDfmOXZr1
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdo30VOL8P
錯了。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKeZJj2K0r
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfroCylHQa
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a3bCWbK1f
「……」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGi4qMcxm8l
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzA75UTupQ
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