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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式?595Please respect copyright.PENANAvcGpWSBgQv
一、直接說。595Please respect copyright.PENANA9MPuuXi0SX
「我想分手。」595Please respect copyright.PENANA4nc1Pu7ZlE
「好。」595Please respect copyright.PENANAvE5xBWjJW3
?!這麼乾脆……595Please respect copyright.PENANA7me0X3dQfO
「那……」595Please respect copyright.PENANACZn5QUjao7
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產,還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」595Please respect copyright.PENANAxNfbx0la7m
「……不用算得那麼清吧?我其實……無所謂的。」595Please respect copyright.PENANAuj9IAckhji
「要算得清楚,才能分得乾淨,不是嗎?」595Please respect copyright.PENANADW3iRlvv0R
「……好吧。」595Please respect copyright.PENANAoXxr4cevAm
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。595Please respect copyright.PENANAVUjc76fnB6
「根本算不完啊!!」595Please respect copyright.PENANA3vaAK2FJJ3
「加油,你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」595Please respect copyright.PENANAjHWvoQhzpi
「……我不玩了。」595Please respect copyright.PENANA0iC2wcgYNt
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二、劈腿。595Please respect copyright.PENANAi3OyzMlrki
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧?595Please respect copyright.PENANAj0fWmQSHtX
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響,沒想到……595Please respect copyright.PENANAEzp44tgzde
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼?」595Please respect copyright.PENANAbnmnfaryBD
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好?沒關係,你們繼續,我不打擾。」595Please respect copyright.PENANAKAhXuslCKO
「……」595Please respect copyright.PENANAaaoQF5fnDZ
「覺得我礙事,我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠,就掛在窗上,沒事的,不用在意我。」595Please respect copyright.PENANAQGV8jh5pqt
「……」595Please respect copyright.PENANA4nZegUiPdt
「對不起,我打擾兩位了,我滾。」新對象如是說。595Please respect copyright.PENANA0APhEijkXc
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三、我躲!595Please respect copyright.PENANANJm668GwG9
直接分手不成,難道還不能直接躲他嗎?595Please respect copyright.PENANAPkX3CSEmAl
相信躲久了,他也會忘記他這個人的。595Please respect copyright.PENANAyOtP9xYSIt
錯了。595Please respect copyright.PENANAadJO7TySy0
不管他怎麼躲,躲去哪裡,他都有辦法找到他。595Please respect copyright.PENANAMaDIozDpQV
「您忘了,我們在一起七百多年了嗎?」他陰側側地笑著,表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡,怎麼躲人?我會不清楚嗎?」595Please respect copyright.PENANARIhsEgGB0k
「……」595Please respect copyright.PENANAqJloylEKVN
好吧,誰來告訴他,究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手?595Please respect copyright.PENANAM9AkXpma0i
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