Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr4BrHA5pQ
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Demeter wasn't working.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe5gHk095R
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5qPN3yhu5
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"Bison."480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9AIauxpKe
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Bread is like the sun.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbYW7iGMMJ
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ9v0Sygdk
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4QnWw2TPh
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Its butt.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOM1uf3hA48
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmfbAcU0EX
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First, a tractor.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgXAEIPldN
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn1ok2CYWh
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Gravy.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGyAeG95e1
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzXvnfJgkZ
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Now he's a rockstar.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NttPG6w4c
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
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Do trees poop?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeA1eKeuy8
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZYlNKcM8V
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2yetqWDX6
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KlLad9hGG
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XdaROGSCg
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She couldn't control her pupils.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg5qzIbre3
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What do peppers do when they're angry?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6dcyiPs8N
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They get jalapeño face.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2dyJztj0Z
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Today someone told me I am average.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfSBkvJarb
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I told them that's just mean.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0eQLszxqD
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyu0YqDN52
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Pointless.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjinpbiqxry
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtKMruCNfJ
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc5eAuMQZX
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zbPISWUyJ
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I tried yesterday but I mist.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWPGAvjFxw
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhfojZfden
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUUg2yraD7
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qN5pRct52
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOETrVJdpY
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What has four wheels and flies?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzMuOhqxs5
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A garbage truck.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJJNk6te1A
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgri7Ab247
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhJ3Rnnj1W
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lkVhAUhy4
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Uh, yeah. That's all I got.
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