Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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To lift his spirits.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g3h56ET00
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAqzf1MzJO
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6W855M8FeS
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Demeter wasn't working.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6bwsJTaaT
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq0FMFng3T
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
Genie: Weurd, but alrught.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzab6BcntNI
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFWJc93arK
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"Bison."442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVA4neyb34
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Bread is like the sun.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJJ0zyNygT
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSpmsrgGKc
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeN0wbNynM
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0VmGWpg6X
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Its butt.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM8bksS20U
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdNmaPp3v0
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First, a tractor.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qcTFeU2M6
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJXLiR4YWK
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Gravy.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VvCeVolZZ
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW5P4ycoru
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Now he's a rockstar.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66rsYyzyVT
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8rLz2UDQL
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Do trees poop?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMibYmlabf
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFryKluE1k
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydb9LDUynv
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBpaxbVhBY
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGEeZzkhZJ
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She couldn't control her pupils.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO4aD17oOo
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What do peppers do when they're angry?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0x20xLRmx
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They get jalapeño face.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvITPcJchht
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Today someone told me I am average.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQb2OMu4Gl
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I told them that's just mean.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFSbUcsCQV
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAog9QpYu9J
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Pointless.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMce7uXjnVy
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
Dude 2: "Brochure."442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT03FutKN6
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWBggXrIts
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCEv6YyKn4
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS8DMTjuzB
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I tried yesterday but I mist.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WS0RJhXKt
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ6qTW61di
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTazTUw4Rrz
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerrQRpcoNr
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCGlG6qtQV
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What has four wheels and flies?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHWrnTUnU0
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A garbage truck.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl6LfgC0yy
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMqAs1jayR
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...so I pushed her over.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoNIXgYETT
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGl1M8iid3
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.442Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡah5lcz1HoL
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Uh, yeah. That's all I got.
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