Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4Nkl9j24z
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCk2RxPNmv
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Demeter wasn't working.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05EI1qzLiE
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveqEgdXG9P
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuS58wnPcG
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"Bison."437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9YUOwIW5C
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Bread is like the sun.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKCFKDPBzN
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Rf6PdXUhI
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn99YzBsRP
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Its butt.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPPK7WyhUa
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS8vR24z6g
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First, a tractor.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwm2jegy1t
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hEi1NIUZ5
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Gravy.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ru26dYFel
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1iwUOxU4Z
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Now he's a rockstar.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZWyxWfCWn
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpJtVQsEx6
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Do trees poop?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrMRUP07kf
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIVVPJGcl1
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMe535UZ5t
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9jQfWC8mN
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83uGRg95ER
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She couldn't control her pupils.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWKsQmFxPp
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What do peppers do when they're angry?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVepmnRXqAg
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They get jalapeño face.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNGBqIxLit
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Today someone told me I am average.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJQyIcZLlj
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I told them that's just mean.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RMXD9cneP
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmvwUT8kIu
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Pointless.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJftyMJAwmG
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtegIZxCC4h
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBWhkCTEdS
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC1iXi4vMw
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I tried yesterday but I mist.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zJMFWht7A
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GgCfCNgIc
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80TKl8klC9
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03WqhbVsBP
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSqv7EOoNS
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What has four wheels and flies?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytEvvrEvhf
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A garbage truck.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB34EPAYyF
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MacB5qydg
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8Y64xyDLl
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmXxtOGDJu
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Uh, yeah. That's all I got.
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