
- 第二章 決戰紫禁之巔 (肥佬篇)
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本少走咗一個月然後由波蘭返嚟之後,我即刻同佢講返一單勁嘢。
我:“本少!我有單堅料要爆俾你聽!”111Please respect copyright.PENANApy5LSF5sRi
本少:“我唔喺度成個月,發生咗咩大事?”111Please respect copyright.PENANAcdtsLw3qBG
我:“有日大師傅call我話請我同勒哥去drink,話去‘南方’。”111Please respect copyright.PENANAD1yGX2h8K3
自從無單房事件之後,今年我同勒哥就發掘咗羅湖深南東路南方聯合大酒店呢個新場,最近經常去,有時都會同大師傅同西仔永長腳一齊。我哋揾開個媽咪叫‘芝媽’。111Please respect copyright.PENANAOgWFJx4OBu
我:“咁我咪揾芝媽訂房囖。”111Please respect copyright.PENANAObtyDw4WgH
我:“我哋去到坐低先,大師傅後到,點知佢出現嗰陣係撓住一條女好撚親密咁行入嚟。我睇真啲,原來條女係之前喺南方做嘅。跟住大師傅話係幫條女訂嘅房。”111Please respect copyright.PENANA5nBZSYazpJ
本少:“即係大師傅為咗霖女訂房請drink啦!”111Please respect copyright.PENANAguTaNMRNSn
我:“屌,我點撚知咁多啫,搞到我要揾芝媽講撚咗半個鐘數先讓返間房出嚟俾條女…… ”(因為女同媽咪都有‘任務’即係quota,要每個月訂最少幾多間房,唔係就要罰錢。)111Please respect copyright.PENANAHUEnzGfbSm
本少:“咁芝媽咪㷫過辣雞?”111Please respect copyright.PENANAnwZhbvGbWf
我:“咁我都無撚計㗎。仲有咁啱得咁橋,西仔永同長腳又嚟咗南方,咁咪又坐低一齊玩囖。”111Please respect copyright.PENANAPIAiCDoEPI
我:“跟住全部人玩骰飲威士忌,飲撚到嗨撚晒。我迷迷糊糊嗰陣,見到芝媽又走入嚟,同大師傅條女講數,講多兩講,就講撚埋手。兩個女人扯嚟扯去,仲扯撚甩埋芝媽個假髮,原來芝媽本身啲頭髮好疏,佢就老羞成怒,越打越甘。咁大師傅見到佢條女俾人打,又走去幫拖,打埋一份!”111Please respect copyright.PENANAu5VCPjbJ5x
本少:“堅!”111Please respect copyright.PENANAp2BuYH3daV
我:“後面仲有得堅。DJ見到芝媽俾人二打一,梗係又幫拖啦。你咪睇佢藤條咁嘅身形,原來好撚楸得。佢一嘢就起個飛腳過去,好在踢唔到人,仲差撚啲踢到落我度,好彩我身手敏捷閃得快!”111Please respect copyright.PENANAPYCKm3PHKp
呢個DJ,我哋每次嚟南方都揾芝媽同佢嚟服務我哋間房。佢好撚霖阿勒哥,勒哥成日飲大咗,佢就直接喺勒哥個身度摷佢個銀包出嚟找數,仲金睛火眼咁昅實張單有無收多,要幫勒哥慳錢。我估,佢真係想做勒哥個小三!111Please respect copyright.PENANAfVGJ809H7J
我:“後嚟唔知點解西仔永又走埋去,我見到西仔永偷偷哋揸撚咗大師傅條女個波一嘢,跟住條女就掉轉頭咬西仔永隻手,西仔永就鬼揸咁叫,大師傅又擰轉身,伸咗西仔永一腳,西仔永就揸起個拳頭打撚柒返大師傅。”111Please respect copyright.PENANAxqSqZWZBLU
本少:“呢鋪真係‘決戰紫禁之巔’,‘西仔吹雪’大戰‘葉孤拔’,葉孤拔使出一招‘天外飛腳’踢中西仔吹雪個春袋,‘勒小鳳’同埋‘花滿廖’就企喺側邊食花生!”111Please respect copyright.PENANAD6Zbm5WL6V
我:“我同勒哥見到唔對路,就即刻跳過去勸開大師傅同西仔永。大師傅話晒都係前輩吖,我就屌鸠西仔永你係咪癡撚咗線呀!”111Please respect copyright.PENANAIijGKgXYvt
本少:“好激!咦?咁長腳呢?佢唔幫西仔永拖?”111Please respect copyright.PENANATj7JHpei9m
我:“之前我見到長腳入咗廁所,一撚定又係捉咗我條女入去搞嘢,你知佢最鐘意搞人哋條女唔搞自己嗰件㗎啦…… ”111Please respect copyright.PENANAJayh2h3y5R
我:“最後,有幾條黑衫保安聽到有人打交,就衝入嚟攔開啲人拉走咗芝媽。後尾大師傅就同條女走咗,搞到要勒哥嚟埋單!”111Please respect copyright.PENANAcv9cBmXXbh
本少:“唔得,我一定要訪問埋其他幾個主角先得!”111Please respect copyright.PENANAjfSWYiTY24
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