三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰165Please respect copyright.PENANAIPB5aNj4UQ
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。165Please respect copyright.PENANAqqBIJG9nN3
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD165Please respect copyright.PENANAyR8FeAi1If
平:鮭魚大受歡迎165Please respect copyright.PENANAN5SinZiq6E
20:可有些人的名字改不回來165Please respect copyright.PENANAm8KjaRCY7K
我:改不回來?165Please respect copyright.PENANAJS9P7QgucL
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來165Please respect copyright.PENANAJIxcctjwuP
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚165Please respect copyright.PENANAUmnVhcIcq9
我:流浪鮭魚XD165Please respect copyright.PENANAZNu5Qyhm27
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次165Please respect copyright.PENANAMHY8MoOeay
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊165Please respect copyright.PENANAsvjhFX9aXh
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="165Please respect copyright.PENANAQBestyYbzv
我:XD165Please respect copyright.PENANAgGNxojIPMs
貓:反正最多可以50字……165Please respect copyright.PENANAjANJDCxxoT
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……165Please respect copyright.PENANA00Mm1tJ0op
我:XD165Please respect copyright.PENANA6R0GOjMtl8
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改165Please respect copyright.PENANAVuTnHCC1sM
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快165Please respect copyright.PENANAjFEJJCDX4b
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?165Please respect copyright.PENANAr7yG9TNTkL
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?165Please respect copyright.PENANAZotjhocvbi
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了165Please respect copyright.PENANAyXOOrr2AdM
我:XD165Please respect copyright.PENANAFCEdWe9ZUj
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改165Please respect copyright.PENANA48NVzEhteb
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