三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰168Please respect copyright.PENANAmibhUgVuj5
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。168Please respect copyright.PENANAvNAZFvNNjS
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD168Please respect copyright.PENANAkd3g7Bly2i
平:鮭魚大受歡迎168Please respect copyright.PENANAHnR3LGNpya
20:可有些人的名字改不回來168Please respect copyright.PENANAuYHAeXTDca
我:改不回來?168Please respect copyright.PENANA7qe3gg5w5n
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來168Please respect copyright.PENANAc6v12177yV
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚168Please respect copyright.PENANA3wGoHraTNR
我:流浪鮭魚XD168Please respect copyright.PENANAuN47nn0LJw
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次168Please respect copyright.PENANAYV9RhS3kbb
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊168Please respect copyright.PENANA8kEy2M7DKd
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="168Please respect copyright.PENANAESsfPMdlRb
我:XD168Please respect copyright.PENANAmpnq4ZYWaq
貓:反正最多可以50字……168Please respect copyright.PENANAOfBMkqdqKp
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……168Please respect copyright.PENANABgBo5NZWWl
我:XD168Please respect copyright.PENANAgj8NcvAVIV
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改168Please respect copyright.PENANA2wrQ4sfEbs
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快168Please respect copyright.PENANADJ7UMfjXoc
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?168Please respect copyright.PENANA8XTrr8hTX9
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?168Please respect copyright.PENANAuvW4XnDRaf
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了168Please respect copyright.PENANAXpsIABQuBq
我:XD168Please respect copyright.PENANAsEh228nccV
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改168Please respect copyright.PENANA9Wd8kLzilw
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