七月十五日 星期五 二零二二 雨147Please respect copyright.PENANAGNXD5nPmXp
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同事C在街市看到漂亮的草莓,買了回來吃了一粒,奇酸無比。她放在茶水間讓人隨便吃,眾人吃都酸到面容扭曲,說不敢再挑機。XD147Please respect copyright.PENANAxHQn43MXPb
我記起之前客人送了一樽Rosewood的高級櫻桃果醬來但無人問津,我把草莓點櫻桃醬,吃下去。酸草莓變甜好好吃,我吃了五粒,再叫同事這樣吃。147Please respect copyright.PENANAXRtXt9r2rQ
我告訴男友這件事,他馬上傳張圖來,上面計算了一粒草莓加果醬幾多卡路里。147Please respect copyright.PENANAhttUoU9Jk7
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我:我食幾粒啫XD147Please respect copyright.PENANAofCXg0H5Ny
男友:一粒136卡,幾粒已經500卡147Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZjPCgEugX
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男友:我哥說你衣著好像大嬸147Please respect copyright.PENANAV6tmwQOfJS
我:是嗎?那他有沒有問你為什麼跟大嬸一起啊?XD147Please respect copyright.PENANA4naONHuuwE
男友:衣著問題啫147Please respect copyright.PENANAgSfP52zDjU
晚上協力,我特地在團頻說:大嬸找協力:)147Please respect copyright.PENANAgLwoAlmUuy
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昨天我特地搞個大嬸造型上班,穿花裙,用鯊魚夾把頭髮捲起。147Please respect copyright.PENANAkSqPY49WcW
老闆:你這樣捲起頭髮好可愛147Please respect copyright.PENANA2YtOpGyag7
我:不是像大嬸嗎XD147Please respect copyright.PENANAsY5G9kPASa
男友:都叫你穿淨色就沒那麼像大嬸147Please respect copyright.PENANAV5sex9TXxJ
我:由於你不喜歡我穿花裙,我跟你見面已經沒穿花裙啦147Please respect copyright.PENANATDnaygJDfC
男友:你的貓衣服太花俏147Please respect copyright.PENANA99gjXedUIp
我:即使像大嬸,我還是要穿貓衣服,你想要年輕的可以去找小蘿莉147Please respect copyright.PENANAfrzTZhp0cD
男友:-.-"147Please respect copyright.PENANAJZZ0LfGdez