三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰162Please respect copyright.PENANAx3NzoLKxQi
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。162Please respect copyright.PENANA8GHllWkdWd
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD162Please respect copyright.PENANAnedj8QoEOF
平:鮭魚大受歡迎162Please respect copyright.PENANAOR5XmZ9eL6
20:可有些人的名字改不回來162Please respect copyright.PENANA6SyT1l3sbz
我:改不回來?162Please respect copyright.PENANAt1OQ3oy3Oi
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來162Please respect copyright.PENANAkt9izBUkoV
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚162Please respect copyright.PENANAAIdZHZnABs
我:流浪鮭魚XD162Please respect copyright.PENANAT7AC1S5B1t
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次162Please respect copyright.PENANAjCiTN0ppES
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊162Please respect copyright.PENANANjbQSMliMW
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="162Please respect copyright.PENANAPBWr2Np0p6
我:XD162Please respect copyright.PENANASCg4VSDulC
貓:反正最多可以50字……162Please respect copyright.PENANAaLkMANTk1M
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……162Please respect copyright.PENANARsJT883SVa
我:XD162Please respect copyright.PENANA2YsDCxW9Xw
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改162Please respect copyright.PENANADzT2DE8Bs4
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快162Please respect copyright.PENANA0pNyu00uDb
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?162Please respect copyright.PENANAEQeCMc6rUZ
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?162Please respect copyright.PENANA7o16LE7DAl
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了162Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0pEEUwMPg
我:XD162Please respect copyright.PENANALG3s7ngxiv
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改162Please respect copyright.PENANAjgNJrYo3Mm
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