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This is two entries from the contest Diarrhea8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6rLx7pDTZ 維尼

ye old poop poop8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgQ8K12UO9 維尼

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A good while ago,8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfbnIGRPUU 維尼

I was seated, right here, in this very room,8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZuQAOVuq8 維尼

as my stomach gurgled.8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAIX2FJi4f 維尼

it moaned and complained, and thought I, 'Heavens, 8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8OdTGp6og 維尼

what an odd thing to occur'.8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡukqrBO7l0a 維尼

Soon, I felt the funniest feeling - yet there was nothing amusing8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X0lfYVZD2 維尼

about what would hence take place.8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnzXFMmlO4 維尼

You see, my friend, a good while ago,8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGAeBxehgk 維尼

well, you see...8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡeME2dDQPx7 維尼

It hurts me to say, I cannot find respectable terms.8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtcppTqbKp 維尼

Well, my buttocks exploded.8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNUw7wGgey 維尼

One, and I was sitting idly,8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUfP9SHLy0 維尼

Two, and I was feeling a tad off,8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUSAaMf4v4 維尼

Three- It was too late.8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVOPlpxIvV 維尼

So you understand, my friend8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W9ysS3Hqy 維尼

I did truly have Diarrhea.8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4RIXuHCFy 維尼

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don't be a john8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mubqLLR5v 維尼

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John - How come you weren't at bowling tonight? We missed you!8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBp4l4jmTK 維尼

Rose - Ah, John, so lovely to have you call me. Well, I was preoccupied you see...8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ycz5nTJNU 維尼

John - How so?8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡZArAtMRC1V 維尼

Rose - I was just a little poorly John, let's leave it at that.8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi23n2CDDD 維尼

John - Was it that nasty virus? Shouldn't you be isolating?8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡTycaOBRWBQ 維尼

Rose - No, no, John it was something else...8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡACz4R9DzVC 維尼

John - Well, what then? My son is a doctor, you know, so perhaps I can help.8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡAns8ek9wof 維尼

Rose - I had diarrhea, John, okay? Poop was squirting from my behind, okay?8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBPTruRWhH 維尼

John - Oh. You shouldn't told me.8964 copyright protection228ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn9cC7tUJN 維尼

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