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i wrote this while eating welp

julia hope

Oct 5, 2022

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From Saurna's contest, Diarrhea.

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Trapped in the closet

I blame that tuna milkshake

Gurgling stomachache

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I utter a yelp

My neighbors probably heard

Fart — then explosion!

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Wait — I just realized

This is my sister's closet.

She's gonna kill me.

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Poo on her sweater

Her favorite leather jacket

Wet stains on her socks!

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How will I fix this?

I rub the clothes on the wall

My nose is stinging

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Getting more nauseous

I can't take the sewer smell

Please open the door!

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I held on long enough...

Must say goodbye...

What will they say on my grave?

That I died to poop?

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Wait.

I turn the knob.

The door was open this entire time.

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#25 Cave of Guilt

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