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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h0dAQVIya
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMIOXyWBGJ
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzBOYzJs5N
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6Dqj9RxCT
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRet9R5vFo
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSk9DO9XGo
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSAqqRTwx2
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN3zUsgVgB
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWol82dbGV
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrq6tTwCSP
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg0bUBBoGA
「肉，沒肉會死。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYZWBM6lm4
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDH6OdTtXr
「沒什麼特別的。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj6UKC5ZcH
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DXexfXYkc
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3F1tRJYJM
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGliCmSsgr
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7IjwnizSi
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOdzKlUF3k
「睡覺。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYxepdLgsC
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh5GvHpFET
「手機、鑰匙。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfv4To5BEuU
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSgG2zOZbN
「他們，能力的意思。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDZhJuobSK
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFGatoBQtu
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGrgZM8irN
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nxzIWBSks
「沒有。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60Smv1fsFJ
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfuob4vIoy
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7F6wtbQeI
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EL387ocvk
「……不知道。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDicaBRxWWj
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbTXHYU0ks
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqiGw8N7Du
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNOfa7E6nv
「被機器包圍的感覺。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfx9rtLaou
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr887CnCUd
「……拒答。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK6Kvza01e
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxW31SV8F7
「沒有。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWz0ps0ki0k
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofgXnOgJ7p
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pAywmI1ww
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nzmm0nHLx
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuWyi2tTfj
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80WdiWn3lX
「好煩。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE0FS8mmEY
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30OODOIySS
「你覺得呢？」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7AgmDaYR4
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJzXLiBLer
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5ORZWYxCz
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgEpF0VHmw
「現在……還可以吧。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8u8AgJRwq
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoqeHUqvNN
「算有吧。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUFa0oEYDX
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAHUVuacsf
「拒答。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51qJVZeAic
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLncKpO16z
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbWBtYpRR5
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0uBSx1N5g
「沒有。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfuCYgEhqm
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二、私心惡搞篇228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyprFpnEKP
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtukPQ2tJcV
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpsel4FZ23
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4U6OrS7cE
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp7dufKJGi
「好像沒有。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ2qSiIZeX
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLMPw5zNWP
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma2Fwa1dei
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmS3MaH3Jv
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8ntHPQBTW
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6OwbyRHz0
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6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKTX2IdLYY
「不知道。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBJx38N0yZ
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiisozGsTW
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHIEU7XOC1
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cm4iAySkv
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N7Hxx5NQ6
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8btl7ISSkU
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n7202oTgl
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOOuacOW15
「……」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWajjqX5qIZ
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9faJdfT0I
「還不把他揍醒？」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpeupvkRTZ
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gPWVMz8ae
「不知道。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlwM530L8w
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJy6zNdolx
「沒有。」228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtXjopxhmj
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzV3hWC4Uh
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
