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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQeJERTOqG
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuDWFoftDb
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL015V4TMg
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKDMbz4tBx
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpRjoI1Ily
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn65BU4pxP
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQmdJufhaK
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZJXU7ayUt
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtbKjfRt60
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ciWMD8G1u
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RRZFij0WB
「肉，沒肉會死。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4x96WV4mI
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG1UbVQH2i
「沒什麼特別的。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB6OC9a40f
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4dgE36T8t
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIXrgCGBcs
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT6VxXvpj3
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ziS2jRx2A
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmiTNpDUjL
「睡覺。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPmLhiZDhL
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JUe4jrwSL
「手機、鑰匙。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg83EBpLpG
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZsFetY1n7
「他們，能力的意思。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkdPmBZTGN
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKyDNYhuEZ
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZl3z8r74k
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaeNXM9fDs
「沒有。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FQySRJl76
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJQvKrPQkL
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuFcw3oEDJ
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xWyYV3NaE
「……不知道。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3jjZYinNI
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA426ot8EzW
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLE54uytWt
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nGoXAwA4v
「被機器包圍的感覺。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl7yxVfFXn
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k40DhDoam
「……拒答。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EtfGvgpB9
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6Fuj7z21j
「沒有。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JU7RUl7fM
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp7245Xshr
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFfp4CNNfC
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkG7QBfwb7
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGg3AXx2Zzf
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoJxxLiQz3
「好煩。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONX8s7S6gM
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKKTgogs3g
「你覺得呢？」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxu9Lh53eTI
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5ukQvmSfr
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx3KwWTyTs
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmCsgyxhfF
「現在……還可以吧。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK5dFGV0RT
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXoZCB2xLP
「算有吧。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprcyRrgctT
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ0CvKMXRx
「拒答。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4nBtUxksx
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1asNuXxpW
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DBEeEOSzk
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMuiNEPI5f
「沒有。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT51ovfnPq
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二、私心惡搞篇230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbCafAkwFk
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKK5PjeFuUp
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppe7eD9c5E
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHhrE28OA9
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OMbtHSCfR
「好像沒有。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2elyeeb8A
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphEhFDGj6j
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4aj0vpp4V
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36pob5vKqo
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBh46dOFjI
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFcqHXprHF
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGcAfXlcnf
「不知道。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrItPRWO6K
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSII8kTy38L
「沒有。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RSiONT6mb
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQatdaqhAF
「哈？」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqwHDzILQ5
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f18K6WvxS
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxypM3BJ4i
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4qkqE15ii
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLVfG9TXOn
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAmr08rhIc
「……」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UZJR7dEqn
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdJOYYUEQh
「還不把他揍醒？」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfTuAhAPzG
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTWzPABcpZ
「不知道。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZYTuF2Td9
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrCTFo78em
「沒有。」230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8o54XsEg79
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？230Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtU87eYW4C7
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
