* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2BHVaNxGk
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出阵中——43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF8hmPwzR6
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNKo2ZGujf
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttsQFdmlvr
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgumabWIrN
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegyOu7cLtt
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiZ5hGSVoX
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvm3dbvxoDV
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzFg19PqHj
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAD1hL4YU1
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR97QHPPsW
烛台：大概吧……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXChDgtGB7H
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd39NY6uMP
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不久之后——43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRCQsUogbS
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHR3nIRVTpk
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7S8xIIYfR
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM59ycVhLI
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq6BFvBjny
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uwaZdgBLQ
蜂须贺：……（怨气）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo6JKncmUj
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58ploWsc4v
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回到本丸后——43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDlhUNntXF
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkwnX8CdYN
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIyr6MhZ6N
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxBvjY4Apq
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHsB8y4r2P
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooU0JSyX6j
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR6duHjMX0
长曾弥：乐意之至。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7U1yrI8FI
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKeViO8i5I
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ549Yv7l7Ol
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBDvlJOmtz
豆丁：联络感情？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCrtgpSkTb
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbODYpS63xD
豆丁：可以出去看吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2Bse5rrKU
烛台：可以……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OMh8OYv26
豆丁：哇！太好了！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvADbvQZdxO
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ9KikxYGH
豆丁：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHTFRdRaK5
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再次出阵时——43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabPuxrubts
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehJ99f8SnE
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSsTYCfCxi
蜂须贺：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQoPqW7BLo
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不久之后——43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIBIvWyNXq
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZKrYQpSO7
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4XH79ePha
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz9rIkZnPU
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRUSfv5toS
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhdKkNevnd
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecZMeTwDUj
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoZknOaj0P
长曾弥：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtuS7PrLkO
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回到本丸后——43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36AQVH24ML
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1dVZZLcSv
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznqAvQoq9o
（远处传来对话）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQcturtfUM
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxKE6OmtdL
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWJDZgVLpc
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAF1CsFUVMb
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyrnJrGRn0
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FE891n4ES
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgm9EfctG9
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYcY5Jvy50
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4Pg5nvvqL
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后来——43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctaazLK30d
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVJDqnczfF
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Fg74avBF1
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsVf1dTewX
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYMdZ2xhdY
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjMlSfmQnO
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再后来——43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jBtk2jnnn
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4Ieo49RsR
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKywm9PZFl7
浦岛：一期……哥好。43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJUp0tiZK9
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2uA7yqxG5
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）43Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw0KupqHDd
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）