我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjl1CADDqp
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY9nl5bpKd
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYTKd8n7po
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9X8XxhE4LH
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp71T3Dp6Km
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6rENZXIoY
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnEi7A5k3D
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvOyYZ4eE7
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq723vhUPJW
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aqbUbDm9F
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx9gRpEapt
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CWwOJK0AU
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jv2x0NLlU
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknQvUDYhf1
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「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhDFYdN4r7
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsL6pbvrVIM
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「這個又不會醉！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CqvEQBoQ0
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98yAjPPf9j
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「九十六。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvq37qzfDH
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqjGqBCHlw
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg8UvYLnUF
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEsQDCIGKe
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bpPYriteC
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffawQbS5eJ
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「一。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogHOmMrHGA
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NFq39eXOX
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「現在是怪我囉！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF1VbQZOkp
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceTHtOoBUd
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JLT5soSZS
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtYn1dTr44
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「鬼才需要！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s4Mk467Ju
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZf4qc8MopO
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnFydBPpsz
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBDzVqNoMc
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NU91NoTwW
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGS7jmz5nG
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzpmJFXPWV
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENhHqtuSkp
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「讓他清醒啊？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8Pm4PaUGC
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr9YezmYOt
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn80SKAcSJ
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpq13mwpRq
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FnKVyi0IC
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27RAwzfEGk
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YKItxmUSV
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznKudJ072k
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「Je suis très triste.」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhcGqH7UVd
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB9L4unNTk
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「法文。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UyxL2jA0c
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXRuHm2Hk3
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「我很難過。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeTpa5agFX
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmfhQZ5EHp
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoIz5rBeVP
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ56KHVsGjh
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gJVmdrvyP
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「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmEHC80qRV
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzCXxS7DzA
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpyL0f6r5R
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh60iMpogZe
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3041HR2QSU
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「我有一個方法。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6b5CKSRJm
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「什麼方法？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgqnSgNdfH
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclKslzbnom
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAknBqcBfHD
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkIrMZQFEh
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SkSmXVQYF
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwiMUbBvWc
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUf6Wuh2Sg
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdGlmQ3cOa
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwogTtpaa93
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJCXF2DmHx
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「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQSixSJQsk
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV34uon1QY
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVcVvjIKqc
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3BQFP1ftd
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFSPRw47Ie
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPTpJrRhSc
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo78t6kfRLi
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXJPD3FoAX
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHc4uvoCdJl
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wanECdLRE
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fncDr5osS
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoeE0X2UTP
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbUF4BhNme
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGaB2QiYP9
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1VbxFnmsU
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn5NRCRqL7
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCh6rwuKHb
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUuvxwDh09
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwysnfdrJQ3
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcW7DGlBpw
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRrLXX4ERu
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「他就在偷懶咩。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtgULpmhbO
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06jIXtZH54
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LS8ltzSla
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9EymyyuQK
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPBSr2CiMx
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOzscJcP86
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRBfd7Fbu0
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「你是在哪聽到的？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQL9GhUYMz
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjq5wlAWCI
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DzEScyOAW
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「製造假車禍。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QqyYct5s8
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「車又不是你在開！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGOvxTEp28
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「相信我，我可以的。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkw3r6zCU5
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjE8vcRlxH
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaUCE4ruWK
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「不！可！以！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0aU4HtGxy
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghVhgXYccC
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqKSHZcZlN
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「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA31bk8J8v
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「誰會帶啊！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP051J21YzP
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwsoMKDNQn
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKSbbAEBln
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunjgN0jhI0
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    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iqGwAVOva
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERoSb3FsXb
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQjPAwMLL8
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyw9ftS97h
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1inClp5FOz
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7LexKeHKb
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6dzybxumL
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「為什麼？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKRr82qVSH
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfd3sDb8Hf
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp1kXtHkgG
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nJwDCz696
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「「對。」」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IHxFdmz9H
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F94bfDiac
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesrPbfqk37
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy587IB2eKV
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuaSHi3pX6
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1zNCPdzRY
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「我的包包裡面。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqQ25n9oxM
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd6eThZYv6
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2wZoYJNeM
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDSkH9nbLn
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMEt2cwjn4
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf5aQ19SuK
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgzWuonXY4
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa8iWEjisI
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriLLA4KWuW
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE96sVldZT1
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuzK1vTrXz
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7Cnufl0Wx
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「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZA7zfn9aT
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeyujSANTA
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreH1Q5OIOY
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOEyrl7xUP
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nLNw3VMqO
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPCaM6AvRq
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKOmK8up4w
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwafAtSvFB
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「嘖。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtYcDhsPcH
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx9jBNgNZT
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「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPvnwVtaW7
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「方方子是誰啦！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkYV2SH4BB
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeP67nCdfK
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57tesNrRmc
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN52cxJk2ly
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBXNlnSUEU
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPilbl3HG7
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCAceJxG4D
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPgVw0phd4
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPRvmSnvAy
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyxp6U5gko
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1GOFYDQEl
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyTU8MU56b
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5roI2t6EqT
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSK9wjxptD
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVcnjbCVTG
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「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7hGGjtL1J
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「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6aBj163Mk
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBWy3yAGwx
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「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KmVXSTK6I
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb8uiWDtUk
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2MvsBXzJ0
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXnxg4t4ul
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「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSTBWyoCgU
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8HIWRb7Rg
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf96z6CMdDv
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjVqU5mRXG
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjypi8sdEt
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aj6h1AYPl
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfRjR2E0wx
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「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfczHlxzUD
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