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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXitwEArYP
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Harrison Ford:548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWneYT4XAu
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDqtZnF58t
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX2Aw1lXvf
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M. Night Shyamalan:548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJuXEAt4Xs
Curses! You've caught me.548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbHWviTfUS
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlHCSWT8EL
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M. Night Shyamalan:548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4kBd3o8oz
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfdmqGkF9U
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDrAWVuLzs
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M. Night Shyamalan:548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLfYqLMhgL
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1urHNd5jA
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLCtwxCSoN
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M. Night Shyamalan:548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNHGmsMEca
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWkcEwQ7n2
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Uxuw3ac6z
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQhvwQglcS
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Robot Hitler:548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNu5Sqv8cY0
NEIN!!!!548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡditzHVCHBp
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdu8U781yN
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Robot Hitler:548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKvmeaFRhM
Yeah right!548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFShLKQfIX
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Bernie Sanders:548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iG0wApQUc
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMODXyUQ9J
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIEh8P4kU6
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Robot Hitler:548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJN5AnvPtR
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFzZe589kt
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Velociraptor:548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjwQoiAheM
(Keeps throwing bananas)548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5DwLdgUeq
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!548Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkgZXyJoSW
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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