返到屋企，我實在忍唔住繼續一張張咁番睇電話入邊相簿，嗰女仔越睇越靚，又清純，笑起嚟仲有個小酒窩；如果我將相改一改，然後放POST 上網，今次嘅Like 仲唔爆燈，而且，有可能嗰女仔見到自已嘅相俾人POST咗出嚟會主動搵我喎。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdCcxJn6MV
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其實買機果晚我都覺得有問題，邊有可能有人放機放咁平先！一定係「老鼠貨」囉。話唔定，嗰女仔搵我，我仲可以上演一次英雄還機，之後仲抱得美人歸喎，嘩！依招煞食，就咁做啦。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfTXYC1Ern
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我開番個改圖程式，揀咗一張相喺嗰女仔用左手㩒住額頭，然後向住鏡頭單眼微笑，真喺充滿青春氣息嘅自拍嚟改，我喺佢眼角加咗粒閃星，包包面果到加上三條粉紅色既可愛斜線，最後搞到成個背景都濛濛地，令到佢更加突出。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mXNYyfgSK
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自已都有啲欣賞嗰製成品，廢話少講即刻POST 上網等人Like下先。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww0xbqAuuI
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其實只係POST 咗唔夠一個鐘頭，竟然就呃咗成千個Like，我Facebook都只喺得五百幾個朋友，有幾多轉貼，有幾多朋友嘅朋友走入嚟睇真係計都計唔到，靚女果然幾時都有號召力。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlSyzIwzdp
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ9TSET1ON
依嗰時候，手機一震，有人打電話嚟。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ59Ov4ztTY
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk05iriZseA
我都唔駛睇來電，一接電話就話：「點呀！老麥啲相改成點先？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD02E4ylYx
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnODhQFRcXz
「你個死仔，頭先仲扮憂鬱，返到屋企就咁好心情喺到改相，曬命得你。」老麥笑住咁講，好似放低哂頭先既內疚啦。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8YQqvb3Eu
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i0Vr4iH8b
我都笑住答番：「唔喺，我無呃你，我真喺唔識嗰女仔架......好啦，好啦，講真話你知啦。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVGbEffl7M
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc5GAs5Y7T
「喺呢！肯認呢！搞出人命未先？」老麥好似等聽甜故咁，聲音異常興奮。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLCPbcZ0pK
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDPcm8cBUq
我爆完一輪粗，之後平靜番就話：「其實咁嘅，之前咪話我部舊機死左，咪飛去先達睇下有咩機換，點知部部貴到唔喺人買，谷住去買左部二機囉。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEbICwg80c
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo39hNhUZnt
「二手？嘩你都夠膽喎，你點知上手咩人用過？」老麥算係有錢仔，唔憂食，唔憂住，梗係覺得用二手唔好啦。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XKM6YmEoZ
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mnKqiMH9J
「鬼唔知咩，唔夠錢無計架，不過呀，估唔到今次又俾我執到部好嘢囉。老麥你估我買幾銀，估中請你食飯。」反正遲早會穿，自守好過被人督爆。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyPZJVAysa
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6MWrZuROm
「要加大！再加甜品！」講到食，老麥己經進入狀態。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlEEVyPtMs
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lFHJc0VIb
「估啦，我肯定你估唔中。」我冷笑挑釁。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfvSCKaFk4
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUPOiex0JI
「三千......唔喺......四千！四千！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQXovWnMIB
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidyEYD4Ng4
「錯哂！唔俾加甜品啦！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ591U46cI97
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「你條人渣......五千？咁不如買全新......唔喺平過三千呀？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOmw0OZ3zG
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7S3fLAqoSY
「就係，俾你估多最後一次。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFo6IVF2qO
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9Ai1oUded
「二千九百九十九！果啲舖頭最鐘意定依種價。」無咗份甜品，老麥己經豁出去啦。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡes54kzykvw
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqvD4julip
「錯埋！噓.....嗰餐無咗囉。」我笑到跳哂舞。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD009fSLWDv
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0ZlGpBJno
「唔玩啦，你買咗幾錢呀？有無咁平呀？」老麥突然收細咗把聲，開始有啲唔信。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarzpjyjGm0
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8Aj3xMfcw
我心諗如果老實話佢知部機竟然只係賣一千，怎至仲可以有價講，佢更加唔信啦，所以我就話：「只係賣二千咋！我都知，可能係老鼠貨，不過平機當前，你叫我點忍到手先。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmp0B3EFFB
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMD4k1Yunh
仲以為老麥又會爆粗大叫我有著數，點知佢靜左好耐，然後用有啲震嘅聲線話：「喂......如果係老鼠貨還好喎，最驚係唔知咩人嘅......遺物咋。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xHY8iaeSK
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW49G9UPmce
氣溫好似突然低左幾度，我打左個好大嘅冷震。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb8eCMpVMQ
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遺物？死啦，點解我諗嚟諗去，竟然無諗到依嗰可能性。我真喺答唔上去，只喺呆左咁拎住嗰電話。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTSlRDBquY
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隔左一陣，通話另一邊嘅老麥可能見我咁耐唔出聲，好緊張咁不斷叫「喂......喂......喂喂喂？你講咩話？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgVryyUDe3
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOA41ShvCG
為左緩和番個氣氛，我扮哂笑咁答：「喺到呀，去左厠所啫。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDmaeCk3p9
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NWGPjjD23
但係老麥好似聽唔到我把聲咁，依然不停咁：「喂......」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UrIAhnJjR
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoungWa6oTP
「喂......」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltqNUzMOyy
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRolqBxjWca
「喂咩呀，我咪喺到囉。」玩嘢呀。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZlyoKvcGX
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hRu0JF3d4
「喂......」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU78z6tE70
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91g8NK2F9S
「仲喂咩呀，仲咪到你搞事先。」我開始有啲怒氣，但係無諗到老麥之後竟然話......731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcsfinPFfY
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「阿宅！你身邊條女咩人嚟架？講嘢鬼食泥咁，我聽唔清楚喎。其實你喺咪一直都係玩我呀？識到女仔怕咩認，唔駛作故仔喎。」我聽得出老麥真係發緊脾四，但係發生咩事先？咩身邊有嗰女仔？屋企得我一個人，何來女仔聲？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA7S445Xz9
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0WlBENhSH
最後只係聽到老麥大叫一聲：「唔玩啦，你條X樣。」就收左線。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmZQqwSVel
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISw7zW8uWK
我呆左咁睇住已經收線既手機屏幕，都唔知有咩反應好，打番比老麥？未俾佢鬧夠咩！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVPPWHQAZF
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我只係想平平地買部手機用，唔通平嘢一定無好？ 731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg47vhY5COV
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