「聽說了嗎？他是同性戀。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiD7QiVURg
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便利超商裡，短髮女人指著櫃檯旁擺著的八卦週刊，側過頭詢問另一個紮著馬尾的女人。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV9ZQimXz9
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「誰？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhWFJG4q1j
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短髮女人長長的指甲戳在週刊的封面上。「這個藝人，被爆出跟男人去汽車旅館開房。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU34oMAKW1
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紮著馬尾的女人漫不經心地瞥了一眼，封面上的棕髮男人帶著鴨舌帽，口罩鬆鬆垮垮地拉到下顎。照片裡他似乎無法獨立站穩，因此大半個身子都攀在另一個男人身上。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOEfC8SB5g
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「他很有名嗎？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJdNY4dQ8M
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「你不知道小彌？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcHk5se2Qp
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「我不關注娛樂圈的。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGELGJZllHE
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紮著馬尾的女人語畢，短髮的女人拔高了音量。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAw24nuBYH
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「這可是大八卦耶！」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqODezrgfkv
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「⋯⋯怎麼說？」紮著馬尾的女人受不了同事突然高八度，但還是配合地接話。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLbUqiQpkT
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短髮女人連忙掏出手機，仔細地跟紮馬尾的女人講解：216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5J6tRNzAT
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「因為和他去開房的男人啊，是懷榮金控家的小兒子。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUL4nNWB6r
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「喔，攀上有錢人嗎？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw82lYpvPJG
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「然後PTT馬上就有網友爆料，那個男人跟唐嘉鈞同居！」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38iJ7Sa2yT
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「唐嘉鈞⋯⋯市長的兒子？也是同性戀？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E0Y5xu84G
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「所以，我才說是大八卦啊。」短髮女人滑著PTT下的一片紅字噓文，搖搖頭，連連發出嘖聲。紮著馬尾的女人則在一旁，毫不避諱地露出嫌惡的表情。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMuXIcByVV
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「一群同性戀，真噁心。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVmcMVwMIh
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唐國新將煙灰抖進煙灰缸裡——正確來說，夾著煙的手正顫抖著，灰便自然地落了下來。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbpvPWK4nV
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「市長。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqziUVYznTN
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「讓媒體去吵別的事，我兒子絕對不是同性戀！」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLxxICdHWX
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「他是異性戀⋯⋯我會處理，不要擔心了，小彌。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyu7ot0kx1t
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吳詠青對著電話輕聲呢喃，眉清目秀的臉寫滿憂慮，口中卻還在安撫對方。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3PVNEQp3u
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唐嘉鈞剛步入家門，又再次聽到「小彌」二字，瞬間皺起了眉頭。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXNZ610R8R
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「你會處理？你根本處理不了。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIQ3sy4Quy
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唐嘉鈞努力壓抑著怒氣，卻仍然失敗地出言諷刺。沙發上的吳詠青抬眼，像是被戳中心事一樣，緊抿雙唇。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizllugjOX0
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「嘉鈞回來了，我先掛電話了。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas33IOFB9D
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小彌。唐嘉鈞握緊了拳頭，指甲刺進了掌心的肉裡。他的辦公室桌上擺滿了周刊跟各大報頭版，閉上眼，他就能立刻想起那張照片的所有細節——在旅館門口，鍾彌搭著吳詠青的肩膀。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbe9DoHBjGH
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詠青，吳詠青。不屬於他的吳詠青。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9qr5nXSyi
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「你是異性戀，你可以跟我劃清關係。」吳詠青拍了拍唐嘉鈞的側臂，臉上掛著一絲苦笑。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbpDbIILlj
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「馬上就要選舉了，你們還搞這齣？知道我會掉多少票嗎？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcejSiJgD6
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「你是異性戀。」吳詠青語塞，只能乾巴巴的重複。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7EMJwvRRn
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「真相是什麼根本不重要！」唐嘉鈞低吼，「那些媒體會查證嗎？我說我不是，會有人相信嗎？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp9tqTRgcg
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吳詠青低下頭。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz54O79yK1E
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「⋯⋯我們晚點再談，你現在太激動了。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVFniYkTMb
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吳詠青起身，唐嘉鈞卻一把抓住他的領口。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqMxEE4tvw
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「我告訴你，那就是我一輩子洗刷不掉的污點，懂嗎？」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoPGkjclen
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「對，你那偉大的政治事業不能有洗刷不掉的污點，你最好滾遠一點，不要跟我這個死GAY沾上邊。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ONu2cjCkx
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吳詠青紅了眼眶，最終還是又笑了。他露出了慘澹的笑容，嗓子乾啞。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gudMJAEU7
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「辛苦唐委員收我的爛攤子了，來，公關費多少錢？我結給你。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4U3sSipuC
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——他叫他的嘉鈞哥哥，唐委員。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxajojhX396
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唐嘉鈞全身顫抖，「吳詠青，你想把我活活氣死。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PvbBLCgQK
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他扔下吳詠青，轉身甩上大門走了。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdHj2WWHYu
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「我是異性戀。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVv8sw0e1L
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唐嘉鈞競選團隊很快成立內部危機處理小組，沙盤推演之後，召開記者會澄清。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAKmhy1X4u
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「我不清楚吳先生的隱私，也請媒體朋友不要再追殺他。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6IoF6SEfk
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他九十度鞠躬道歉，眼眶恰到好處地紅了。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0uzSbCNru
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媒體不再追殺唐嘉鈞了。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3b7ggmISh
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他們有更值得追殺的對象——小彌被爆出吸毒跟濫交，其中的對象又有其他大咖藝人。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RgdlMjKvr
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吳詠青怎樣都壓不下新聞，他們說背後有更大尾的勢力在炒作。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNtecUFb8A
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恐怕是政治界的人。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvyYGl7RhN
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「反正那些都是真的。」216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAQbeeDrXj
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他受到嚴重的網路霸凌，瘦了一大圈，最後一次見面，卻只是笑著要吳詠青別再管他了。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhYJaAVunR
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小彌的遺言寫得像得獎感言，彷彿那部來不及殺青的新劇得了金鐘，他感謝劇組、感謝經紀人、感謝爸媽、感謝他的詠青哥。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofE8DjuLWo
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然後就上吊，自殺未遂成了植物人。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6giHeR7Tb
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經過性向風波，唐嘉鈞仍然選上了立法委員。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jgXWTa33k
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那一次甩門離開後，他只讓助理回去收拾過一次行李，並沒有和吳詠青碰到面。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOlZVxOqMI
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六年後，二〇二二年年末。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqIIpgLecs
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唐嘉鈞去參加新銳導演黎詩琛第一部商業片《心願》的剪綵。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSaf2pDDaw
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官方資料寫著，他曾編導短片《牛頭剷》、《石楠》、《inflammation》，作品曾入圍金穗獎、南方影展。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwniPrSBmnD
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官方資料沒有寫，他是吳詠青的男朋友，但唐嘉鈞仍然知道了消息。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRpKEG9YNO
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回程，他一個人坐在黑色轎車後座，路燈打在側臉，明明滅滅。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbCERpDX4T
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助理發表完對《心願》的高見後，突然問唐嘉鈞，有什麼心願。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUWDZsL53o
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他想了想，開口——216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfPfA1Jcon
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我想要的東西，有再多錢、坐在再高的位置，也不可能得到了。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjeXfyO2DC
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我只有一個願望。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmZbrhKbyP
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我想要醒來發現自己還是個小學生，只是在書桌前睡著，做了一場夢。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZsDwko0us
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是一場很長很長的惡夢，長得讓人以為就這樣過完了半輩子。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xssYLEP4u
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醒來後，作業本上流滿我的口水。我被我的好朋友罵了一頓，他吵著要快點去玩。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgiV9FwJWj
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我會告訴他不用急，反正除了陪他玩，也沒什麼重要的事，往後都是這樣。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIn6XCftvC
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後記：
我好像寫了很久的小說，卻從來沒有真的寫完過一部非短篇作品。（這部5.5w字應該算中篇）
《我的好朋友》不是一部成熟的作品，它起先只是《伯樂遊戲》的前導作品，我起初想寫的是黎詩琛和吳詠青的故事，唐嘉鈞只是一個白月光般的存在。結果我現在用情過深暫時無法寫《伯樂遊戲》（笑）
希望《我的好朋友》有娛樂到大家，如果你有任何心得想回饋，都歡迎留言～
下一部作品見！
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