Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo309Please respect copyright.PENANAGChyi2ajCy
- iPhones are SEXY309Please respect copyright.PENANAkAED3N33O7
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!309Please respect copyright.PENANAtK3DFFdvj3
- YOU LIE309Please respect copyright.PENANANfvJKYQYzG
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag309Please respect copyright.PENANAQGMFZmCJp0
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 309Please respect copyright.PENANAbjUSS7zjqA
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 309Please respect copyright.PENANAQjBQm4XAeg
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.309Please respect copyright.PENANAN6PZ7z3I2J
- Character development is only possible through murder.309Please respect copyright.PENANA7BJ77VB2Fu
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania309Please respect copyright.PENANAOGVN0amCwp
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools309Please respect copyright.PENANAyaNUWlZwnM
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess309Please respect copyright.PENANA67pCwbxkVK
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct309Please respect copyright.PENANASA6SpBmRWJ
- i like the *bling* *bling*309Please respect copyright.PENANAShAgITszFn
- hashtag accessorize309Please respect copyright.PENANAdnpzItlmla
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!309Please respect copyright.PENANAlZ2oxxORiv
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!309Please respect copyright.PENANAvu2P0qHbfi
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!309Please respect copyright.PENANAi4mWhwhxG7
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore309Please respect copyright.PENANAMf7xL10uXE
- we're done here, you butcher.309Please respect copyright.PENANAVysuDYcVBU
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN309Please respect copyright.PENANAPTDcL2hCCE
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...309Please respect copyright.PENANA9PlNKEO60y
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars309Please respect copyright.PENANAIQp1teEt6L
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.309Please respect copyright.PENANAXOASKO9Nwu
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 309Please respect copyright.PENANAHYjNKHQZL8
kid 2: sure. 309Please respect copyright.PENANAhLaIUoQjvM
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 309Please respect copyright.PENANAqO2UC0nT1h
kid 2: ... sure.309Please respect copyright.PENANAPSWLyMBeAB