「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8DaZTauZH
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlN58KZcCg
他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9jTLRNcmI
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlMUEr4pG5
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ16j14ujo7
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfN0hxqVDX
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwO1By7Al8A
「我聽唔明。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4juQ8q53U
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LENwwaIgX
「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ejRPIp6HE
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1IXD6IfKM
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4zdUQEdcY
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXTRS0lxH3
這個原因，遲點會說。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbFmUzXfgC
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliGVEapGd9
話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYSPJDOXmS
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcNi6DSoBO
全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOJEGqWzEx
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tzEMijcRN
事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfw6REhyvC
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSTeQqWvTA
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflwi5r9L9B
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKi04IYX9y
而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wPea6GnvF
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PMwuhmp3Y
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pojwHcRts
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZcWmv7r1I
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4bkqQm6cU
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sWQbJxisP
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIlpdkqzBl
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALc9LQumvS
然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KC5HcAb6B
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P6ykqAote
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OwEAhbH89
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD4YcWhO7T
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66TQZhIAls
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eXIgTE1JG
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBmeN8jTxz
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWgPRUVPHR
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y4CsHnGXL
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyFI4kjqXy
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDZTZtQFgQ
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6wFkWkil8
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbmjM7ksC9
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx9IAWVhsJ
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxucm63Pt1
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwbhzLLRvr
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZY86EWMqR
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsl1yghlP6
世事往往難以預料。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0jNJcsr2q
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATrifrqAaV
當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Of5MmmNvs
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXikl53RBwu
嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhvv3CLNuo
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOoX3OqYEV
是的，真的那麼剛好。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf9jP3bNrb
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqgJ0VIbxY
就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXwtqD71g9
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgOss9E8s1
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9R4Q3iVsH
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryCtMogkwi
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqZpPBFQNy
即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbTJWcI3ud
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHQI5VXidx
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXklOR78mr
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNnW8r5mcA
「你點先唔嬲啊？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzE9oB8diW
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5qpo704Qu
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXiACRCvcy
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavNPJHsGGy
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWL4IM3J6C
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55TdN5Ve1K
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8H3IO7zXv
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWWzHbGh0z
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oT18t5EZu
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDTMjJAMol
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DmhATEAqA
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKEdgW8Rgd
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuorXiVXuHf
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEwIhXaR7x
「唔信！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSoeGyyC6W
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubvFWePMQm
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBkliSY0Wo
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8aDKq9LJ5
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOTXkhFDSh
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkGFBTV96R
他又加了句，「除左妳。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnp7RtbWNmi
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltq9YKCmUa
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbe5oQcFXd
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7blgaTASD
「咩點？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvx3OecjEx0
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23PDAgKbRE
「佢無打你咩？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdFK1zhr5r
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVB8XdLqsS
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZTW3cwryA
那麼奇怪？598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOjYx7qeVu
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNwyG9ZR56
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1VvqdgVqj
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9UO1WyApx
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHuhgW0pHO
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR65tbLH1s
「係咁就原諒你？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpw3mFsTCS
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqrmibJyi1
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28lzSElILp
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaycGR5GoT
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH6ekA6ecJ
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jW7db6meL
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG9wUbzspb
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT59ZcZEqZ
算了。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiCVpWwer9
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QA772quVV
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzY4jdLFrT
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaK2QdhD6Z
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYc9fCr0Ic
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHHSfdkRC5
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡholft7vuzR
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NF2Tt47dL
或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsC0hxTVXg
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFehryIXrs3
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJaXBdH20Y
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCuL5iosJ6
可是他……598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQflep8QaVr
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXigwINGX4
我該怎麼說呢？598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBKRZ2Uco6
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2Jjg7ws1a
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ5BtnUTc2
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBDCyzxhsr
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6BPnFMf1i
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulzhIACpQH
雖然動機未明。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSAuX00kQ8
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmqxOUP8gP
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7uZrUKSZT
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjx7AZddKS
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkSGpW5gbn
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4dfkEPYDD
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6MiAGnLYW
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroRwRlWfl5
也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRORPTElApW
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixjYrI0hYw
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLzUImhdbe
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr5ANgZVGg
而是「Chloe我幹你」。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF2gPpSPDB
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrItNAqaF5R
我說了，不原諒還好。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ev6vfHZMi
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsl1T35xlS
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T1bDvqF2V
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2mZEHcjaB
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefj10bwMZi
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRHlDjEecz
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPLP9cLv02
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkSq0T7UgE
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKm55ECKke
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaoKQHLEhA
所以？598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u1hAGVXe9
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYLHCB3Udk
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr5Xv1qm1D
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUgOg03ZNk
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L9JQrcB0D
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUCmuDCTdj
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLs7gn2LEo
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt83W8Hs5zH
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rXEUfdKLs
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fgXU0xKHu
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsty5usHEZ
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1J2cyojcX
又回到我的故事。598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1oeHczHDA
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjPKun6sZT
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVdc8jmSXA
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBU8bnrmW9
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXCA7j22sh
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41FxajzyVo
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4D8Nop6Sz
「望咩啫你。」598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4NO6dIOhN
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKDu3E5pCF
598Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0z53jtdCL
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