Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DRADyLlGK
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0j7rv8Rmo
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDFK95XfMW
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDIuoLJeyU
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIxzEdhF5L
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeht52BI26
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWULHFT1BRF
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev0EmOHMXO
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkyYEvvtX0
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSD9iNmSWM
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmVNOXbpKr
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2UDqV1EUY
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi2XtvUle5
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9OAE0LQiF
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0O6NvkF0N
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLFFlG8agP
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTSXnZIIgg
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC2SZ4oyC7
“Bear meat.” 876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1YEKeqVhu
“Alright~”876Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzninJTw6V
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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