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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCgH4l8mLX
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FDoPEEd5b
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJN9jDE3ZV
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Curses! You've caught me.540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiZNYBgyni
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrFEoF6rgy
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskbnpbhRYm
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuFncI6X2Q
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEafCkTSklP
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV7BD4R3H3
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QkOSBM5rs
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEriErqI8XQ
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqZ2EsljdG
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8KJIbX8Jg
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Yeah right!540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAxq357sWm
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw3YH79C4u
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDqLKzMDIg
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzLzhzTeQu
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!540Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sSBjRpaDm
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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