仍是2005、06年。15Please respect copyright.PENANApTIvYcj8Bd
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一間看似正氣凜然的法定機構,聘請我成為辦公室助理,而且薪金不錯,說出來,回應總是「嘩,OA都咁高人工」。15Please respect copyright.PENANAKU8FtGn6n2
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這「咁高人工」還只是底薪,OT還有(比2025年最低工資更高的)補水。15Please respect copyright.PENANArhQWwUvUph
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以為終於好運了,對嗎?15Please respect copyright.PENANAORO0XDXHhp
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怎料,內裡黑暗非常,不少人疑有躁狂症,形同生番。這間機構看似正氣澟然,但其提倡的主旨,其實自己內部也做不到(個人認為),行政更是混亂無理非常。15Please respect copyright.PENANADx7F97IB26
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隨便舉例:15Please respect copyright.PENANAtjDDgZp7r3
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辦公室內數以百計的光管,如有任何一枝燒掉,你要全公司第一個發現並自動波更換。如在其他同事出聲後才更換,也被照肺。15Please respect copyright.PENANAkz0H7L9qi6
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洗手間廁紙消耗量大(除了員工,還有街客),但還用那些小卷的家庭裝。廁格內廁紙用罄,又未及補充?又被照肺。放多一兩卷在水箱上嗎?一樣照肺,「唔衛生」、「會被偷」,放在廁紙架又不會「唔衛生」、「會被偷」(那廁紙架和一般家用的無異,無殼無鎖)?15Please respect copyright.PENANA9rh053ycQQ
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OT頻繁,每星期2至3天,要OT至晚10時。最極端時,甚至要朝8晚10,一天14小時的工時。而且我住沙田,辦公室卻遠在北角,如此的通勤距離和極端工時,已經是非常艱難、把私人時間壓到零了,不如索性在辦公室留宿可以嗎?也不可以,因為晚10時後,會開啟自動警報,如感應到辦公室內有人,會自動警鐘大響。這機構不是銀行、不是奢侈品商店、不是政治敏感機構,這樣的保安措施,是否誇張得太荒謬呢?15Please respect copyright.PENANAFQr0Q7sROm
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有時星期六日也要因活動要OT。基本上除深夜外,一星期7天,每天朝8晚10,也要預留作隨時被召喚OT。雖然有補薪,但真的很擾亂工作與生活的平衡。我這個幾乎沒朋友的毒撚宅男,也吃不消,不知那些朋友、活動一籮籮的現充會怎樣?15Please respect copyright.PENANAIbUks2W2iU
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有次,星期五準備HAPPY FRIDAY時,上司才通知星期日有活動,要我OT協助,然後立即如機關槍掃射般,口若懸河地說明星期日工作安排,完全沒問及我星期日本身是否有安排,能否OT,真是完全不尊重員工個人生活。15Please respect copyright.PENANAddupDUhB4R
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最糟的,是這是無了期的狀況。如果一直長做,難度要由我當時不足30歲、一直到退休,也維持著這星期一至日、每天朝8晚10,全數預留作隨時OT的狀況?15Please respect copyright.PENANA8tV2hLADYB
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更甚的,我在使用供水機時,那供水機突然滴下小量熱水,燙像了我的手背。雖然公司有人知道,但我當時新入職,又是基層,還以為這份工作不錯,為免影響工作,所以不敢申報工傷。15Please respect copyright.PENANAfMsW3XpgKl
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就是這份工,使我問涼玖有否好工介紹。15Please respect copyright.PENANAEUdnYHTOAy
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好不容易挨了大半年,找到新工,終於辭職。臨近離職還被留難,被指令預備我離職後十多天才使用到的物資,結果在預定最後的兩個上班天,也要「射波」應付,Last day也要射波兼吵大架(幾乎報警)才可離開(詳情不述了)。15Please respect copyright.PENANAOypgCmKvMs
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最諷刺的是,這機構的職能,是提倡「安全」、「健康」的工作環境。偏偏自己內部的作風,全是對自己使命的背叛和踐踏。15Please respect copyright.PENANA0f1DzUKmTk
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之後,看見這機構的正氣凜然,滿口提倡職場安全及健康的宣傳,我只是心中冷笑。15Please respect copyright.PENANAEh52XCwgyb
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這時,二字頭的年歲,已過大半。「而立」之年、魔法師,已逼在眉睫。15Please respect copyright.PENANAEtRNaIMEaj
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同輩的親戚老表,全都已拍拖、甚至已婚 (現在是全都已婚、甚至已離婚)。15Please respect copyright.PENANAggkOkTVC1x
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只有我,仍和另一半在玩永遠的捉迷藏,其實我也沒這方面意慾。15Please respect copyright.PENANA9oqM03sVRn
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舍妹至大學畢業也未聽聞有出Pool(或許有,但她不說)。這時,舍妹大學畢業後一年,終於出Pool了。15Please respect copyright.PENANAXrw910wsxZ
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準妹夫(現在不是「準」了),叫世文。15Please respect copyright.PENANAgSYILhlDLC
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然而,我再一次確定,我沒資格拍拖。15Please respect copyright.PENANA6QwzgUPDUF
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這次「為我確定」的,不是別人,正是家母!15Please respect copyright.PENANAMlce12c5FE
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「呢個世文,窮到燶架!住公屋、搵得萬幾、家庭負擔大,佢做最細,上面三個家姐阿哥,兩個Hea既、一個結咗婚,顧唔到老家,所有負擔落晒喺佢(世文)一個身上。自己個女搵個咁既男友,我真係心都實晒!好心佢搵個有D經濟基礎啦,邊個阿媽唔想自己個女做下個徐子淇....」15Please respect copyright.PENANAUfKZIlTO0v
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雖然,她對這個準女婿(現在不是「準」了),一向客客氣氣相敬如賓,這些話只對我說。但她是一直不忿的,甚至舍妹轉工,她也說希望舍妹能在新公司結識新男友。15Please respect copyright.PENANAU559VIUoHz
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但吊詭的是,隨著舍妹出Pool,她也終於首度開腔,說希望我拍拖。15Please respect copyright.PENANAwb7IubFtw4
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「你個妹帶個知己朋友黎見我喇,希望你都快D帶個知己朋友黎見我啦」15Please respect copyright.PENANAQwYnwvCYzZ
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「你D老表個個都拍晒拖,得返你一個仲未拍拖......點解你成30歲都黎緊,都仲唔拍拖?拍拖好開心架! 你又從來唔講呢D野,都唔知你唸乜既......」15Please respect copyright.PENANA2iSGFsvClm
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甚至,她對於我對Amy斷聯,似乎感到很可惜(當然,2021年中,全港市民也知道這個Amy何等驚嚇,或許就不再這麼想了)。15Please respect copyright.PENANAPFxeYZ9Sg9
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我想,你為何想我拍拖?15Please respect copyright.PENANAzYhWmG7Lb5
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你對世文的不滿,在我身上,同樣適用,我只有比他更差。15Please respect copyright.PENANAs4SUcOwU5J
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「住公屋」,我也是,還要是世文住的公屋,是九龍區,鄰近地鐵站,交通等配套設施應有盡有;我住的公屋,不論位置、交通、商場街市等配套,均是全港聞名的差無可差最差配套(我之前已透露居住地區,是哪公屋,應已呼之欲出)。15Please respect copyright.PENANATNK2UqR8yQ
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「搵得萬幾」,其實2005、06年時,萬幾已算不錯。當時我在那看似正氣的法定機構,做「高薪OA」,也沒萬幾。15Please respect copyright.PENANA3s9JCm41lG
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「家庭負擔大」,一樣,說好的給收入1/3作家用,這時家父已仙遊,她失去家父這個「搖錢樹」,開始嫌1/3少:「叫你畀1/3,你就真畀比1/3。以前有你老豆搵錢,你畀1/3,而家我冇咗呢棵搖錢樹,你又係畀1/3......」15Please respect copyright.PENANAwejNKmr9Xt
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你女兒和世文拍拖,你就說「心都實晒」,為何你居然又希望我拍拖?難度你希望另一女孩的母親,和你一樣「心都實晒」?15Please respect copyright.PENANAanTg1UPzZL
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如果我拍拖,對家又用你批評世文的說話來說我(即使不是當面),你會怎樣想?15Please respect copyright.PENANA4SUcIadbmp
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覺得好合理?你又為何還希望我拍拖?不是應該叫我千萬不要拍拖嗎?15Please respect copyright.PENANAeMdaj9gcEq
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覺得很貪婪?那麼你也.......15Please respect copyright.PENANAVd3u2PpGMz
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只可說,她一是思想膚淺頭腦簡單,只想表面,只想我拍拖就好,不作進一步「拍拖後又怎樣」的考慮。15Please respect copyright.PENANAuyZe2tU3Jb
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二是毫無同理心,針唔拮到肉唔知痛,人家給不了她的,她懂不滿,但不會想在同一條件情況下,自己一樣給不了人家。15Please respect copyright.PENANAFnoxaVSeSY
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更吊詭的,是很久以後,我經歷一段霧水,她卻激烈反對,指我「冇本事」、「餓死老婆瘟臭屋」。15Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1fPtqtkxC
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甚至到女友 Facebook留言,指我是「窮光蛋,愛不得」。15Please respect copyright.PENANA965inbICHw
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「冇本事」、「餓死老瘟臭屋」,是因為誰?當時我給家用,高達收入6成。15Please respect copyright.PENANANDXgLE75Co
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不只批評我,還批評女友,「一無是處、毫無優點、喺度發姣」。15Please respect copyright.PENANAA3maUT0CoP
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又又又是冥冥之中的天命,很快便散了。15Please respect copyright.PENANAS1WJg49wpp
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散後,我說我今生也不拍拖了,當然也不結婚(第1.2章所述,早在15歲已考慮的「絕愛」,真的不能不接受了)。15Please respect copyright.PENANAdAfIbM2RKy
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她卻面如死灰地,說不拍拖不結婚是很自閉,很難令人接受。15Please respect copyright.PENANAIQ3rzpMYEg
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嗯?又想我拍拖了?「冇本事」、「餓死老婆瘟臭屋」、「窮光蛋,愛不得」呢?15Please respect copyright.PENANAnOO47maKNh
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完全不可理喻。15Please respect copyright.PENANAIMu3XxX1is
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她的不可理喻,到了2019年下半年,表露無遺(你懂的)(利申,多年前,她曾被政府無理對待,結果找時任立法會議員長毛反抗政府。我想,如果這事在2020年後的美麗新香港再來一次,多好,大大隻廻力鏢)。15Please respect copyright.PENANATPByvAEOhM
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即使不說這些,你看看,我連只是結識朋友,也如此命途多舛。本劣作已經過6章,由《YES!》徵友欄的不知何故食白果,到一撞撞兩件Kam野,一件弱智一件傳銷亮狗。識來識去,身邊朋友,還是來來去去只有肥妹一個。15Please respect copyright.PENANANGmlRvFFrB
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還說拍拖如此高層次的事?15Please respect copyright.PENANArisJZAsBAw
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「是否天註定,我連當個正常人、過正常日子、和他人正常相處也沒資格?.....若真如此,遑論識女拍拖戀愛?簡單說,就是走也走不了,遑論跑、跳?」(第2.2章)15Please respect copyright.PENANArCP42jQ0du
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已經證實成真。15Please respect copyright.PENANAxs1dLI4LvJ
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更不要說「拍拖好開心」,我對此早已很有保留。15Please respect copyright.PENANAr7hM03gRNX
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接下來,終於來到第7章。15Please respect copyright.PENANAvTmqUSkuj7
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第7章,可謂本劣作、乃至我人生的重頭戲。15Please respect copyright.PENANAEzIexJxCFd
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跨時及篇幅之長、人物之多、關係之複雜,均超過之前任何一章,應該說是超過之前各章之總和。請各位做好心理準備。15Please respect copyright.PENANA7kzYW7XaS6