Prompt: Diarrhea

Specifications:

-100 words (it's a drabble). Exactly 100 nothing short or over.

- 1st person. Get us a preview of the mind of a victim of diarrhea. At any stage (beginning, middle, quiet moments, dangerous moments, eating, sleeping, walking, the end, even a remembrance. Anything just get us in the head of the victim!)

-Story / poem / script / play / anything

-Any number of entries

- Make it funny. Humour us, leave us rolling on the floor in hysteria.

-It is PG-13 so keep the vices mild.

Edit: Sigh...You're not describing the Diarrhetic process.... How would a person with Diarrhea weigh their food options? How would they feel about sleeping, or walking about? How would they question their tummy rumblings? stuff like that

Have Fun!