鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。511Please respect copyright.PENANAzc3wIZ1V3n
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?511Please respect copyright.PENANAKYCXKoC7c7
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~511Please respect copyright.PENANAj0Sd3iVaqJ
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANAkvHxPaWuV5
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAjH47RDLvuS
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。511Please respect copyright.PENANArSrx7Jai7M
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。511Please respect copyright.PENANA0YMKm0XWHz
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!511Please respect copyright.PENANA1beBUawbJ5
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?511Please respect copyright.PENANAp009cmm276
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!511Please respect copyright.PENANAoc8OLYBZAY
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。511Please respect copyright.PENANAyusPUMeixh
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!511Please respect copyright.PENANAHxRVvyVHpq
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAog2pagSrFs
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!511Please respect copyright.PENANAa3vVTw3aok
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!511Please respect copyright.PENANA6jXzYFH7JH
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)511Please respect copyright.PENANACET4hGmOhC
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!511Please respect copyright.PENANAySpyUh0LjX
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANA1HmgVfmPCl
俊言:⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAR1eW1L8vVa
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANAw9eEntPPGb
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !511Please respect copyright.PENANAs2GN61rKzN
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAG04J2TyOtK
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?511Please respect copyright.PENANAJYiBku2phS
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAlgweI5UEux
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANA5NUNNOIvhk
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?511Please respect copyright.PENANAORdqpwDOPv
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?511Please respect copyright.PENANAgd0S1ZpOVp
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANA2TQeW08sTc
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!511Please respect copyright.PENANAwiL4rVN6Ck
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAVofNAzl8s1
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!511Please respect copyright.PENANAIR0IjnfFyN
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!511Please respect copyright.PENANAvoBrA9Prft
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~511Please respect copyright.PENANAVaT5wnn0It
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。511Please respect copyright.PENANAguLoMRELWC
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 511Please respect copyright.PENANAbJbwFOtweR
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)511Please respect copyright.PENANAcNIBMct8QT
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?511Please respect copyright.PENANAYn4RFOyTCS
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?511Please respect copyright.PENANAjJeBa44zD9
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAbMTm6zEnEA
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?511Please respect copyright.PENANA8xiSPI4sRj
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。511Please respect copyright.PENANAORH3sgMnJx
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAUi0tM0d7OO
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!511Please respect copyright.PENANAZke1SmqaCt
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!511Please respect copyright.PENANAPVMnmXgxu2
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAQLpa40gGK9
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAFZiPpmRlRO
鉉雨:盯 ~~~511Please respect copyright.PENANArI6pPg7Miz
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?511Please respect copyright.PENANA0hFK1B4VOq
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAUEcUjDmF5B
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。511Please respect copyright.PENANA0RJ1v2yihq
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANA6Qw1BerCBz
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANApHVHURERZp
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!511Please respect copyright.PENANAkVDWEMLYl7
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAEYfPYl8raq
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANA5rmBnGnl1V
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。511Please respect copyright.PENANAqdyXNqfKdK
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?511Please respect copyright.PENANA1GCZ5sdLTl
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。511Please respect copyright.PENANAq6x27vc6Tv
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!511Please respect copyright.PENANA0pROHeI9dM
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANABrsvmoePUL
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)511Please respect copyright.PENANA96zeLSaAjm
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?511Please respect copyright.PENANAv5mwYydZBD
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~511Please respect copyright.PENANAEDTgeg6lWU
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!511Please respect copyright.PENANAQvH7jIUjWJ
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!511Please respect copyright.PENANAgM4wERFkLB
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??511Please respect copyright.PENANANmjz39pGGC
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAH83TVeLF3r
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?511Please respect copyright.PENANARGy5Q55vk6
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANA1PvIuXsfkZ
千頌:當然!511Please respect copyright.PENANAF6J3m7gBIk
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANA10Q276pXTN
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANA0oofXBcUgB
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANA3PYCQf2iCe
千頌:嗯?511Please respect copyright.PENANAJYHv8Cs4JC
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAiy7pYAVSFD
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)511Please respect copyright.PENANA2f10d2W4wW
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)511Please respect copyright.PENANA3uAAhSf7WN
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAArPaVbWGFG
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。511Please respect copyright.PENANA0OH5MZWWZ5
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!511Please respect copyright.PENANAIsE5sTct4G
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAAsJAlr04Ul
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯511Please respect copyright.PENANAkVxN169Pyi
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。511Please respect copyright.PENANAbT5lnpvmB5
千頌:也是呢~511Please respect copyright.PENANAcTn1oh1vKh
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。511Please respect copyright.PENANAYokpZ3LTyx
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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