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這是一個夜色明亮,天空中沒有任何雲朵,乾淨到連隻大嘴鳥飛過去,都會覺得破壞畫面,破壞寧靜的夜晚。8964 copyright protection33PENANAOqZodfIhKq 維尼
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距離黑約瑟替兩名官員「吃香、喝辣」解夢,已經超過整整兩年,超過了七百三十天的時間,黑約瑟又再度嚐到被遺忘、被拋棄的滋味。8964 copyright protection33PENANAnoD5Zh9Z76 維尼
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但有一個人卻是恰巧相反,這個人打從一出生,就受到全國老百姓的崇拜,拉過屎的尿片如果不小心被你聞到,你要:8964 copyright protection33PENANAAREtETfA0H 維尼
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「嗯~~是香的~~」8964 copyright protection33PENANAhTALPBtuHk 維尼
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這個人生病吃壞肚子,嘔吐出來的八寶粥,你得從大老遠就飛奔過來,伸手去接著說:8964 copyright protection33PENANA9uUIIteBxK 維尼
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「嗯~~是香的~~」8964 copyright protection33PENANA4Df07h2D7t 維尼
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當他長大之後,帶領著千軍萬馬經過你家,你除了得把門打開,冰箱打開,讓他喜歡媽媽,就把媽媽帶走,喜歡餅乾汽水,就把餅乾汽水吃光喝光之外,連千萬士兵們騎的馬、駱駝、大象、青蛙,在你家門前所拉的屎尿,你都得說:8964 copyright protection33PENANALnwr8Ee298 維尼
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「嗯~~是香的~~」8964 copyright protection33PENANAmFwEgKRphJ 維尼
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這個人,就是全埃及的NO.1,法老王,但此時,法老王已經好幾個晚上做怪夢,怪到讓他覺得擔心、害怕,不敢再去睡覺的夢。8964 copyright protection33PENANANGL3NjiTPK 維尼
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「究竟是怎麼回事?我又沒有在YOUTUBE亂看恐怖影片,怎麼會一直作怪夢呢?那個夢到底是甚麼意思?傷腦筋。」8964 copyright protection33PENANACfNNDNOV5l 維尼
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法老王一邊自言自語,一邊在皇宮中愁眉苦臉,偶爾拿起一顆葡萄走到窗邊,偶爾拿起一顆西瓜走到門前,或者拿起〝手榴蛋〞往地上扔,8964 copyright protection33PENANAPltV667L2b 維尼
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喂!等等!大家別逃走,8964 copyright protection33PENANAxSunaBqVVF 維尼
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法老王扔的,不是會爆炸的手榴彈,法老王扔的,是一種外型大小跟排球差不多,身體是黃色,長滿硬梆梆尖刺的水果〝榴槤〞,由於榴槤的外殼堅硬,味道奇臭無比,所以法老王從小想吃時,就會抱一起顆榴槤往地上砸:8964 copyright protection33PENANASfZtFpzPKz 維尼
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「阿達!」8964 copyright protection33PENANAAnl6LRTPX1 維尼
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於是榴槤就會像戰鬥用的手榴彈那樣,炸個粉碎:8964 copyright protection33PENANARjSYiwX7BD 維尼
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「嗯~~是香的~~」8964 copyright protection33PENANA7Mnp5uouiU 維尼
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今晚,正當法老王張開嘴巴,撿起一塊手榴彈往嘴裡放,想吃,卻又停了下來:8964 copyright protection33PENANALzTAvVXdcw 維尼
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「真沒想到,連我這種全國老百姓都必須對我下跪,崇拜,我叫誰去上刀山,誰就得上刀山,我叫誰去跳油鍋,那個人就必須瞄準燒紅沸騰的鍋子,一邊對我喊:8964 copyright protection33PENANAkqDVOjXFDL 維尼
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「法老王阿依喜ㄉㄟ魯!你是我的巧克力!你是我的歐爸,然後開開心心跳油鍋,」8964 copyright protection33PENANAXgX7hVXA52 維尼
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哈哈哈!我可是法老王耶!傷腦筋。8964 copyright protection33PENANA4tHyamD7zY 維尼
哭哭哭…但我可是被怪夢困擾,對未來感到害怕的法老王…哭哭哭…」8964 copyright protection33PENANAUFrdRVrUDc 維尼
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於是喝辣就摘了一堆葡萄,把北極熊送來的冰山敲成土石流,拉開一瓶雪碧倒下去,將葡萄、土石流、雪碧,三種東西混成一大鍋之後,端給法老王:8964 copyright protection33PENANAAHUJAqgPfP 維尼
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「喝辣,你是不是已經把全埃及的巫師、法師、魔術師統統都找來了呢?」8964 copyright protection33PENANAOcGVruGxpJ 維尼
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「是的!而且我為了以防萬一,還把老師、牧師、手濕、腳濕、卡ㄘㄣ濕,陰濕、殭屍、喪屍統統找來,這會兒全都在您的皇宮外面等著呢!」8964 copyright protection33PENANAND7eEEsLzx 維尼
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「把殭屍、喪屍、陰屍抓來幹嘛?你忘了嗎?我要找得是解夢人,不是歪七扭八的活死人,送你一顆手榴蛋,阿達!碰擦~~」8964 copyright protection33PENANAUu4mVG3FF2 維尼
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「噗噗噗…好臭啊!法老王饒命!」8964 copyright protection33PENANAJCpRm3KvII 維尼
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「哈哈哈!大家一起臭西西吧!阿達!碰擦~~阿達!碰擦~~」8964 copyright protection33PENANA3oOilqOlel 維尼
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只見法老王像個瘋子,拼命拿榴槤往地上摔,往牆上扔,臭得連一旁把腿翹高,給美容師傅做腳指甲彩繪的大老婆,都已經口吐白沫昏過去,8964 copyright protection33PENANApy1hwpxrxj 維尼
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一旁學揉包子的小老婆,也把頭揉進包子裡,多吸幾秒鐘的好空氣。8964 copyright protection33PENANAn6E8XASN2X 維尼
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但三老婆和其他三百多個老婆們,就沒那麼幸運,一個個全都被手榴蛋砸得人臉變豬頭,豬頭變皮球,哀鴻遍野。8964 copyright protection33PENANAfeMYV22wY0 維尼
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只見喝辣摀著鼻孔,在榴槤噴出來的綠色臭氣中,勉強找到牆壁,慢慢走,慢慢摸,小心翼翼才逃出來。喝辣心裡想:8964 copyright protection33PENANAlawzRRFgYP 維尼
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「慘了,全國上下的巫師、法師、魔術師,都沒有辦法解夢,這下子該怎麼辦…啊!我居然忘掉黑約瑟,」8964 copyright protection33PENANAgzO6PIAzBg 維尼
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於是,喝辣趕緊從地牢裡,把黑約瑟帶進皇宮:8964 copyright protection33PENANAR4tv6ZKUiM 維尼
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「黑約瑟啊!我夢見自己站在河邊,有七隻又美、又肥的母牛從河裏浮上來,在我的公園裡喫草。幾分鐘之後,又有七隻又醜、又瘦的母牛,也從河裏浮上來,與那七隻肥美的母牛,一同站到河邊,但恐怖的是,又醜又瘦的母牛不吃草,居然張開嘴巴把那又美又肥的母牛們,全部吞下去,黑約瑟啊!你說你說,這個夢是不是很傷腦筋?真是太太太…傷腦筋了啦!」8964 copyright protection33PENANAc45ltkTTKY 維尼
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「稟告大王,這絕對不是普通的吵架事件,而是七隻醜牛把七隻漂亮牛吃掉的,謀!殺!事!件!」8964 copyright protection33PENANAeRnAclPuEB 維尼
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「謀!殺!事!件?居然敢在我法老王的公園裡搞謀殺,真是太可惡了!喝辣,我命令你現在就帶著警察去公園抓人,啊!不對,是抓牛!」8964 copyright protection33PENANAxnN4P8HJtJ 維尼
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喝辣回答:「遵命,」8964 copyright protection33PENANA1tyJL2QMja 維尼
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這時一旁的黑約瑟突然插話:8964 copyright protection33PENANAmPxZGvaNji 維尼
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「稟告大王,請先聽我說一件事,從前有位管理飯食的官員,吃香,夢見自己頭上頂了三個盤子,盤裡堆滿食物,卻被大嘴鳥吃光,那時上帝說:8964 copyright protection33PENANAmKgovpORDE 維尼
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上帝的聲音:「三個盤子代表三天,大嘴鳥吃光盤子裡的食物,代表腦袋要被吃掉,兩個畫面組合起來,就是指著吃香,三天之後會被法老王砍腦袋。」8964 copyright protection33PENANAdPuVKJqQ0D 維尼
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由此可知,法老王夢裡的牛,未必指著真正的牛。」8964 copyright protection33PENANAC3C1eTgz7h 維尼
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「哼!那只不過是你運氣好,湊巧解開吃香和喝辣的夢,別自以為聽得見上帝說話,我可不認識甚麼上帝,我認識的,是太陽神阿波羅。」8964 copyright protection33PENANAZREToPNwZY 維尼
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這時,剛剛離開的喝辣,氣喘吁吁跑回來:8964 copyright protection33PENANAcnMBSD7AGL 維尼
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「稟告大王,我們搜遍河邊的所有公園,並沒有看見牛。」8964 copyright protection33PENANADUOtiihBCf 維尼
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「沒有醜牛?會不會是有人把醜牛抓起來巴BQ了?」8964 copyright protection33PENANADyd8lrAvoY 維尼
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「稟告大王,我有去每個人的家裡搜查過,但連根牛鼻毛都沒發現。」8964 copyright protection33PENANAPL3nwJVeL9 維尼
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「喔,所以夢裡的牛,未必指著真正的牛?好,我就把第二次夢見的場景,說出來,」8964 copyright protection33PENANAKFCLEi1C0A 維尼
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正當法老王說話時,黑約瑟心裡哼起一首歌,以Belle (From "Beauty and the Beast"/Audio Only)為旋律:8964 copyright protection33PENANAEjV6PM4WOt 維尼
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「大地沉睡,上帝行走在水面,想像著如何賜福人類,8964 copyright protection33PENANAtA4WVCQSlF 維尼
上帝親手,創造陽光、雨水,讓小生命漸漸成長,8964 copyright protection33PENANAv2gR5PZwLz 維尼
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早安啊!香菇。8964 copyright protection33PENANA8VLcOPttgv 維尼
早安,花椰菜,聽說你的鄰居昨天被兔寶寶吃掉,好可憐喔!8964 copyright protection33PENANAr82USbpAue 維尼
不會,等兔寶寶消化完,拉出來的便便裡又會出現種子,長出更多紅蘿蔔。8964 copyright protection33PENANA7M2N0FZoHt 維尼
對吼!8964 copyright protection33PENANAszphutmY5n 維尼
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上帝從來不會創造廢物,每個生命都有任務,8964 copyright protection33PENANAmDhay4Q8Zu 維尼
紅蘿蔔要負責長大,兔寶寶要負責吃掉,公園就負責接收所有屎尿。8964 copyright protection33PENANABxdvHaswxJ 維尼
早安啊!小白兔。8964 copyright protection33PENANA5YrmBx3C42 維尼
早安,蚯蚓,聽說你昨天在土壤裡,吃了很多大便?噁心死了。8964 copyright protection33PENANAsrgf0381xF 維尼
不會,紅蘿蔔也是從土壤裡漸漸生長,要是真的很噁心,你不就也在吃屎?8964 copyright protection33PENANAvgFuOClHAn 維尼
對吼!8964 copyright protection33PENANAZom1JgtUW8 維尼
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死亡,原來隱藏著賜福,隱藏著美好照顧,那上帝希望我照顧誰呢?」8964 copyright protection33PENANAlNPkozYZgZ 維尼
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王啊!七隻漂亮的牛,代表七年的大豐收,上帝要賜福給埃及,使埃及吃的喝的都比從前更豐富,但等七年過後,從水面上來的七頭醜牛,代表著七年的大旱災,這旱災可怕的程度,會令老百姓們忘記曾經的富足,但別害怕,上帝的意思不是要餓死埃及人,而是要王從現在開始,就好好管理吃的喝的,別浪費。」8964 copyright protection33PENANAGd8RafOARE 維尼
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法老王聽完這番話後,看見滿地的手榴蛋碎片,自己既沒有珍惜,也沒有吃光光吃乾淨,心裡被上帝深深的責備。8964 copyright protection33PENANA67l6aEYXSc 維尼
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法老王衝到黑約瑟面前說:8964 copyright protection33PENANA7ByIrOzt0l 維尼
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