There was a man who worked all of his life and had saved all of his money.
He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything and just before he died, he said wife, "Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me because I want to take all money to the after life."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well one day he died.768Please respect copyright.PENANALUtrWUXC8J
He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was siting there in next totheir best friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait A Minute!"768Please respect copyright.PENANAfAYSebxslP
She had a shoebox with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the basket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away.768Please respect copyright.PENANAXPxRlFv4ZK
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all the money in there with that stingy old man."768Please respect copyright.PENANAdhWkb6rWzH
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good person, I can't lie. I promisd him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."768Please respect copyright.PENANAOuU6ggRfi5
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"768Please respect copyright.PENANA6RFIYV4Yer
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account andI wrote him a check."768Please respect copyright.PENANAKE4uJCJBOJ
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