我望住ＣＯＷ Ｄ ＭＳＧ，點諗都唔通，識左ＪＵＤＹ雖然唔耐，但係佢既性格，係直腸直肚，有咩就講咩，烈女一名，你話同佢吹水，稱兄度弟就ＯＫ姐，而家要哄佢，仲要幫ＣＯＷ令到ＪＵＤＹ有應覺，其實都好難。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNOJ37sSjW
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係……我係Ｋ房有話過要幫ＪＵＤＹ搵返對ＣＯＷ既愛情感覺，但係都比我諗下先得架，我點會合道呢個機會黎得咁突然，中六合彩又唔見我中。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKT8xAzG25
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而我仲諗好唔好同阿琪講，不過如個比阿ＣＯＷ煩埋阿琪既話，阿琪一定會嬲我，都係唔好比佢知。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OjeCzXPtl
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但係！但係我應該點做好！！！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLjXOiDOF8
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係呢個時候，我望住房既門，線視慢慢移落，望住個門鎖……門鎖……只要係向某一方向好大力擰把鎖，就可以扭壞佢再打開度門……能蟹仔……花花公子……軍師……軍師！！！係ＷＯ，可能可以搵佢幫手ＷＯ。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWgxl9tF8d
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唔好問我點解我望住把鎖會無啦啦諗到佢，我自己都唔知點解。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4ub6H4rj8
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不過，要搵一個唔比佢知道內情既方法而又可以問佢點哄女仔……咁……不如就犧牲少少啦。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7gFagQAWf
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我：能蟹仔，有野想你幫手581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLgMYR5Msd
能蟹仔：有咩幫到手啊巴打581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkpDth44rn
我：關於哄女仔既581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeu9gmxlDh
能蟹仔：（奸笑）581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKJWGkpcxR
能蟹仔：阿琪啊？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvb4nFpAVB
我：你當係住先啦581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV1otsFvhR
能蟹仔：（奸笑）581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtxfyFV564
我：點啊581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uu9iYsnAZ
我：幫唔幫啊？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mrpL7c3PS
能蟹仔：你出到聲一定幫架581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2DC1uSsPn
能蟹仔：想幾時？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dU4ZroiJ4
我：你幾時得？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCxa0qjXaZ
能蟹仔：ａｎｙｔｉｍｅ 都ｒｅａｄｙ581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD61jEHWGPU
我：咁聽日？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2wF0uvHUv
能蟹仔：駛唔駛咁急啊你581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uHVuFMqDN
我：又係你話ａｎｙｔｉｍｅ ｒｅａｄｙ581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYVhIDW3cl
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能蟹仔：就聽日啦咁581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKscxcvzyz
我：好啊581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMt0H2H1pr
我：不過我有個朋友都想聽埋一份581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44pvkIVQND
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能蟹仔：見係你，無問題581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGwPNhkHf7
約左能蟹仔後，就話左比ＣＯＷ知，佢緊係好爽快咁答應左啦，而我就繼續諗，聽日我應該點問能蟹仔點哄阿琪……唔係，應該係點樣婉轉地幫ＣＯＷ問野好。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGqGhDkrwt
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而到左另一日，我地約左係一個大排檔度見。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbQ7R14ASI
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「男人既浪漫，豆腐火腩飯，大啤，大排檔，約係呢度傾男人野就最正。」能蟹仔好熟練咁開左支大啤，然後幫ＣＯＷ倒酒。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHNMXhFtub
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「我少少得架拿，我唔係幾飲得。」ＣＯＷ話。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J7RGz4l3v
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「飲酒唔駛飲唔飲得，最近要係有得飲就飲，明唔明啊。」能蟹仔一副專家上身咁話。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ5Ki47kbo
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「硬頸牛，你自己黎拿ＷＯ，大家咁熟就唔招呼你拿。」我聽到佢咁講後笑左笑回應佢。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dg1qRm8X0
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「係呢，我想問女仔要點哄架？」嘩，阿ＣＯＷ，都未開始食野你就入正題，而且，頭先未同你講左今日要扮係我問野，而你係旁邊聽，而家你咁心急，咁未比能蟹仔知道係你想知囉。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrr9YZ4pAJ
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而能蟹仔見到阿ＣＯＷ咁問，笑左笑話：「你都幾急下架ＷＯ。」佢食左幾舊肉後，再飲啖酒話：「女人要哄唔難，最緊要係你睇唔睇得出佢要你哄既時機。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgflbI6CDD
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「時機？」我同阿ＣＯＷ同時問。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNCkMitzEf
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「緊係啦，唔係你以為一味哄就有用架拿。」能蟹仔講完後伸出左三隻手指對住我地，然後話：「你地要知道三點，女人最想比咩野人哄？女人咩野時候想人哄佢？女人最想人哄佢Ｄ咩？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkJ8OVvGGJ
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「願聞其詳。」我地兩隻牛話。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d1EhRRXTA
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「女人最想比自己覺得岩ＦＥＥＬ既人哄，無論係未得米，又或者得左米，甚至好朋友，剛剛識既人，如果佢地對果個人無ＦＥＥＬ，就算點樣哄都好，係一眾女人眼中都只會覺得果Ｄ人口花花，嚴重既，佢地只會覺得睇緊馬騮戲。」能蟹仔話，然我地聽到津津有味咁食緊面前Ｄ野。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKT3A4Tee38
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「女人想比人哄既時候，佢地會明示或者暗示，明示做出面係想你地令到佢地更開心，暗示係想你地哄返佢開心，當然啦，呢段等人哄既時間係會慢慢冷卻，而如果你係佢地冷卻後先哄返佢，佢地就會話你地不識情趣，呆板，總之所有唔好既野都會標籤係你身上。」我地含住啖飯表示認同。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzU3iKWLFa
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「而女人點解想比人哄，原因唔係只為左想開心咁簡單，而係想知道自己係果個人心目中既地位去到邊度，因為就好似頭先講既第一點咁，女人只會比岩ＦＥＥＬ既人哄，所以，佢地都想係呢班岩ＦＥＥＬ既人當中有一定既地位，但如果佢地覺得地位不保既話，咁就，ＯＯＰＳ，ＧＯＯＤＢＹＥ。」能蟹仔講完後，望一望眼前既空碟話：「你地兩條友你食野定問野架？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeXnbFnUZP
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「兩樣都係。」我地兩隻牛傻笑話。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJtq27Kv34
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