呢一日，於中環碼頭，背住夕陽，我鼓起勇氣，向心儀嘅對象表白：129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrA9xqsi1xK
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「Emily，我鍾意你，請問你可唔可以做我女朋友？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR0nkgeZKI
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「下？我有男朋友啦喎。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9tma5USNT
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「下？你有男朋友？咁你又同我出街睇戲食飯？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTyQTmoI3y
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「我當你朋友渣嘛。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fmGHU79Kl
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「朋友？即係…即係『兵』？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu4AHaxeQT
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「拿，我無咁講過，係你自己認架渣。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK31CPJu0xm
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「……」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCJfRuG0m3
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我無嘢好講，枉我付出咗咁多心機、時間同金錢，到頭來原來又係做人隻「兵」。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD5nAG4nH4
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「你睇，我男朋友嚟接我啦，係咁先啦byebye！」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv0DThixkD
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Emily孭住我送俾佢嘅LV袋，大搖大擺咁坐上一架名貴嘅保時捷跑車，然後拂塵而去。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzUXzjAgfp
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為咗討好對方，我辛辛苦苦儲咗幾個月錢，買咗個名牌手袋送俾佢，到最後連手仔都拖唔到，認真失敗。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4eCGx5Aq3
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呢次已經唔知係我第幾次俾人拒絕，而身為一條毒撚，其實我都知自己條件唔好，所以都降低咗擇偶嘅要求。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xL4FaKVfu
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唔要樣靚大波長腿，淨係要大波，但結果都係唔得。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyiYmMtoUs
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唔通…唔通我注定要攬住個飛機杯過世？129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2VfMdQl1d
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點解我做人做到咁失敗？129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4u3YbbGnB
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明明大家都係男人，點解揸「波子」嗰條友就有得揸Emily對G奶，而我就無得揸？129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTIu9Rxagb
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點解有啲人天生高大靚仔有錢，食女多過食飯，但我就又窮又矮又柒，一條女都溝唔到？129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKKY1decW7
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點解上天咁唔公平？點解人地得到嘅嘢我得唔到？129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuOY7ICpVq
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點解啊？！129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2e0ojFwbQ
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我企喺碼頭嘅欄杆前，對住個海大聲嗌咗出嚟，發洩心中嘅鬱悶。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLWS5u2uOL
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「鳩嗌係無用架。」突然間，有個人喺後面搭我膊頭。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiZRRVOTY8
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我嚇咗一跳，跟住想擰轉身睇下係咩人，點不知身體唔知發生咩事，竟然間完全郁唔到。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpu72cqOkm
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「表白俾人拒絕，好唔開心呀？」 條友嘅聲線好低沉，應該係男人嚟。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rB9eS4jO2
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我嘗試郁動手腳，可惜卻唔成功，全身上下只係得返把口郁得到。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUpvbdEQ83
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我問對方：「你係咩人，做咩搭我膊頭？快啲縮手！」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6soF7PjSuL
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「我係魔鬼，我想同你做一場交易。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMOOD5SWsi
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「魔...魔鬼？你想做…做咩交易？」我俾佢嚇窒左。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlIvFLQB7N
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「我先問你，你係咪好想揸Emily對波，插佢個窿？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGUCr9rjHV
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「你呢個問題…會唔會問得太直接？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaQFiyytqO
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「大家男人老狗，講嘢無謂轉彎抹角，你答我『係』定『唔係』就得啦。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2AkwTkgMr
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「係就係，但咁又點？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G9WMqAkfE
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「只要我將『靜止之力』傳授俾你，莫講話Emily，世上任何女人你都可以得到。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbg428Gq6L
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「乜嘢係靜止之力？」我問。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOQl6INjx4
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「『靜止之力』顧名思義就係令人身體靜止嘅能力，即係好似我依家掂住你咁，令到你唔郁得。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBhdQORsbX
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對方向我解釋：「只要你將呢個能力運用喺Emily、又或者任何一個你鍾意嘅女性身上，咁你就可以對佢為所欲為，想點就點，只不過…」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rX89nG4FB
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「不過咩呀？」我心急追問。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAFbvg7LTs
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「不過能力一旦發動後，你就必須屌嗰條女，而且一定要插夠一萬下先可以射，否則你就會死。而當你死左之後，你嘅靈魂就會屬於我。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePLW0Y5wu8
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「一萬下？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQscsTZ1G1
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