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No Plagiarism!knFOsJSJADiZ2f11KaXvposted on PENANA △甲和女乙正在談情,卿卿我我。8964 copyright protection178PENANAX3yJDtVvaC 維尼
甲:(拖著女手)我哋今日玩得好開心,識到你係我一生嘅運氣。8964 copyright protection178PENANAzu8cnAHfNK 維尼
乙:(含情默默地看著乙,柔聲)點解你唔認命?8964 copyright protection178PENANAGa6o5qhoge 維尼
甲:(沉醉當中)我認命,命中有你,點會唔認?8964 copyright protection178PENANAdeeuS8Adw9 維尼
乙:(仍是溫柔軟語)你係天生嘅孤獨精,註定無伴終老8964 copyright protection178PENANAZQu1S6lYHI 維尼
甲:(開心)除非你唔要我,唔係點會無伴終老,但係。。。你捨得咩?8964 copyright protection178PENANAd3VInSWFgL 維尼
△甲作狀搔乙的癢。8964 copyright protection178PENANAjDVeXEA1H0 維尼
△乙跑開,甲追上。8964 copyright protection178PENANAP62TFw8NVi 維尼
乙:(嘻嘻笑)你瞓醒未?8964 copyright protection178PENANAQmqNz1tZNi 維尼
甲:如果呢個係夢,我唔想醒。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAD2KqbdngOn 維尼
乙:(笑容依舊,但顯得兇惡)你好醒啦。。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAN2W5lrYc7O 維尼
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△原來甲在發夢,站在跟前的是其父親。8964 copyright protection178PENANAUO1hSMy3fD 維尼
父:夜晚唔願起身日頭唔願瞓。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAb47qk6GACO 維尼
△看看錶,突然大驚下床,起身穿衣。8964 copyright protection178PENANAwgUS0ImNgG 維尼
△但褲子穿了一半,突然停下來,記起了甚麼。8964 copyright protection178PENANAQkblqr0P8X 維尼
甲:今日唔係星期日咩?8964 copyright protection178PENANAUhHghmcSoP 維尼
父:(回頭還掛在牆上的日歷,恍然)係喎。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAzUfolKoobO 維尼
△時甲略帶不滿盯著父親。8964 copyright protection178PENANAdb1wO2u22I 維尼
父:你望住我做咩?你再瞓囉。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAIWDccEJPye 維尼
甲:(極度無奈)覺可以再瞓,但夢唔可以再發。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAoZwc2lOTSb 維尼
父:又發埋啲春。。。秋大夢!8964 copyright protection178PENANAGAI7F74Y4j 維尼
甲:(意會父好像知道甚麼)咩意思?8964 copyright protection178PENANAqKnkE8dpHG 維尼
父:我命中有你。。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAjVNsEHxNvi 維尼
甲:(尷尬)你。。。你聽到?8964 copyright protection178PENANAUUrDEaer1y 維尼
父:聽到啲啦。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAhYc6kCxPJW 維尼
甲:(緊張)咁仲聽到啲乜?8964 copyright protection178PENANAbBsh5jIMk0 維尼
父:唏。。。你老豆我都講唔出口。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANApGbCZf7rim 維尼
△甲顯得尷尬。8964 copyright protection178PENANAWWUZcBLvJR 維尼
父:陣間又去影巴士呀?8964 copyright protection178PENANA7MTbpm1812 維尼
甲:唔係有咩做?8964 copyright protection178PENANA0GjposyhxB 維尼
父:影吓的士囉。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAxd6UhxJU3G 維尼
甲:(認為父說話沒有建設性,虛應)哦!8964 copyright protection178PENANAOxYxQaavyD 維尼
父:哦!你以為我真係叫你影的士呀?8964 copyright protection178PENANADoom0lB5Rm 維尼
甲:唔係咩?8964 copyright protection178PENANA0BlT9crBua 維尼
△父沒好氣。8964 copyright protection178PENANA7cWEwP6w1B 維尼
甲:你幾時變得咁高深莫測,講嘢有潛台詞?工聯會戲劇班果然有用喎,仲以為你只係諗住去溝啲大媽。。。哈哈哈。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANA9ENKmq9c1S 維尼
△父除手拿起雜誌便拍在甲頭上。8964 copyright protection178PENANAS1sse6fOAe 維尼
父:你個衰仔,笑。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAMUOaK0FaoP 維尼
甲:笑吓你,唔駛打人掛。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAEwJSjvvnOn 維尼
父:我打你唔係應該你笑我,而係因為你唔會學為父咁,去發挖機會。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAxSt8LJgYz4 維尼
甲:唔影巴士轉去影的士,就會有機會?8964 copyright protection178PENANAiJI1OkldPs 維尼
△父再拍甲。8964 copyright protection178PENANAhaJKTytiKD 維尼
父:你醒少少當幫忙得唔得?你死鬼老母見你咁,真係唔眼閉。8964 copyright protection178PENANAayRDFuR2pA 維尼
甲:眼唔眼閉有咩所謂,阿媽生前成日都講自己有眼無珠先嫁畀你架啦。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAWhZo9ybVIx 維尼
△父欲再打甲,甲這次醒目,早已閃避。8964 copyright protection178PENANAdr5xYHjJCD 維尼
甲:拿,今次仲唔係因為我笑你打人?8964 copyright protection178PENANAReSE6mjnml 維尼
父:錯,我打你唔係因為你笑我,係因為你連女人基本嘅心聲都聽唔出,你仲點去幫我溝個新抱返嚟?8964 copyright protection178PENANAISVwecy6yG 維尼
甲:咩心聲呀又?8964 copyright protection178PENANAGqzS4Llf5T 維尼
父:(坐下,語重深長)阿甲。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAv8EUx59d0H 維尼
甲:(搶白)喇,我溝唔到女,真係輸喺起跑線。8964 copyright protection178PENANA46ouBzBmN5 維尼
△父不解地看著甲。8964 copyright protection178PENANAkhBqbNVpMj 維尼
甲:人地講個仔改名,你幫個仔改名,有咩好可能幫個仔改個名叫阿甲?咁同無改有咩分別?8964 copyright protection178PENANAcUKtP7ZV7Q 維尼
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父:你投訴左咁多次,唔悶嘅咩?8964 copyright protection178PENANAYMsicX9JSZ 維尼
甲:點會悶,唔係咁我心理點得平衡?我情願你改我個名叫路家敏,路華濃,路路通都好過叫路仁甲。(越說越氣)8964 copyright protection178PENANApz2uGvtgVf 維尼
父:(立即申怨)喇喇喇,個「仁」字唔係我想要架,係族譜排落嚟,禮義廉恥忠孝仁咁排到去個「仁」字無辦法。8964 copyright protection178PENANAbEEutjFwSp 維尼
甲:哼!8964 copyright protection178PENANA730CmoscXY 維尼
父:(低聲道)咁我起碼無改你個名做路宿者。8964 copyright protection178PENANAmRFKs8B6rV 維尼
甲:(強顏歡笑)好幽默?8964 copyright protection178PENANACJIFYANuKX 維尼
父:你話輸在起跑線,就係因為你叫路人甲呀?8964 copyright protection178PENANA0TtlE0q7hC 維尼
甲:老豆,你睇咁多戲,你有無見過一個路人甲有一段可歌可泣嘅戀情?8964 copyright protection178PENANAQPtYReIUrO 維尼
父:(反守為攻)唔怪得之你仲係A0啦,原來你唔只要一段戀情,仲要係可歌可泣,做人唔可以一步登天架仔,一步一步嚟,先有戀情,然之後先可歌可泣得唔得?8964 copyright protection178PENANARLYifYDjkG 維尼
甲:(回心一想)即係點呀?即係先有一段溫馨浪漫嘅戀情。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAn8fZteM0H4 維尼
父:(搶白)拿,你又嚟喇,都話先戀情先,戀情呀,知唔知咩叫戀情呀?8964 copyright protection178PENANAvfte7MTl52 維尼
甲:哦,即係先有求其有人拖住隻手。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAStydts1SU8 維尼
父:(又搶白)咩求其呀,(強調)一定要女仔,做人點可以咁無選擇。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAWYwopKLtfJ 維尼
甲:哦,即係先求其有個女仔拖住我隻手。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAzTtsDGw9TT 維尼
父:又錯,乜你做人真係咁無選擇架,係一個年輕過你,但唔可以相差太遠嘅女仔。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANANnYtdZFBbK 維尼
甲:哦,即係求其先拖住一個年紀差唔多嘅女仔。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAmYQpfo4WVt 維尼
父:(抱頭)點解我生個仔連搵老婆都咁求其架。。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAhhsSlQDa9z 維尼
甲:你又想點呀?8964 copyright protection178PENANAkhrJ2eE4LC 維尼
父:你有無諗過呢個女仔同為父相唔相處到呢?你唔係諗住 有老婆就唔要老豆呀?你忤逆呀你,雷公劈呀你,死鬼老婆,你睇吓,你成日話大個會孝順我哋嘅仔呀。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAH9lRi4PRUU 維尼
△時父正投入抱怨,時回頭,發現甲已站在身後。8964 copyright protection178PENANAUXIZqSwrjl 維尼
甲:(認真定,慢慢地道)即係先求其拖住一個年紀同我差唔多,而又同你相處到嘅女仔,咁啱唔啱?8964 copyright protection178PENANATvlJis54kO 維尼
父:咁算你有啲良心啦,不過,呢個女仔要純品,唔好左清龍右白虎果啲。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAXTkr5tPJHS 維尼
甲:咁駛唔駛先帶番嚟畀你過全身過目。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANAgmP414K0S5 維尼
父:(順口)咁就至好啦。。。(醒起說錯話)而家老豆都係為你好,驚你畀人訛呀!8964 copyright protection178PENANA3EidSFoqNT 維尼
甲:咁你到底係驚我搵唔到老婆,定係驚我畀人訛呢?8964 copyright protection178PENANAn8D1QZe2fY 維尼
父:有咩分別?結果咪一樣係無老婆?8964 copyright protection178PENANAUVsepdHF1e 維尼
甲:講咁耐,當我拖到條女隻手,之後可以可歌可泣喇掛。8964 copyright protection178PENANAyvhJbsnKB7 維尼
父:你睇得多鐵達尼呀?你想英年早逝等人可以記你一世?8964 copyright protection178PENANA1qkbTtx8MP 維尼
甲:我意思即係話,我既然咁難得先拍到拖,就唔好咁求其姐。係喇講番轉頭,咁同我影的士有咩關係?8964 copyright protection178PENANAJQ0SMZMoNi 維尼
父:所以話你托杉唔識轉膊,即係叫你唔好再做巴膠,改變吓自己,唔係點識女仔呀,如果影相都溝到女,一係就係名攝影師,一係,你攝左啲女鬼入鏡頭度。。。8964 copyright protection178PENANA8T3KEVbQ24 維尼
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