前幾天(週末),我秉持著出門不看手機,數位休息一整天大成功(實話:早上手機剩20%電力,這天是休息日,出門不看手機也不會怎麼樣)。到了晚上,我回到家。我媽坐在沙發上滑手機,忙著處理他的課業。216Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1YOsbS1qQ
媽:三三在等你。216Please respect copyright.PENANAyEnLtkP4PW
我:齁~216Please respect copyright.PENANAUymWvI89y2
我暗自吐槽:三三常常等不同人類餵牠吃東西,明明肚包有點大,這樣詐騙不行喔,三三。(詳見〈三三詐騙〉、〈三三詐騙案偵查〉)216Please respect copyright.PENANALV4jWs0PwS
三三窩在櫃子上,看到我出現,就狂奔下來。216Please respect copyright.PENANAjkEsOIvbNf
三三:喵!216Please respect copyright.PENANA2HAjKdWhn8
我:喵!216Please respect copyright.PENANA7wj6Ls857i
三三:喵!216Please respect copyright.PENANAHwwXTPsyWD
我:喵!216Please respect copyright.PENANAAyp8PX8y0B
三三:喵!216Please respect copyright.PENANAM1ceqIjYuU
我:喵!216Please respect copyright.PENANAz8tjbR7M89
我就放下背包,脫下外套,脫下安全帽和口罩。接著拿著手機跟快速充電線、豆腐頭,一路晃到樓上,三三也跟著我到樓上。一路上,「三三跟我互喵對話,『跟平時一樣』」,不過今天三三怎麼這麼熱衷於跟我聊天?216Please respect copyright.PENANAG3CtWGL6M3
我進到房間,關上門,三三在房門外走廊上。(詳見:〈三三想要進房間找人撒嬌〉、〈三三被蚊帳接殺出局〉)216Please respect copyright.PENANAoz5ozsImOZ
我將手機插上充電線,接上插座,電扇打開吹自己跟手機,開始滑手機─玩手機RPG卡牌遊戲和回聊天訊息。邊手機充電,邊滑手機,其實電池會過熱,很傷電池,吹電扇降溫一下(自我安慰)。216Please respect copyright.PENANAfvN9hqMLWO
三三在門外:喵!216Please respect copyright.PENANAryQQUUoR1f
我隨口回:喵。216Please respect copyright.PENANARM8bsYTBqf
三三:喵!216Please respect copyright.PENANAERDf4E6Iu9
我回:喵。216Please respect copyright.PENANAzdmczcH0l3
三三:喵!216Please respect copyright.PENANAcqSFXP6Ro2
我:喵。216Please respect copyright.PENANA2PHSh8GDv4
這時候,我開始覺得奇怪了?平時,我走進房間,關上門,三三就會自己去找樂子玩了,怎麼還窩在房門外跟我聊天?216Please respect copyright.PENANA5To3gIjbpi
聊天訊息熱絡,我繼續回訊息。216Please respect copyright.PENANAk9Y9Vke7Ab
三三開始在門外唱《Do You Want To Build A Snowman?》喵語版,體感唱了5分鐘,我有跟著對唱。216Please respect copyright.PENANAiudBg3jwLZ
訊息回完,越想越不對,三三這麼堅持要我回應牠,87%是牠真的肚子餓。216Please respect copyright.PENANAr7sSJhfMJt
我放下手機,打開房門。216Please respect copyright.PENANA4stMqnp0MY
三三圓滾滾眼睛望著我:喵!216Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4Ko0cUZnc
我:喵。216Please respect copyright.PENANAgjq2I3Cbos
我關上房門,晃去樓下。三三尾巴舉高高,走在我前面,走得很急。216Please respect copyright.PENANAPEqe01K2RI
我問我媽:三三有吃飯嗎?216Please respect copyright.PENANAzwzPPNDKSB
媽:我不是說三三在等你?216Please respect copyright.PENANAym8m5XhVmW
哇勒!三三真的是在討食,實質上的「哭枵」(khàu-iau,哭餓)!我誤會三三了。216Please respect copyright.PENANADhUqY8Gm2z
每日任務做一做,清貓砂、補充新貓砂、對著貓砂盆噴除臭噴霧、飲水器加水、貓碗水沖一下。忙碌的過程中,伴隨三三的喵喵喵背景音。216Please respect copyright.PENANAt5GUKiOVOZ
打開罐頭、倒灌頭、加水、加貓用酵素粉、加貓用營養粉。這過程同樣伴隨喵喵喵背景音。216Please respect copyright.PENANAlP5bwD0tI8
放下貓碗,三三暴風式吃飯。216Please respect copyright.PENANAIsiT4ras0j
牠吃完就不喵了。216Please respect copyright.PENANAuJEkURUska
齁。