說起有關敏青姐夫的事,也不能不提起他和澄澄間奇怪的感情。236Please respect copyright.PENANAqZZliewmJm
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他們倆好像在我和敏青還是初中學生的時候就已經拍拖了,差不多九、十年了,「姐夫」這個名稱其實不甚準確,他們兩個還沒有結婚,已經卡在「談婚論嫁」的地步很長時間了。236Please respect copyright.PENANAtgblk8ekXA
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姐夫在大公司仼職IT,根據連登仔的說法,工資應該不差,只是要擔心中年失業的問題,澄澄則是護士,他們兩個工資加起來,要在香港買樓應該不算太難,但因為村屋的地方大,而且這裡的地方屬於自己,所以姐夫已經搬進來與澄澄同居好幾年。236Please respect copyright.PENANAiBltholCCW
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聽敏青說,政府收地的事,好像逼在眉睫了,地政處的人偶爾會來拍門,談論賠償的事。我大概偷聽到,我和敏青的父母,好像已經聯同附近一帶的村民,打算拼命的抵抗著政府的收地政策。236Please respect copyright.PENANAWqYgFuJ0qp
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假若我們的家真的會被強行拆掉,有關後備方案等議題,我聽過澄澄和姐夫討論過不下十次了。他們為買不買樓、是不是要結婚、離開娘家等問題經常吵架,好像大概所有滿30歲的情侶,都會有類似的煩惱。236Please respect copyright.PENANAwoIdUUZVbw
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好像說得有點遠了。236Please respect copyright.PENANAwyUoDradEQ
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自從住進敏青家大概一個月之後,我開始留意到姐夫有一個奇怪的習慣。236Please respect copyright.PENANAcYaeCamgPy
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當我和姐夫同時在家的時候,大多是平日的夜晚,他經常會舉著iPhone 拍著我的寫真,有時甚至要配上他的自拍,總硬要把頭貼到我的身體旁。有時心情不好真的想讓他的臉,在橙皮紋以外加多幾道傷疤。236Please respect copyright.PENANAgWXvU5i1pB
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老實說,我對於他這個舉動覺得十分好奇,澄澄就在家裡,他到底拍給哪個看呢?236Please respect copyright.PENANArk7SoY1SPe
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後來我知道了。好奇真是害死貓,我情願自己從來也不知道這回事。236Please respect copyright.PENANA7awtBGxBVV
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「豬女,貓貓今晚訓覺個樣係咪好得意啊?」姐夫低聲對著電話說,在室外的長椅上,吃着一枝不知從哪裡入手的未完稅私煙。姐姐明天當早更,一早便睡着了。236Please respect copyright.PENANABqMtDlvFv7
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「好得意啊,仲有無多啲『圖圖』啊,豬仔?」電話的另一邊傳來一把女聲,頗嘔心的。這顯然易見是姐夫的外遇對象。236Please respect copyright.PENANAXpKnZyhzP3
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「有啊有啊,不過我去沖涼先,沖涼既『圖圖』你要唔要啊?你想我影『龍龍』比你睇嗎?老婆~」236Please respect copyright.PENANAuLb4MQSiCy
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救命。236Please respect copyright.PENANALx6pcnv9ld
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後來我發現,姐夫的外偶對象並不止一個,除了「豬女」以外,還有「BB」、「妹妹」、「傻瓜」、「臭臭」等,我甚至搞不清楚這個星期的豬女跟上星期的豬女又是否同一個人。236Please respect copyright.PENANALEnA23Q8JQ
姐夫電話裡的交友app多不勝數,然後他的職業由紀律部隊到作家都有,用的profile相片不可以說是偽造,但是跟他本來真實的樣子有頗大程度上的差距。無論如何,這肯定可以說是一種出軌的行為吧。236Please respect copyright.PENANAGXTLRHb4sO
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起初的時候,我沒有太在意。由小到大,我對於大小姐脾氣的澄澄也沒甚好感,姐夫倒是一直也對我不錯,甚至說得上寵愛有加,每次有甚麼新遊戲機、新玩具,總邀請我過來敏青家玩。而且大概基於男人的直覺,他一直都知道我對敏青有好感,所以也經常製造機會讓我和青獨處。236Please respect copyright.PENANAyJt0iAlV23
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但…後來有一次,我覺得情況有點過分了。236Please respect copyright.PENANABYMFFCCqKa
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一月尾的一個平日下午,家人全都上班上學去。大概12時左右,姐夫帶了一個「BB」回來。老實說,對比起跟敏青長得很像的澄澄,這個BB只能稱得上是妖,絕對稱不上漂亮,身材倒是很瘦。236Please respect copyright.PENANAHyJqCKQlUf
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她的鳳眼對比起澄澄的大眼,她暗淡無光的皮膚對比澄澄的雪白…老實說,雖然澄的公主病非常討厭,但記得自己在剛發育時期的時候,還是有曾經偷偷把澄當成自己的性幻想對象。236Please respect copyright.PENANA5WesyP1ByQ
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姐夫啊,為甚麼呢?236Please respect copyright.PENANAGzkJYjnRtb
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「佢好得意啊,佢就係月月啦?」BB問。236Please respect copyright.PENANASClSEEcNnd
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「嗯,聖誕節前,我見佢一個流浪街頭。我好驚佢一個人會凍死,所以接左佢返嚟。」姐夫說。236Please respect copyright.PENANA3m2qub85zo
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他說的都是事實,除了接我回來的是敏青而不是他。236Please respect copyright.PENANAGSlNa7rkJZ
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「你好man啊,BB…」236Please respect copyright.PENANAlDw7kBGSz2
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「傻瓜。」姐夫捉着BB的手說,「我都可以對你好man。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAS02O85qmr1
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「嗯~」236Please respect copyright.PENANA9BLsKqsNW6
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「『除了會痛一切都美好~』」姐夫突然唱起歌來,「『真愛是任何形狀~』」236Please respect copyright.PENANAIgTU3uuc0N
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用起Dear Jane 上來交女朋友,姐夫果然也是趕上90後尾班車的MK仔。真愛是任何形狀,我想起靖靖真愛的形狀,再加上面前兩條肉蟲,突然好想吐。236Please respect copyright.PENANAvGvU1ZEPRm
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「嗯~好好聽啊B~」BB溫柔地說。236Please respect copyright.PENANAK9SXTifo6w
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「『硬』撐着,使你心安嘛!」姐夫捉着BB的手,帶了她上樓梯。我有點希望他不是帶BB到自己和姐姐的房間,這樣實在是太差勁了,但如果是用父母的房間就更糟糕。大概用靖的房間會比較好,反正他應該用不著、也不介意的。236Please respect copyright.PENANAX7PsdvwWUk
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算了,與我無關。用敏青的房間是我最不想見到的結果,但他們已經上了樓梯,所以肯定安全了。236Please respect copyright.PENANANJQN1CzxCU
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「啊~啊~啊~老公~」不久以後,我便聽到了清脆而嬌嗲的呻吟聲從頂樓傳來,還有一些舊床鐵枝不停撞擊而發出的「衣衣亞亞」聲。236Please respect copyright.PENANAlEcX3tgFIn
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「我,我唔得啦,BB,唔得啦!好緊啊!好濕啊!啊!!!!」姐夫大叫。236Please respect copyright.PENANAC2dTEJU0kz
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「射啦!射啦!射曬喺入面啦!啊~~~」女人大叫,不知道這是不是真的高潮,但至少她有用力去裝。236Please respect copyright.PENANA4a0lnZ1Nhf
我覺得這件事開始有點失控。236Please respect copyright.PENANAlWsKCXE5tY
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姐夫想玩這件事是可以理解的,姐姐說到底,已經不會這樣嗲着姐夫,他們一起也已經一段很長的時間,怎樣去走他們的路也是他們自己的事啊,與我無關。236Please respect copyright.PENANA9Lih2n7m50
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但是,玩到家裡就是不行呢!你可以到外面租酒店啊,Airbnb啊,時鐘酒店,我可不管你,但這裡是我家呢!236Please respect copyright.PENANAWXHUozfvXw
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你不知道現在疫症橫行嗎?隨便帶些不知甚麼人回來,萬一中招了,你和你這班BB還有姐姐、敏青全家人一併送到檢疫中心住在同一間屋,最後會發生甚麼事我可不敢想像。236Please respect copyright.PENANAaruNEpjleg
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還有,假如你們都住進竹篙灣,那誰來給我罐罐?政府瘋起上來,鼠都可以殺,萬一貓都要人道毁滅,命你賠給我嗎?236Please respect copyright.PENANAZJhdBdMB7L
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爽就你們爽,叫得這麼大聲,死就我去死,公平嗎?還未有計你們當我弱智一樣隨便摸,也不知道摸我之前是否有用酒精消毒雙手!236Please respect copyright.PENANA4FlQcAsSfG
愈想就愈憤怒,為了制止情況惡化下去,我必須想辦法告訴澄澄。236Please respect copyright.PENANAdB5Q7xje43
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接下來的幾個晚上,我全神貫注的集中在姐夫的一舉一動上,看看他什麼時候會放低電話,好讓我施展自己的小聰明,可他幾乎機不離身。236Please respect copyright.PENANAKB0DlqyjYK
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倒他總會睡覺的。然後恰好澄需要當早更,A更的時候,早晨七時左右就要回到醫院,大概五時多她便會開始起床化妝,那個時段,上朝九晚六的姐夫當然還在熟睡。236Please respect copyright.PENANAU99e2C24eP
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凌晨時分,我趁他們兩個都熟睡的時候,花盡九牛二虎之力,悄悄的把姐夫的iPhone 13 Pro Max搬到客廳去,然後徹底的把電話內每一個相片、影片、檔案和訊息都翻過一次。236Please respect copyright.PENANAJj9CbADwbp
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裏面的情慾短訊、床照和Raw的影片多不勝數,如果他要找籍口說是假的話,移花接木的技術都可謂是出神入化了。每當臨近農曆新年,總會不期然想起一些狂徒製作假色情照片侮辱明星的故事。236Please respect copyright.PENANAbQWRrU44w5
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平心而論,作為一個IT狗來說,他認識女孩子還有哄她們上床的才能應該算是業界中的精英了。236Please respect copyright.PENANAK8q96yJOwA
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「屌…睇到我都扯扯地添。」我自言自語地說。236Please respect copyright.PENANA5xxRYk9SoC
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我把其中一張清晰影到姐夫和他那BB在家裡廁所拍的大頭照,轉換成他手提電話的Wallpaper,然後把電話放到客廳的餐桌當眼位置上面。再回到敏青的房間,把敏青的電話咬到客廳的一角去,靜待姐姐起來,然後用青的電話引爆炸彈,誓要目擊東窗事發的一幕。236Please respect copyright.PENANAxu2yScDZo5
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萬事俱備,只欠東風!236Please respect copyright.PENANA7eZLpFW9j0
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老實說,如非必要,我真的不想見到這一幕。但姐夫也實在太過分了,就算姐姐有多討厭,我也不忍心見到她繼續被蒙騙了。而且姐姐年紀也不小了,他們的關係也已經去到談婚論嫁的階段,倘若結婚之後才知道這件事,對澄還有其他家人的傷害肯定更加大吧。236Please respect copyright.PENANA7uyhkyfdUr
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大概五時左右,天還是漆黑一片的時分,澄起來了,像往常一樣矇着眼,睡眼惺忪的拖着步伐去洗手間梳洗去。236Please respect copyright.PENANAoDbrwI804c
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澄澄沒有關門,拉下褲子,放下廁板就直接坐下去小便,我忍不住偷偷的向廁所的方向望過去,從貓小矮人般的角度望過去,只看到澄的一小撮陰毛還有聽到她小便的聲音。雖然她有時很討厭,但這樣半睡不醒的樣子看起來,還真的挺可愛的。236Please respect copyright.PENANAm22ll4RkHV
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看到這個畫面,我呑一吞口水,喉嚨和臉有點發熱的感覺。突然覺得有點內疚和對不起敏青,只好別過臉去。孔子曾經說過,First thing first,還是不要做太多無謂的事情,專心execute這天晚上的計劃。236Please respect copyright.PENANAkskwpRGEN1
大概十五分鐘左右,澄便完成了梳洗以及化妝的工序,看來這種事情還真是會變得熟能生巧起來。青比較少化妝,但女孩子當過了25歲之後,化妝技巧總需要提高到某個水平,而漂亮的女生往往會越來越有女人味,跟青像樣的澄,當然算是漂亮的女生。236Please respect copyright.PENANASGwj4NXe3P
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我躲藏在客廳的一角,然後等到澄走出廁所,回到客廳時的一刻,我用青的電話撥號到姐夫的號碼,電話隨之而響了起來,澄頓時嚇了一跳,然後連忙跑到餐桌旁邊,把電話拿起按停。一如所料,凌晨時分,把無緣無故出現的響鬧關掉果然是本能反應。Bomb!炸彈引爆成功,terrorist win!236Please respect copyright.PENANAS8g2iN2UzW
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澄像點了穴般看着姐夫的電話,我則在客廳的一角,在她的背面,看不到她的表情。大概連我也不太夠膽面對這一刻,我只是想確保她會見到這張照片就夠了。236Please respect copyright.PENANAOwg1QMlmgJ
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我聽不到澄的哭聲,她也沒有怒氣匆匆的走上樓梯,回到房間質問姐夫。過了一會兒,便放低電話,像往常一樣,拿起手袋上班去。我有點擔心的跟在她的後面,她卻好像沒有任何事情發生的一樣,步伐均衡地走過天橋,走過停車場,然後到馬路旁邊,截了一輛大概是前往醫院的的士。一整段路,我都沒有看到她的臉。我沒有辦法再跟在她後面,只能祈願她不會做傻事。236Please respect copyright.PENANAguLXmDOFYN
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回到家之後,我跳上餐桌,wallpaper 轉回本來的相片,大概是姐夫和姐姐去前幾年東京旅行時拍的富士山照片,我認得這個角度大概是從箱根那邊影過去。這兩三年,他們兩個也跟其他情侶一樣,就算放長假也好,亦只能留在這個城市,偶爾去一下staycation,喝兩杯紅酒,已經算是很奢侈的放假生活。236Please respect copyright.PENANACqh2LSy0TG
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澄的反應奇怪得很,沒有像我預期一樣傷心或者憤怒,反而像沒有發生任何事情似的,如常上班,令我非常費解。236Please respect copyright.PENANA19w0NiwshD
因為擔心,這幾天晚上我也沒有睡得很好,生怕自己做了什麼錯事,聰明反被聰明誤,沒有幫到澄和青一家,反而讓澄做了什麼傻事,我肯定會內疚一生。236Please respect copyright.PENANAIVo1Znpljz
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幾天之後的凌晨,澄坐到屋外面,獨個兒看著夜空的漫天星辰,我從遠處的偷望着她。她平常沒有吃煙的習慣,這天晚上卻點了幾枝煙,吸了起來。她吃起煙上來的動作沒有如靖般生銹,但平時我從來也沒有看過她會吸煙。236Please respect copyright.PENANAOQwMKK3X5C
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「出嚟啦。」她向著天空說,呼出灰灰的煙圈。236Please respect copyright.PENANAAb7PpzarY6
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我向四周張望,不見其他任何人。236Please respect copyright.PENANAuQ03X81EXo
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「叫你啊。黑貓。」她說。236Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7t6p7Gkjm
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我有點愕然,一直也自以為把自己也藏得很好。我用貓步慢慢的走去她的身邊,然後在她的腳邊停了下來。236Please respect copyright.PENANAnjjZRlyMZR
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「上嚟啦。」她說,我像中了咒語般,好像只能服從她的命令,立馬跳了上澄白滑的雙腿上坐下。236Please respect copyright.PENANAxTuIboYfoU
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一方面我不敢不從她,她大概是全家最惡的人,這點我最清楚。另一方面,我也急切的尋求解脫:內心對於暴露了姐夫的秘密這件事,對姐姐心存內疚。這幾天一直在想,大概自己不應該這麼衝動。236Please respect copyright.PENANAazRPlBWk3U
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「我以前中學嘅時候好壞。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAvrEXFS3iRT
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澄說,「唔係食兩支煙咁簡單。不過群埋好多MK仔。讀唔成書,人生冇方向冇目標,冇計劃冇將來。屋企人一直都對我好好,但係我覺得好煩,然後有時諗起自己係大女,要照顧細佬妹,覺得好討厭。外面嘅世界好似永遠都比屋企精彩。細個嘅自己好白痴。」236Please respect copyright.PENANA4HVP9Xadcw
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我對於這個她不太有印象。236Please respect copyright.PENANAWW9VU7I4zF
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「之後就識咗你姐夫。」她用「你」姐夫這個字令我覺得有點溫暖。236Please respect copyright.PENANABLa6UFdxY9
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「之後就冇再食煙,之後去咗讀護士學校。之後好似搵到自己。」236Please respect copyright.PENANArekfMjwMtn
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我對於這個轉折不太理解。236Please respect copyright.PENANAqi39R49yNI
「有時愛情就係咁,就係一個剎那,你突然之間覺得自己之前嘅人生都係白過,然後好想好努力好努力咁樣改變自己。當然中間發生咗好多事。唔係三言兩語可以解釋俾你知…但係,嗰種情感係…佢比到我嘅感覺就係,我想同佢好好咁樣行落去,而要做到呢一點,我一定要做好自己。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAbjbcgM41k0
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「所以你…」236Please respect copyright.PENANAWJJp7k63ey
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「其實我一早就知。只係唔知應該點面對。好似我成個正常嘅人生、我嘅目標、我嘅未來,其實都係建基於呢個男人身上。然後你而家同我講,其實我嘅未來係冇佢嘅存在嫁,其實佢嘅心入面係冇我嘅存在…我唔識得面對自己,都唔識得面對自己嘅人生。」澄說。236Please respect copyright.PENANAcJQLmco1ym
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「不過…」我說。236Please respect copyright.PENANABNqhZIQxNt
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「不過就係咁啦。我知道我遲早有一日都要面對,只係我呢一刻唔想。你明唔明呀貓仔?」她望著天上的新月說。這天晚上的月亮弧得非常動人。236Please respect copyright.PENANAxnjyrB660r
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「知道了。」236Please respect copyright.PENANA4zebxZO8id
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「可唔可以陪我食埋呢支煙,聽首歌?」姐姐問。236Please respect copyright.PENANAkAAwEAqhGF
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「可以。」我答應。236Please respect copyright.PENANAQWol2prjfq
澄從電話挑了首歌,然後把煙舉起,從我的角度看起來,煙把獵戶座腰帶的三顆星連了起來,煙絲燃起的火光,把本應是黑沉沉的天空點亮起來。一個上早更的凌晨,黎明前的黑夜,我和姐姐坐在長椅上,大概在這條村裏的這一刻,除了許美靜的聲音,就只有人類在睡夢中寂寞的沉默。236Please respect copyright.PENANAurqJY5qS9a
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為何要落淚 落淚仍要一個面對 236Please respect copyright.PENANAHVqngzXDV8
無謂的負累 怎麼不忍失去 236Please respect copyright.PENANAnfYbfXHRFS
其實我不怪誰 在你掌心裡236Please respect copyright.PENANAh4qNLhps8k
偏偏我要孤單的寄居236Please respect copyright.PENANAYpaQHSWfYU
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為何要恐懼 寂寞時欠一個伴侶236Please respect copyright.PENANARGNjuzKjtm
甜蜜中受罪 怎麼講都不對 236Please respect copyright.PENANA7CxKvaDaog
無論你想愛誰 在你掌握裡236Please respect copyright.PENANA05i9TnJ2qQ
我熱情 隨時在手裡236Please respect copyright.PENANAtwhRTDPHiD
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誰也知 夜夜與她那內情 236Please respect copyright.PENANA0vgRdyzNKw
可惜我瞎了眼睛 真相 236Please respect copyright.PENANAXX8Tr6qWA5
那須說明 而我卻哼不出半聲236Please respect copyright.PENANAKO4s0M5JPM
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「月。」236Please respect copyright.PENANAm2BwJGGtvr
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姐姐撫著我的毛,第一次呼喚我的名字。236Please respect copyright.PENANAIwLIEiqxpt
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