"Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it."

-ALICE COOPER- from -"Welcome To My Nightmare"-

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

-George A. Romero- from -"Dawn Of The Dead"-

"Vampires, real vampires, didn't nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks."

-David Wellington- from -"99 Coffins"-

"Normal is an illusion. what is normal for the spider, is chaos for the fly."

-Charles Addams-

"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."

-Robert Bloch-

"Oh yes, there will be blood."

-Saw II-

"No one escapes from life alive."

-Michael Crinchton- from -"Congo"-

“Sometimes the things in our heads are far worse than anything they could put in books or on film.”

-C.K. Webb-

“The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.”

-David Wong- from -"John Dies At The End"-

“We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.”

-Charles Darwin-

“I fear not the dark itself, but what may lurk within it.”

-Unknown-

“Danger doesn’t lurk at every corner. It’s just hanging out, waiting for fear and horror to show up.”

-Unknown-

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."

-William Shakespeare- from -"The Tempest"-

"Evil is all around you, but they won't hurt you. Just don't look up, she doesn't like that."

-Unknown-

Horror Movie Rules:

1. DON'T EVER TAKE A SHOWER

2. DON'T GO ANYWHERE BY YOURSELF

3. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT OPENING THAT DOOR!

4. IT'S NEVER JUST THE WIND

5. YOU MAY NOT SURVIVE IF YOU SAY, "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK"

6. CHECK THE BACK SEAT

7. NEVER TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

8. DON'T ASK "IS THERE ANYONE THERE" BECAUSE IF THERE IS, THEY MOST LIKELY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.

9. DON'T BE A TEENAGER (ALL TEENAGERS ARE SCREWED)

10. MOVE YOUR GODDAMN LEGS AND RUN!

I hope you enjoy this story, and if you don't...

remember, you're not always as safe as you think you are...

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