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03:城隍夫婦222Please respect copyright.PENANAVefQkRZgKO
正殿內。222Please respect copyright.PENANAnX9BdALE7J
隊伍最前頭的人,跪在紅墊上,向城隍爺求懇。三名廟助在旁協助,或是問話。222Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZuOSBM7NG
連同阿珍和小寶在內的這個隊伍,究竟向城隍爺懇求什麼?222Please respect copyright.PENANAKkSFgXfqdZ
他們都等著向城隍爺請求觀落陰。222Please respect copyright.PENANAsabux7ASXW
這間城隍廟,每年只會特別舉行二次觀落陰。城隍誕辰、中元。222Please respect copyright.PENANArrcaO0PDpw
不同於民間的小宮廟,百分之百成功把人帶入陰間,而且會有城隍爺親自保護,安全許多,因此人們趨之若鶩。222Please respect copyright.PENANAxchlTCui0L
小仙就此邊看隊列,邊走向牆邊一張漆黑的中式茶几。222Please respect copyright.PENANAjf3vHdUkiy
茶几右座,一個二十多歲的年輕男人,拿著一盤蛋糕,端坐著。222Please respect copyright.PENANAEleMdvZSYR
黃嬤笑容滿面,萬分恭敬告知:「大老爺,我把夫人帶回來了。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAsepgr56vMM
男人:「辛苦了,妳下去忙。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAR1zNM7Cmm1
黃嬤微笑,轉身離去。222Please respect copyright.PENANAbGvCsQjQap
小仙坐到茶几左座,懷裡的大貓貓可能是不想留在這裡,直接跳到地板,快步走回後殿,消失蹤影。222Please respect copyright.PENANAFxhv7j3YIJ
小仙也不理會大貓貓,拿起自己的蛋糕開始吃:「大老爺,特意讓黃嬤找賤妾回來,有什麼大事啊?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAwS6hv6eY88
大老爺:「等一下,他要說原因了……」222Please respect copyright.PENANAgifIaTesf6
小仙轉頭看去,胖男人跪在紅墊上,手拿紅茭,萬分虔誠的向神像開口,念念有詞。222Please respect copyright.PENANAHQcoy1Ipd5
音量之小,理應沒有其他人聽見,但是和小仙坐在一起的這名大老爺,明顯一字一句聽的清楚明白。222Please respect copyright.PENANAyF0r1EA63y
安靜聆聽一會,大老爺不再聆聽,叉起一塊蛋糕,塞進嘴裡:「上個月,他養的貓忽然被車撞死。一位什麼冬法師介紹他來,所以想去陰間看貓過的好不好……開什麼玩笑?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAdu41dSdrv1
小仙:「呵呵……真的?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAu9gzlvqYGv
跪墊上,想去陰間找貓的胖男,正式擲出紅茭。222Please respect copyright.PENANAODcubLAm0W
『咖啦』落地,是二面向下的無茭。222Please respect copyright.PENANAYPrPjIqthD
愛貓胖男,面露失望,甚至浮現淚水。222Please respect copyright.PENANAqyxyBvA7te
在旁協助的三名廟助,轉頭看向和小仙坐一起的大老爺,進行最後確認。222Please respect copyright.PENANARhFw0MkXVT
大老爺,默默搖頭。222Please respect copyright.PENANAWH9jI2Q2Qd
三名廟助,開始好言勸慰愛貓胖男,扶他站起,送他離開,再換下一位。222Please respect copyright.PENANAFP9L6SHIt8
小仙:「大老爺,不過是去陰間找貓的小事,就答應他嘛?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAqOUovjF675
瞪過去:「妳認真的?」222Please respect copyright.PENANA5XXdfBKuOR
小仙:「當然是認真的啊……因為掛心愛貓,所以想追去陰間找,親自確認貓咪過的好才安心,不正是愛的表現?對神明來說,世間還能有其他事,比愛的激發還要寶貴重要?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAiR99NZZACM
大老爺:「下陰間不是開玩笑的。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAcaOqSvVAuq
小仙:「那麼要是什麼情況,大老爺才允許帶去陰間?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAa60XrkDkcl
大老爺:「大事。天大的事。寧缺毋濫。」222Please respect copyright.PENANA1J2DuIWuIT
小仙:「像是這樣?爸爸哭泣冤死,小女孩留著明顯的心理傷痕,殺人犯和狗官卻逍遙法外?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAw5FghVXdhV
大老爺:「這件事,你別亂給人家承諾啊。要是不趕快叫黃嬤帶妳回來,真不知道妳還會亂許諾什麼。」222Please respect copyright.PENANACSK4dQTKf0
小仙:「我說,城隍老爺啊,你不是本來就該給人們主持公道?看小寶那樣,難道還不夠讓你出面?」222Please respect copyright.PENANA3s6w0yTzhH
城隍:「我說,城隍夫人啊,妳可以乖乖回到內院去,看電視,翻翻愛情小說,玩玩電腦遊戲,不要在這瞎攪亂?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAoXlmRbgsHe
小仙:「我就知道,哥哥輕視女性!」222Please respect copyright.PENANA2bId1qDl6f
城隍:「乖妹妹,知道為兄的大男人,就快回內院避難,以免被兇。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAol6H9STPFC
小仙:「說回來,鬼鬼祟祟偷聽我和別人談話,不太好喔。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAgzYkcWdnDZ
城隍:「這是丈夫的權利。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAffr2gCQNlH
小仙:「偷聽就偷聽,標準的侵犯他人隱私,還丈夫的權利咧。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAgxdzBGzZCr
城隍:「妳需要隨時看緊,不然一定會惹事。」222Please respect copyright.PENANACQFgszNCgT
小仙:「你又知道我一定惹事了?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAYc0SLwrfYt
城隍:「我可是從妳還是小嬰兒,就親手把妳抱到長大,還會不瞭解妳?」222Please respect copyright.PENANANha6X483jr
小仙:「可真是感人啊,我在嬰兒期拉的青屎一定很香吧,你這個變態蘿莉控。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAPMUd5P7IXu
城隍:「總之,小寶這件事我已經有決定。」222Please respect copyright.PENANA4rzA7RtY8g
小仙:「答應了?」222Please respect copyright.PENANA7ULDJmCkze
城隍:「不可能。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAqVFbkBBJ0b
小仙:「為什麼?」222Please respect copyright.PENANANGdmxv8UL2
城隍:「小孩和老人,魂魄不夠穩定,下陰間最危險,出事誰負責?妳嗎?要怎麼向小寶她媽媽交代?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAzHAtWo1aAY
小仙:「…………」222Please respect copyright.PENANANRKoyQpVbb
城隍:「所以我才說,妳剛才根本沒有好好想過,就衝動的給些亂七八糟的承諾……隨便給人希望,又讓他們失望,是多殘忍的事情,不瞭解媽?現在妳好好想想,自己到底是在幫她們母女,或是害她們?」222Please respect copyright.PENANAF0pyFD4vVF
小仙:「…………」222Please respect copyright.PENANApA8O3y57xd
城隍:「好了,吃蛋糕。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAve0atF3Nab
小仙:「…………」222Please respect copyright.PENANAGSr5hjNtcY
城隍:「我會負責收尾……真是……」222Please respect copyright.PENANApCDTR8K0bf
好一會沉默。222Please respect copyright.PENANAC4yrM3px9b
小仙:「哥……」222Please respect copyright.PENANAhZfsmAPq8K
城隍:「嗯?」222Please respect copyright.PENANA94ZYRNis0Y
小仙伸過頭,在城隍臉上親一下:「生日快樂。」222Please respect copyright.PENANANhplkCxUHi
城隍:「…………」222Please respect copyright.PENANAnOseRvbUOm
小仙:「感覺輕飄飄吧?」222Please respect copyright.PENANA2kVik2UD2o
城隍:「…………」222Please respect copyright.PENANA1j3IMUjzga
小仙:「很開心吧?」222Please respect copyright.PENANALL53AiG2xo
城隍:「囉嗦。」222Please respect copyright.PENANA7uALoznlzW
小仙:「臉紅了!」222Please respect copyright.PENANA72Leu0nx5V
城隍:「吵死。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAlAGv2earW3
小仙:「哈哈,哥哥真的臉紅了!」222Please respect copyright.PENANAGg5sCML1px
城隍:「煩不煩啊?」222Please respect copyright.PENANA2tAJMZw9QB
小仙:「再來香一個?」222Please respect copyright.PENANA3E2AGBAqfv
城隍:「…………」222Please respect copyright.PENANAEWnKdNkqum
小仙:「別害羞啦,呵呵……」222Please respect copyright.PENANAC8LuGUVQNP
城隍,乾脆別過頭,用力吞蛋糕……222Please respect copyright.PENANAne2qEMEO5v
不久之後,隊伍輪到阿珍和小寶這對母女。222Please respect copyright.PENANAUg4EpcyZMp
母女一起跪在紅墊上。222Please respect copyright.PENANAqjTWDydnhP
老廟助,遞上三炷香,給她們母女。222Please respect copyright.PENANA09OqBxAHMy
她們舉香祭拜,然後阿珍遞出香炷,接過紅茭,張嘴呢喃有詞,正式向城隍爺秉報經過和原因。222Please respect copyright.PENANAwfIjJJ29uT
秉報結束,阿珍就要正式擲茭……222Please respect copyright.PENANA3l2JiyNrPz
小仙站起來:「等一下!」直走到小寶身邊,和她一起跪下,看著城隍的神像,雙手合十,「偉大的城隍爺,小寶的爸爸遭到壞人栽贓,狗官陷害,含冤而死,請你一定要主持公道,洗刷這麼大的冤屈。另外,小寶是這麼想念爸爸,請你一定要恩准,讓她得以前往陰間再見爸爸一面,給予她們父女有再次相聚的機會吧。」222Please respect copyright.PENANA5J7KJ0Xe0R
三名老廟助,看到城隍夫人如此,都訝異的轉頭,直看向城隍爺。222Please respect copyright.PENANAR17QfEzPX9
茶几旁的城隍,則是瞪大雙眼,做不出反應。222Please respect copyright.PENANASFA4QMX3gm
不知情的小寶,感動又高興:「小仙姊姊……」222Please respect copyright.PENANAMBX7AJtraq
小仙:「好,小寶的媽媽擲茭吧,讓我們看看城隍爺的回答。」222Please respect copyright.PENANAaB1JyuXcaQ
紅茭,正式擲出。222Please respect copyright.PENANABfdgvUDMzv
小仙,直瞪著茶几旁的哥哥看,臉上寫滿:親上加親的哥哥丈夫,敢拒絕就試試看啊?222Please respect copyright.PENANAsohEbdkAi9
城隍爺,雙眼上翻,露出白眼,萬分無奈……222Please respect copyright.PENANACAZP0hk5gg
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