「來,上繳戰利品!」141Please respect copyright.PENANA6ANBAajiTX
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阿毛拿出蛋黃酥、鳳梨酥、綠豆糕和小熊餅乾。阿謙拿出巧克力餅乾棒、巧克力球和巧克力蛋糕。偉仔拿出牛奶糖、牛奶麵包和牛奶冰淇淋。小憲拿出麥芽糖、牛軋糖和毛線娃娃──141Please respect copyright.PENANAlp8xzEshwZ
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「等等等等,我們說的是零食,你拿一個娃娃過來幹嘛?」141Please respect copyright.PENANAcrDam4fwHw
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「你們不是說要拿小孩子最心愛的東西過來嗎?我把他最喜歡的娃娃偷出來了,這隻的效果比零食好太多了,我老婆現在一定氣到想打電話給我,這回我贏定啦!」141Please respect copyright.PENANAk0wVUi2xC4
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「不行不行,我們說的是零食,帶娃娃淘汰!淘汰!」141Please respect copyright.PENANA7xU4I3a1SB
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「欸欸欸,你家小朋友最好咬得動麥芽糖和牛軋糖啦,這是你老婆吃的吧?」141Please respect copyright.PENANAXaKSa20VcY
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「我家小朋友根本還沒到可以吃零食的年紀!要讓我老婆打電話當然拿他的零食啊──」141Please respect copyright.PENANAANIqSfk3Zm
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唯一結婚了但還沒有小孩的阿噗:「……當爸之後都會變這麼白癡嗎?」141Please respect copyright.PENANAfHXVj8XcVY