剛過午夜12點。454Please respect copyright.PENANAcH3NbgWma1
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女 :「我們分手吧。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAgJF12CryhG
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男 :「咦?等一下,為什麼啊?」454Please respect copyright.PENANA2SLB0jX1io
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女 :「你難道還不明白嗎?相處那麼久了,我已經受夠你很多地方。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAHSAGeAQ0hl
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男 :「難不成是……因為我的口臭,我們一直沒辦法接吻。」454Please respect copyright.PENANA31O69CXtxY
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女 :「不只那個。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAUI3x6BeTIy
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男 :「因為我會流手汗……所以沒辦法牽手。」454Please respect copyright.PENANANB0RbSJg9J
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女 :「那也是其中之一。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAQVt8qJDhx0
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男 :「因為我打呼很大聲,我們一直都是分開睡。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAfcOIoQFKAw
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女 :「看來你很清楚自己的缺點嘛,但還有一件最嚴重的事。」454Please respect copyright.PENANA2FooRpy7v2
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男 :「可惡,該不會被妳發現了吧,我有一次拿妳常吹的小號去通馬桶。」454Please respect copyright.PENANA9Hxr3kGjqO
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女 :「欸?」454Please respect copyright.PENANAp7jol25ILn
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男 :「嗯?還是說,我把妳10萬元的LV包弄不見,換成一個一模一樣的仿貨的事。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAwM4du22iO6
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女 :「等等......」454Please respect copyright.PENANApy7C2bCt3E
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男 :「不然是,我不小心弄斷妳的口紅,然後隨便用紅色蠟筆黏上去…...」454Please respect copyright.PENANAIFp3nPaWLn
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女 :「你這個混蛋原來做過這些事嗎!?」454Please respect copyright.PENANAvHIKzCPuZQ
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男 :「噫!我、我不是故意的!」454Please respect copyright.PENANApsrLziTCSb
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女 :「今天……不,昨天是我們的交往紀念日,我一直在你身邊暗示你,結果過了12點你還是沒想起來。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAvzOJJ3dKNL
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男 :「……交往紀念日?」454Please respect copyright.PENANAekLIEfgaXs
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女 :「啊啊,不過我放心了,聽完剛剛那些,總覺得就算現在殺了你,也不會有絲毫的罪惡感。」454Please respect copyright.PENANA7lvSB8izj6
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男 :「剛剛不是說要分手嗎,恩,我們分手吧!現在,馬上。」454Please respect copyright.PENANARjG8IO6hYX
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