於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。436Please respect copyright.PENANAkaclTq63L8
醫生:「我真係要入去?」436Please respect copyright.PENANA8F403R1V9k
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAupVasXIgID
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAVvR88XpiBM
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」436Please respect copyright.PENANALjVyClhSQ2
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」436Please respect copyright.PENANACIf6m9wzdz
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」436Please respect copyright.PENANABEi7rF2WLA
醫生:「唔係…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAw92ZAzSp8I
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。436Please respect copyright.PENANAYS1t77DqC6
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAdSkCzI7mX3
我:「唔該…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAeVKzovVtCp
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」436Please respect copyright.PENANALfpRRMNKaT
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAbs9Y8tOENY
醫生:「…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAtllqQJOcLy
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。436Please respect copyright.PENANAsAPV5Snonh
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。436Please respect copyright.PENANA6H4ICgOUCl
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」436Please respect copyright.PENANA7G8hvO0QrM
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAYRl9QBVeeV
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAaH7ZZnwqHV
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAgMXoLWhiYe
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAOvKh9oQ7Hd
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAOizxV5hjvO
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。436Please respect copyright.PENANADRiVi0knwb
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAXwTTiX41SQ
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」436Please respect copyright.PENANANluabdx6VD
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAjEAPmCziE5
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」436Please respect copyright.PENANASqjnFgdNl0
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAutzjb5hi9c
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAC8az3aHIfx
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。436Please respect copyright.PENANA9GQXq4WrAT
醫生:“…”436Please respect copyright.PENANA7mWq9U4IP5
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”436Please respect copyright.PENANAZGyE22Zy7k
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”436Please respect copyright.PENANATU34td4F0O
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”436Please respect copyright.PENANAWZZsvdS2UF
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”436Please respect copyright.PENANAC0ZuRr7jGB
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”436Please respect copyright.PENANAHrvtNoS9TT
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。436Please respect copyright.PENANAh3Z6uqiGFt
醫生:“…”436Please respect copyright.PENANAWogXbB04O3
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。436Please respect copyright.PENANAsWjBqaCYex
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」436Please respect copyright.PENANATeok9bFYWb
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」436Please respect copyright.PENANA50GFzx4QVE
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAW9rULgczCO
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAcOEVttK9Rw
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAM5CxLOpg0s
我:「無所謂呀。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAbdeMGM0alw
店員:「完全…無所謂?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAg8TAX3POcL
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。436Please respect copyright.PENANAp09lRBnWZA
醫生:「…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAIm6t9r9k5n
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAn8P9S3cIWI
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。436Please respect copyright.PENANAYkWPmoYJFA
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。436Please respect copyright.PENANAr04cCS9OSM
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAMMahbGP9PY
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」436Please respect copyright.PENANABedRpMlRKv
醫生:「吓,點解?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAWRogQFPQTp
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」436Please respect copyright.PENANAj3T9XSda2J
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAqF7YUFMO2s
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAb4FUSG5Xf0
醫生:「嗱…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAQqOdnTcVoZ
我:「戴邊個好呀?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAALC0RLRr8O
醫:「無所謂…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAb2anYnn05c
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。436Please respect copyright.PENANAfK276TRI1i
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAzV0iP9Siy2
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」436Please respect copyright.PENANA47Th34jqUa
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAy4elO01VPQ
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」436Please respect copyright.PENANA6S0GzA9T8s
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAJjED8drEwv
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。436Please respect copyright.PENANAnkBT0uvg2n
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAeqh0ZbocRl
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAsVaU3D7fZI
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」436Please respect copyright.PENANA1SGjfJRmjr
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAsvxezutZit
醫生:「點當呀?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAtjahPsTJ3w
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAuwIOZdTPeq
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」436Please respect copyright.PENANASFZaysBxUv
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAzt1inw5qDl
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAL3AW8NI9JQ
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAFECYrxvsuZ
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」436Please respect copyright.PENANA0yoB2YRVoh
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」436Please respect copyright.PENANAtXQV6ulFbK
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAEeuxBCeihT
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ9SSGAWDI
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。436Please respect copyright.PENANAJqwv7nLiqO
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAyqqGL4QA6w
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」436Please respect copyright.PENANADgE6sF9rkc
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAH3lDCIsFwE
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」436Please respect copyright.PENANA1paGOVUKtM
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」436Please respect copyright.PENANARgAEBqelkL
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」436Please respect copyright.PENANALNNMtWUH2z
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAPLkHj3AVgT
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAKjeeqgJvIh
醫生:「咁…咁…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAIm4p9QFyo8
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAjQBjymX5MF
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」436Please respect copyright.PENANALmVcgGy0iS
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」436Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZRpew9WUi
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAUQ7BuD7dUx
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAsrwbDKvY0e
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAbvkr4GRV9h
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」436Please respect copyright.PENANADvrVCz2bMz
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」436Please respect copyright.PENANA0eqUApQzg8
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」436Please respect copyright.PENANALfFiVmaS2n
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」436Please respect copyright.PENANA43GdyAgRcm
我:「嗯。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAJUwrTnTCzb
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAj3dU2UC0Uk
我:「嗯。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAMD6XUYdZuO
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」436Please respect copyright.PENANArZrorwvIz9
我:「一半一半掛…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAamRxxoWFis
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3Qbli1YPC
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAqVQkCwPy4d
醫生:「至少我唔係…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAQH2gYBNbGS
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAsrGNj1uM82
醫生:「…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAspxEAqcyrE
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAICyhdlArMo
醫生:「無喎。」436Please respect copyright.PENANA99Ox1hGPFm
我:「咁都無?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAKHX6wuF56I
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」436Please respect copyright.PENANABxf4cRTE47
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAr6dQwPCIjx
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAyg8P6FXkp4
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAB2svRdVRoy
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAudEeHAi6WD
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAwppxRBZxeQ
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAc0ye9Mwsdw
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAUqZrsBGk9s
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」436Please respect copyright.PENANA5HthgaljUZ
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAqUSki6hHHL
醫生:「係呀…」436Please respect copyright.PENANA4QwVzEsstM
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」436Please respect copyright.PENANAOdkDMo3Ztm
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAk9qdt21Y3F
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」436Please respect copyright.PENANApUTSZkzT3h
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」436Please respect copyright.PENANA0DcQPoMCWW
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAFztPSH16cc
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAwBwjeYoBCJ
我:「你話喺床上面?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAOKQDdQR6Iz
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAjEipO4PsQR
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAPm3t9aLlv4
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAOJwolgksKH
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAngU8TbMJsr
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAZgv1sCXto6
我:「你繼續講先啦。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAGgtfkqk6la
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAn09AhSxc2n
我:「咁點解散嘅?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAH402TNwrso
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAAkYjaKB1l9
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAMLqbYofhux
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAQWYaDthLNZ
我:「噢…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAQvMdYZKN4n
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAYYqouEXKbG
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAaBI4EznMUQ
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。436Please respect copyright.PENANAEc4V9yaPfK
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAfCLXeg5jCT
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAU4WeTS8GJH
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。436Please respect copyright.PENANAraJWUnKpkx
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAWYRXOdYgJj
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAeske2VHDtw
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAKHHD2YYmld
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAxbf8O0Wss2
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」436Please respect copyright.PENANASWwSJLgaFk
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAnsCco0f5ym
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」436Please respect copyright.PENANAnG6fr0POfl
醫生:「問囉。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAvebE6LABqg
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」436Please respect copyright.PENANAwKnNZHYOTd
醫生:「唔呃…」436Please respect copyright.PENANAAgxdCNNSgq