於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。271Please respect copyright.PENANAmL3J6Gps8J
醫生:「我真係要入去?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAzuc5FHqB95
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」271Please respect copyright.PENANA5SDbVt3isp
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAyfCMjJl1B1
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」271Please respect copyright.PENANATZNHiiurh0
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAUoJ2LGfuWJ
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAFFIkorEP09
醫生:「唔係…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAzC5WsboZlv
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。271Please respect copyright.PENANAWS1sgCiC7W
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAJHqx55HHI5
我:「唔該…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAifXBZjbtR7
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAGJZXAmtgrD
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAX55v4hqLut
醫生:「…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAJPb8mmTT70
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。271Please respect copyright.PENANAVqqhdwfEoU
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。271Please respect copyright.PENANAVOTsnrnAhk
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」271Please respect copyright.PENANASGi3D5TW2m
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAVvYrSafP3T
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」271Please respect copyright.PENANADlsgV4mDbP
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAlfZNWi4AF5
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAhBIYOLzz8k
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAYASeVsr07t
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。271Please respect copyright.PENANAyEktez4Og3
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」271Please respect copyright.PENANADWnkuiGL5z
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAjkfQxbTqXP
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAvt7c1kw8WB
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」271Please respect copyright.PENANA0cxTMz56uE
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」271Please respect copyright.PENANA4xsfmOZNtG
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」271Please respect copyright.PENANA0UcsfqaI58
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。271Please respect copyright.PENANAtmFvy63qor
醫生:“…”271Please respect copyright.PENANA2WBMLMqulK
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”271Please respect copyright.PENANAz4CPlAKeKI
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”271Please respect copyright.PENANA5CnNwZxq16
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”271Please respect copyright.PENANAEtZgpJa6x7
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”271Please respect copyright.PENANAaRaapNP1aR
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”271Please respect copyright.PENANASm6Vyy98lx
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。271Please respect copyright.PENANASbOGgK7vJe
醫生:“…”271Please respect copyright.PENANA3nuCW6Ibcb
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。271Please respect copyright.PENANAOnvqPm8arb
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAskwCpSYbIX
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAFdO8ax22dD
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAuIJaicrzTR
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAYk5aohdLtH
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAZlOHIbSFiP
我:「無所謂呀。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAkOZlncF4Aw
店員:「完全…無所謂?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAGfw2jzrNBf
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。271Please respect copyright.PENANA0p6diVXQtb
醫生:「…」271Please respect copyright.PENANA1Bclb3EOwx
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAxS377xrdnG
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。271Please respect copyright.PENANAwanF6WYwE5
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。271Please respect copyright.PENANAJNDSgVJuq2
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAryatqc5L9B
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAclPLpu0wQk
醫生:「吓,點解?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAQeGop8t3tp
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」271Please respect copyright.PENANAAwrMi9mhRU
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAuFn0LZFsw4
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAgS9HlzAnM5
醫生:「嗱…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAqZZhKR5Zmk
我:「戴邊個好呀?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAypRoHjl6Yi
醫:「無所謂…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAYgPwAT84Ws
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。271Please respect copyright.PENANACzu9oZL9y6
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAgAZwUaRUIA
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAawJj7dsswf
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAavGALppzTA
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAkEQdRD9NYQ
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAcfuaSaLJVr
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。271Please respect copyright.PENANADjjSFe6Y9n
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAxqkdcuOSDv
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAbRs6CRw8aw
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAe1NX1qlQD2
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」271Please respect copyright.PENANA6QdhxSSm0M
醫生:「點當呀?」271Please respect copyright.PENANA5c1qjdVaRc
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAI3wlOx10ql
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAlJ6usPMh21
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAB2aHeoSUmp
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」271Please respect copyright.PENANA8kXdmSvpIz
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAPX1VFVCk8n
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」271Please respect copyright.PENANA0ojJs9OEUf
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」271Please respect copyright.PENANA5hpzEGFIdh
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAcpOg0R6oJP
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAIyZ6OicSfK
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。271Please respect copyright.PENANAweBKegQgi6
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAqJSZTKyEUj
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAA9smCYsSu2
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」271Please respect copyright.PENANA8hwkGLYRjA
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」271Please respect copyright.PENANA60Xk7DMQhE
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」271Please respect copyright.PENANA6imdMApmuy
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAz3qoHoQRzQ
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAUAaqrKzxgP
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAAfU4NiJ9Ru
醫生:「咁…咁…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAPA1ts1gq8z
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」271Please respect copyright.PENANArOAu7Gvfda
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAG6vjUwKZVq
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」271Please respect copyright.PENANASR15ErPKo0
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAmIkXyqznUh
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAbCOEUCxDMU
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAqBVUANM9QU
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAx0HXpXFiGM
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAV48VlnaF8C
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAAv8cFIVWio
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAXvERIn60b7
我:「嗯。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAa5JquJWMc8
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAYy7TQLjj51
我:「嗯。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAWZcm5PcDSU
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAiwKtTPqZyu
我:「一半一半掛…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAtggngeoo2i
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」271Please respect copyright.PENANATBQfOISRa7
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAfug72E4dji
醫生:「至少我唔係…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAIy55HYjf9L
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAPnmWhwlju1
醫生:「…」271Please respect copyright.PENANA83uSEFFlCn
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAijB6VQQ6xv
醫生:「無喎。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAeDmDF0VEiI
我:「咁都無?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAmivFhYA68R
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAxeyDsuygVx
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」271Please respect copyright.PENANA6226QprRLh
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAo08ofHkFKw
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」271Please respect copyright.PENANA7oqCR2P7pu
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAuzQ4hNMb1V
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAgHOfsYapMe
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」271Please respect copyright.PENANA4ryAAZNTx3
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」271Please respect copyright.PENANALsndIXZ9yu
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAv46Iyk8Dix
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAVw6dFH93z3
醫生:「係呀…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAaXRcxo05UK
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」271Please respect copyright.PENANAjEVtOFcGnt
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」271Please respect copyright.PENANA40DwBXyS1C
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」271Please respect copyright.PENANA727zGipdAS
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAPdmWV474Ld
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」271Please respect copyright.PENANA73h3Z4E6wc
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAqPRPKB79jl
我:「你話喺床上面?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAYkNM6Qwi3L
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAm4WlrP7tMo
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAym2L9tqple
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」271Please respect copyright.PENANA5HmTJ5RGDp
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAEn4Ty4VPa1
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAhjB51AT1PW
我:「你繼續講先啦。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAfev0TRrzTs
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAuLvQTzixX9
我:「咁點解散嘅?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAYWVwtKTNU1
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAfd77rZtQ9k
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAJlZaBgWOCg
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAMZa1VcYI1E
我:「噢…」271Please respect copyright.PENANAxtm8IC1bkE
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAAGWAG95wd1
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」271Please respect copyright.PENANA0IOBVnFBNz
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。271Please respect copyright.PENANA14p4RqSDa0
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAbOAZrgx0HM
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAtIRan0J0AZ
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。271Please respect copyright.PENANA9zo8aibn1Z
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAWjQIQbuQLl
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAdPi9FnrYDS
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」271Please respect copyright.PENANA6BqmktB9zj
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAEMAn779kYr
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAxFhZFcQNAD
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAjV5rtjQMlV
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」271Please respect copyright.PENANAO3ooDNFWEc
醫生:「問囉。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAm24JPS6Jv8
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」271Please respect copyright.PENANAT9EufMLoAL
醫生:「唔呃…」271Please respect copyright.PENANA6wXzc8vJPa