於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。424Please respect copyright.PENANAnnncxZQHHL
醫生:「我真係要入去?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAPQkqMRrq43
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」424Please respect copyright.PENANATorCQDjlGJ
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAa4gMGD01qa
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAmWTakD5OWD
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」424Please respect copyright.PENANA8v0K867h4L
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAZATzaVifyq
醫生:「唔係…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAfaTvRusphO
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。424Please respect copyright.PENANArflRkdNuvE
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」424Please respect copyright.PENANA6auMXVx6yu
我:「唔該…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAf8JEPskT8B
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAgboF3HvQP3
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAxzMOkboCoB
醫生:「…」424Please respect copyright.PENANA7NGCWtA8S1
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。424Please respect copyright.PENANAwYEHhjzxjT
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。424Please respect copyright.PENANAEUdM3cgzmn
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAn1y9hLD4nS
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAg616BxAYwx
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAnYCsR2vR2B
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAJw8vbWYuSj
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」424Please respect copyright.PENANA1rWMuSbrhx
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAWO7KnsQ5WK
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。424Please respect copyright.PENANA6VlLRnSCCu
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAwk9yfVfw8f
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAkKVT6dYqy7
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAOJqF5ZN732
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」424Please respect copyright.PENANA784diiPWAA
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAriKCkLeC8O
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAAl6s44HmgT
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。424Please respect copyright.PENANAXUKMU4MPpv
醫生:“…”424Please respect copyright.PENANADnWzOHNwHa
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”424Please respect copyright.PENANAqRmlP4rGkY
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”424Please respect copyright.PENANAwrVU50vR2T
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”424Please respect copyright.PENANAu2rwtOLqCN
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”424Please respect copyright.PENANAz5S96dOgxU
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”424Please respect copyright.PENANAErMuOQHdxX
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。424Please respect copyright.PENANAcdM7AabKit
醫生:“…”424Please respect copyright.PENANAk4Z8zlfJBg
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。424Please respect copyright.PENANAtw482IUBtz
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAD9cLychYje
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAFGaSZddtU6
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAoJuNmTgMak
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」424Please respect copyright.PENANA78PhVubxBR
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」424Please respect copyright.PENANA61FcfBmnag
我:「無所謂呀。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAuELuDaLMiE
店員:「完全…無所謂?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAFglAtrgtg9
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。424Please respect copyright.PENANACbyLqLeJJB
醫生:「…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAyf2IvceTej
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAEKamXH77yd
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。424Please respect copyright.PENANAa5UQJWfxWQ
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。424Please respect copyright.PENANARgB5vZUyMi
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAourztWZ2pp
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」424Please respect copyright.PENANACVCZIbveZ2
醫生:「吓,點解?」424Please respect copyright.PENANA9qB22OhI7L
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」424Please respect copyright.PENANAUI8ww63inf
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAyqKLon6mtL
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAGZ0oNXJXve
醫生:「嗱…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAx0DXcrGlIu
我:「戴邊個好呀?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAY8l5eENSqR
醫:「無所謂…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAV6QrBheePX
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。424Please respect copyright.PENANAjCJsHizsuX
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAsJznBKdENi
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAfcFdkbJjnt
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAWOIVtbtXiI
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」424Please respect copyright.PENANANlQv9dPiKc
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAVD5zmV9PQO
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。424Please respect copyright.PENANADhAtGhtysP
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2sxdmoLgm
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」424Please respect copyright.PENANA0qbQ3tPMB1
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAiMfVhiOAkI
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAbFD7xnYh4o
醫生:「點當呀?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAJMjhl5AQ29
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAJA8NrkD1HD
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAXyngByYboQ
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAIWieGlAgtE
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」424Please respect copyright.PENANA5etVqqINPv
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAuzaCzZIKpK
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」424Please respect copyright.PENANASupHBeCuXi
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」424Please respect copyright.PENANAYTgQwmknGB
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAE9VTU23Ywn
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAhvtLWy2p41
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。424Please respect copyright.PENANAYZ9wRinPtD
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAfK5uMKAIS0
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAfOcTHCZsVQ
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAol2NIcJXUy
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAHevJA45O1e
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAAKlplkX6M7
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAcbzUOCbBiy
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAA94jhZUmYi
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAXMVonVrcny
醫生:「咁…咁…」424Please respect copyright.PENANA4PAe1FJg7x
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAoIEvAm5cib
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAQmOL7nZKUU
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAZdD48tdDyK
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」424Please respect copyright.PENANArICZjgCRy7
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」424Please respect copyright.PENANA8GcPLaTTqf
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAIoBoxNVxkM
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAtwZdsu20L1
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAfFxtkUaLi3
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAzKfTdtX1EM
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」424Please respect copyright.PENANARJq0ePbTKg
我:「嗯。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAnReXR9WGHR
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」424Please respect copyright.PENANA7usLeAG4JD
我:「嗯。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAua5K6uxvN1
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」424Please respect copyright.PENANApBqpo3v3oO
我:「一半一半掛…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAl8ZCBI1PHR
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAnn5HWHwAgf
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」424Please respect copyright.PENANADywELLxKuK
醫生:「至少我唔係…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAbTSQZLSqv4
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAP7B8LHwYO6
醫生:「…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAhs9eKqrq0g
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAzN5fjRg1tv
醫生:「無喎。」424Please respect copyright.PENANA5mn5pKAv64
我:「咁都無?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAOAn9RplMfO
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAgOk0ETGjvX
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAqPHxKNctsJ
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAzRLHEDsBMm
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAmobguOdV73
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAbou19OiWpb
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAuMjgUcJvwW
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」424Please respect copyright.PENANA2J69PSy0qD
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAaH3gvYYMoN
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAP7eXpNbGBX
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAAQYIU8vcvX
醫生:「係呀…」424Please respect copyright.PENANA9rX78n4gvK
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」424Please respect copyright.PENANAEpX37T2FCE
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAtp8yXIHGTa
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAon1odC5pea
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAxwoQDUh51f
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」424Please respect copyright.PENANA3BrsPuHENW
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAvPRwVW4a9L
我:「你話喺床上面?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAxmqiVZlEvN
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAlhmNLDfLF6
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAkpwDAgpFTS
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAbbkSyAti9M
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」424Please respect copyright.PENANA50fps17pPL
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」424Please respect copyright.PENANALwlJhZJwK2
我:「你繼續講先啦。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAjWl8gEMvam
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAZxQGNojIOV
我:「咁點解散嘅?」424Please respect copyright.PENANANt4gomEYYK
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAE7er5lhAcq
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」424Please respect copyright.PENANA1D9TLch66G
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAbxaDbz9Vbe
我:「噢…」424Please respect copyright.PENANAXKcc9yC0qo
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」424Please respect copyright.PENANALQIXYqOhZk
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAGl1Wymq7kD
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。424Please respect copyright.PENANAE5gJ0R4ZsJ
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAIly7l75fLm
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」424Please respect copyright.PENANADNZEnPJNyU
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。424Please respect copyright.PENANA1clhd17JNz
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAdsiVBzlaOt
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAXejLY1utpW
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAr019kTL731
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAGvW6NDbEbg
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAASomG5REBV
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」424Please respect copyright.PENANA12ZcuPDfvS
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」424Please respect copyright.PENANAWSNQLbrrUI
醫生:「問囉。」424Please respect copyright.PENANAGIroKu78Da
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」424Please respect copyright.PENANASQGepSWTZo
醫生:「唔呃…」424Please respect copyright.PENANA500i800QwP