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「啪。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpykJs3rbd5
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伴著一聲略顯沉悶的槍響，我相信那顆子彈應該完全打進他的腦子裡了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xiaQsv9wK
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大隻佬的身體一瞬間便停止活動，攥著凡爾莎的手也隨之鬆開來。我見狀趕緊一個箭步向前抱住凡爾莎，將她拉了出來。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSajb08r3GQ
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「沒事吧？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOWYEIraLD
我仔細檢查著她的手掌，手臂，還有脖子和胸口，確定沒有任何傷口之後才鬆了口氣。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6iL3UTs7H
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「再摸我一定幹掉你。媽的老娘還真以為要栽在這了，這傢伙到底是什麼鬼東西？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vyYyZbH8L
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Nepd4iXHS
凡爾莎氣喘吁吁的樣子實在讓我移不開視線。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SrUN6GUYV
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyT0JFfR90
「壞消息，各位，我剛想到，截至2018年11月，台灣沒有四米高的人。」背後突然響起的聲音嚇了我一跳。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jYKjAfNwz
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy70JijyOZM
胖子突然就像沒事人一樣的走了過來，並為我們帶來了看似完全沒有意義的情報。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaqcXUzyVg
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwX2Y3ofB5
「我還以為你死了你知道嗎？」我說。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeYHMJu4lg
胖子看了我一眼，然後無視掉我，繼續說下去：727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAFLaGUOER
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNjhIyrY9l
「所以他大概是往生之後才抽高的。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFJ9KppEiK
這是他的結論。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOtAlKoY5d
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJzVGLkKjy
「你是說，他是這幾天長成這個尺寸的？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQjdiqulCW
「很有可能。」胖子點了點頭。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbvbFTwGkg
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H0pUU6nNj
我打量著躺在地上，接近四米長的屍體，不禁打了一個冷顫。不只是智商，他們確實各方面都在進化，這對我們來說可不是好消息。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8PY1QmxeL
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然後我注意到他的狀況不太對勁。他的左手大拇指還正在抽搐著，抽搐，抽搐——然後整隻手抬了起來。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI8TaCEXF3
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjRa3AibyO
「幹破你娘，他還沒死？我他媽在他嘴裡開槍的啊。」我又被嚇得原地跳起，再重新舉起手槍瞄準他的腦袋，準備趁他站起來反殺我們之前先往他的臉補上幾顆子彈。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFoksLtumf
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vHZROg4nk
「這傢伙有四米高，腦袋可能是你的四倍大，你那子彈要是只打穿了半塊腦，那他還能動就不奇怪了。」胖子的冷知識讓我更是將手指直接搭上了扳機，隨時都要開槍。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL53xFyNmQ
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAgS8jMfah
但就在我發動攻擊之前，一道金色的閃光掠過，轉瞬間他的眼眶就多出了一柄拔釘器，銳利的前端還在內部翻攪著。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hwabUyczn
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是凡爾莎。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA0rLcZs7Q
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SJffi4tyg
她似乎已經緩過勁來了，現在正用小彎往他的腦殼一下一下地敲，像是要把剛剛的怨氣全都發洩出來一樣。她的左手也沒閒著，不斷用粗魯的手勢羞辱著那具屍體。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1o0EaIGwH
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn6TKbVETf
「他怎麼能，硬成，這樣。」凡爾莎一邊屠宰，一邊咒罵著，此情此景對我來說相當重鹹。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwVRQcU2M9
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt00WH0I2JI
「依我看，他應該死透了。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AggiyJLeC
胖子又下了結論。雖然他今天的結論好像都不太重要的樣子。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhavMaDhDQy
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKfLkKuAtP
話說我現在才發現，胖子從今天出來到目前為止好像完全就是來滑水的，一點忙也沒幫上。我回去考慮要扣他薪水了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNvrkn2uLO
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuC0b08wQy
「好了，大家都辛苦了 ，可以趕快回去休息了，今天都累壞了吧？」確認地上那一大坨東西這次是真的死透之後，我張開雙手宣布道。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog4P1kfZnh
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPGLUWJJMl
反正我是累壞了。我想回家睡覺。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYn2rBu1CG
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUqChq3T2S
我趁著凡爾莎沒注意，把手槍塞回了她腿上的槍套中。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx34QZCHgM8
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1PSwHLAca
「你是在摸哪我們還在外面你他媽這……喔好謝謝。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMtLOs3SOn
凡爾莎面無表情的用裙子把槍套蓋好，然後捏了我一把，只差點我就被擰一小塊下來了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP37fOyPUJd
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50mMPPeosb
「所以我們可以回家了對吧？」她現在也一臉想休息了的樣子，也難怪，她剛剛可是經歷了一場生死關頭。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPxn3Um27S
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKnhuSHSO2
「那就走吧，早點收工也好。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSBAPw9Z3J
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPEB7yISWP
「兩位，我得提醒你們。」這時候胖子又有意見了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaCYqCQqCh
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCbSs6ct7g
「又怎麼了？」 我開始有點不耐煩了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82dHz2hNrm
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg7NjDowu4
「我們甚至還沒進警察局，你這低能兒。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO7QsGkG8j
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有道理。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLangAgU1Tr
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727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgaKzflaCc
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ8onAFN1D
「我覺得正常大小的來幾隻都沒用。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd5rNHebGI
「同意。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LUk88KmGX
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk50v80oe9e
我跟胖子就站在旁邊看著凡爾莎表演三多無雙。對她來說一次對付六隻「小」喪屍，可能不比早上準時爬起來還難吧。
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIa0bHSRZ5
這些傢伙原本圍在大隻佬旁邊守衛著警察局門口，興許是他的跟班，不過現在沒了老大，他們就是遊盪的野怪了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGSx3dsBLS
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1LVGvLbVw
大隻佬不只是力量跟體型，連視力似乎都要遠遠地超過了這些量產型喪屍。當他早在幾十米開外就看到我們的存在，還向我們衝過來時，他們卻還待在這裡一動不動的。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgIFEx7AaB
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlUZWByenU
而凡爾莎現在看起來就像是在農場殺了一輩子豬的屠夫一樣，每次揮擊就是兩個洞，每經過兩秒，地上就多出一具屍體。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckxuOwKWuR
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根本沒人擋得住她。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKui4KZOZZs
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我猜經過剛剛險死還生的經驗，凡爾莎可能有所成長了，我不是說戰鬥能力，而是說她的心態。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwylGemInu
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1wsa7HJ0p
現在的她，不會再因為敵人看起來好對付就掉以輕心。雖然要是換我們上的話，每一隻大概都很難對付。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSXa5rHR8W
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnE0gajj9k
等我回過神來，凡爾莎已經淨空前方道路上的喪屍，正站在警察局的門口向我們招手了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6ODdRtrpF
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLoMUN7MyG
「希望裡面沒有別的，那種東西。」我一邊向前走去，一邊說道。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3YR0wfW91
「你別烏鴉嘴。」 胖子說。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j0D7kLEC2
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqMbGsaqxB
我從門外看了警察局內部幾眼，初步判定裡面沒有明顯的殭屍蹤跡後，便伸手推開了那道玻璃門。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YJMMOxNv5
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE2kSChwUc
一走進大廳，混合鐵鏽和火藥味道的刺鼻空氣就衝入了我的鼻腔。我一眼望去，還是沒看到裡面有其他人在。這倒是讓我挺意外的，我原本都做好迎敵準備了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWTbE5kEfl
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPGWdlXO1z
「連平日上午警察都敢翹班？還是在發生殭屍末日的時候？」想到這，我不禁開始碎念道。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUnoI5gkPN
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBGkCB1vbc
這時，我又看到了桌上擺著一本冊子，不看還好，拿起來翻開一看，我內心更火大了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpNwamkCUs
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZVIXAvBWV
「說好的人民保姆呢？你看這出勤紀錄表，上次有人簽名是他媽九天前，他們是集體放長假還怎樣？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKnCQSkZ1d
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3sezap4Sd
「你是不是智障？」不料，凡爾莎接下來的一句話刺傷了我。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yNFToADMy
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdFRK9w3T0
「是，他是。」胖子附和著。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOzDAVqaZW
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiRPP0xEFN
這兩人的對話讓我心裡很不是滋味，不過一個像我一樣成熟的隊長是不會跟這種小肚雞腸的人計較的。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqRhM4Ob8i
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFevdyiqXd
「警察也是要午休的啊，你們該不會以為我連這都不知道吧？」我把這疊已經許久沒人填寫的出勤表收進了一旁的檔案櫃裡。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oauVuzkL6
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHTsiP0Ure
「所以我們現在就坐這，等他們午休完出來招呼我們還是怎樣？」我在一旁的辦公椅上坐下來，說道。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgMt2CISsM
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcHgZ2WSVt
「老娘先揍你的臉一拳再掐死你怎麼樣？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiIwqYqbkj
凡爾莎的表情相當錯愕，但老實說我就是愛看她這樣子。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3asPrsxuuk
「像你這種弱智我到底為什麼會喜……」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMTJhJjZqV
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8HzY3Drby
「得了吧兩位，能拿的東西拿一拿趕緊回家，別浪費時間了。」凡爾莎還沒說完，胖子就一腳踹開了身旁的置物櫃，裡面的東西也隨之散落一地。然後他蹲下來，開始搜刮其中有沒有能用的物品，並把它們全部裝進背包內。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnHJTTiyRp
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zi11fkeub
「好吧，那莎莎你去那邊休息室找找有沒有能用的東西，對講機或槍，我去樓上看看。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0EYLdoedO
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjSg8bkMPj
不知道這些警察把槍擺在哪裡，要是我們能搞到幾把手槍帶回去就最好了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI96J5dieNR
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqlXtE1cb7
給小隊的每個人發布完各自的任務之後，我走向樓梯間。一階階地往二樓走去。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa2GNaMT2B
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7jDufskZm
不過我才剛爬一半不到而已，就在樓梯口看到了兩條，不，四條腿，還有兩條在他後面。更可怕的是，我從這個角度竟然看不到那幾條腿的主人的上半身，因為他們實在太高了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJwY7YgnOY
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那是四條比我的人還高的腿。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQG52fvsIt
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三洨？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv405cwpXFt
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意識到那些是什麼東西後，我慢慢地往後退，還要想辦法不發出半點聲音。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8Kh53k6TD
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我得說，那很困難。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdohqdmVSz
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一步，一步，最後我終於踩回了一樓的地面。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YWuQsc1tV
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「怎樣，你怎麼又回來了？」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhvUrABffa
胖子看見我又倒著回來，出言調侃著我，就像隕石撞地球時還被政府封鎖消息，什麼都不知情的可憐民眾。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFIU9ZGhrR
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHfqesk0SX
「樓上，上面，兩隻。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyrwH3gC2I
我試著盡量壓低音量，搭配手勢和表情，想讓胖子理解樓上有另外兩隻三米半的殭屍警察。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jb1vQyKEj
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAqFlHebll
「你想尿尿？廁所在那邊。」胖子伸手替我指出了廁所的方向。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLN945X2j8
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這傢伙沒救了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJw8Lzojpp
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我轉頭看向凡爾莎，同時把希望都寄託在她身上。大家都說女生應該比較能讀懂別人的想法吧？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCstbOOdz9O
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzBtFhL0F1
「唉翔翔翔我找到對講機了我很厲害吧快誇獎我！」不料，她一看到我就開始向我展示起她手裡的對講機。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJAE9n9YJ8
727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoAkFuwXRN
你說她這麼亢奮是不是剛剛又他媽偷吃糖了？誰拿給她的，要是被我抓到一定掐死他。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P8ojb2uhG
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「此地不宜久留，找到了就快走，胖子你也過來。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNXJkg3Zw6
雖然快要瘋了，但我仍然在盡力保持著輕聲細語，生怕發出的聲音再大一分貝就能讓樓上的怪物聽到了。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu3EebzNdA
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最後，我決定直接跳過解釋的部分，我搶過凡爾莎手裡的那三臺對講機之後一股腦兒塞進胖子的背包裡後，然後抓住凡爾莎的左手，轉頭就向門口狂奔。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDwEKZgdo1
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「現在是要私奔了嗎？我好像還沒做好心理準備，要再等我一下下啦——」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzYi0ELVzf
這女的在說三小？727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk0HFrcrMk
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「你們到底在幹嘛啊？才三臺而已，要走找到再走啦。」但胖子卻沒有跟上我的腳步，他似乎不達目的誓不罷休，一定要完成目標才想走。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkQhzjHRqd
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「相信我，我比你們更不想再回這裡——」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaCvZHvIlS
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「砰。」727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRlS19jjqa
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樓梯口突然傳來了一聲巨響，打斷了胖子正要說的話。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TOboiOXrT
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我們三個人同時轉頭望去，剛好和從樓梯上摔下來的那東西視線交匯在了一起。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3emYVT6aXF
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他的體積之巨大，光是倒在那裡就幾乎塞滿了整個樓梯間，而他現在正用那對足有四倍拳頭大的眼珠子直勾勾地盯著我們這裡。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wOPaaL8ue
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「幹得好，至少現在可以正常講話了。」我說道，這次我恢復了正常音量。727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr41aKUv3sl
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