"I'm sorry" said Stitch. "I kind of just invited myself over, I guess. I can take London for the night if you want me too"
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"That'd be nice" said Pixie's mom. "Pixie, go work in your room"
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After Stitch left, he took London and went to Muffins' house.
"Dude" he said to Muffins. "Me and Pixie just had unprotected sex"
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"WHAT?" Muffins exclaimed.
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"Yeah" said Stitch. "I think I'm gonna buy a pregnancy test. Can you watch her for a half hour while I run to the store?"
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"Sure, man" Muffins said.
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Stitch went to Drug Mart. He picked up a pack of pregnancy tests, and brought it to the cash register.
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"Oh, so you're not a virgin?" the girl behind the counter asked.
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"Obviously not" said Stitch.
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"So you'd be good at popping my cherry" said the girl. "Cuz I sure can make a banana cream"
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"I've already got a newborn daughter and I'm very much in love with my daughter's mother" said Stitch.
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"Oh, well if that doesn't work," the girl took his hand and wrote 7 digits on it. "Call me" she made a phone with her hand.
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"Whatever" said Stitch, grabbing his bag and walking out to his car.
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The next day, before school, Muffins told everyone about Stitch & Pixie.
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"Wow, she hasn't learned?" said Pancake. "I mean, she has a kid, and she's still having unprotected sex?"
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Doreen & Fiona walked up.
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"Wow" said Doreen. "I've gotta go spread this. Come on, Fiona!"
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"Nice one, Muffins" said Pancake. "Telling your best friend's secret"
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"Stitch has done that to him before" Shady said, laughing.
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"What do you mean?" Tessa asked.
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Shady shook her head, as the bell rang.
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