鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。438Please respect copyright.PENANAbrb3NsKKoS
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?438Please respect copyright.PENANAV3dasFIWvc
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~438Please respect copyright.PENANAhksOUN7ZOO
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?438Please respect copyright.PENANAeENU2B8tsP
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAugJU7jA7lW
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。438Please respect copyright.PENANAaTMCB9A9Hi
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。438Please respect copyright.PENANAE0pDVRWEAS
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!438Please respect copyright.PENANAYf7rybySCA
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?438Please respect copyright.PENANAH3Bk6bjDHQ
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!438Please respect copyright.PENANAPCvIsJKYtN
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。438Please respect copyright.PENANAsbgTsGJTjQ
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!438Please respect copyright.PENANAprB7fWl7EV
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAvRR0MYMvMR
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!438Please respect copyright.PENANA0mBuHQfnHI
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!438Please respect copyright.PENANABzQcC9tSOd
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)438Please respect copyright.PENANAqnj2vK9Vas
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!438Please respect copyright.PENANADMjOTys9Cp
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?438Please respect copyright.PENANAJl0uYVFb7i
俊言:⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAJwhuyJwicR
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?438Please respect copyright.PENANAnn75g4aKge
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !438Please respect copyright.PENANACMwHNa665L
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANA0Va6rwR54d
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?438Please respect copyright.PENANAluUCGoyCyB
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANA9exTTRkuYI
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAAmNjGsRNjx
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?438Please respect copyright.PENANAtopef79ryS
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?438Please respect copyright.PENANADKapgz89KU
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAJ85PjEdt1o
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!438Please respect copyright.PENANABaZhQdtBJj
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAdzBeYkkb5j
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!438Please respect copyright.PENANAG93iArRgMR
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!438Please respect copyright.PENANA6aV1t89Kzf
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~438Please respect copyright.PENANAMnvqVDiFei
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。438Please respect copyright.PENANA8Uk09aAaTI
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 438Please respect copyright.PENANAH4lCarv7fE
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)438Please respect copyright.PENANAG1s6zFrhFq
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?438Please respect copyright.PENANAfJY2Gd4D7E
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?438Please respect copyright.PENANAvJFcg1ipvT
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAHLQH2TEqsr
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?438Please respect copyright.PENANAb1VNEpYn7a
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。438Please respect copyright.PENANA5DhHVWMDjA
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAZfyXpTaTII
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!438Please respect copyright.PENANAWC5kOUhGAC
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!438Please respect copyright.PENANAuUCJ0LTglk
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAETBAn0m1VH
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAbfmFH3Uzzr
鉉雨:盯 ~~~438Please respect copyright.PENANAmiLlQCBdLo
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?438Please respect copyright.PENANAwDqgJg4Z9a
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAHoWI3wzKuv
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。438Please respect copyright.PENANAbUekilKIMK
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAQfQeoB6WiI
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAdPmV6GNPag
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!438Please respect copyright.PENANAXZGXJ0Rnue
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANA0KfDSsKkJd
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?438Please respect copyright.PENANA5wIWAvb2YI
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。438Please respect copyright.PENANA1A31H8tFT9
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?438Please respect copyright.PENANAKhFqtXJG97
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。438Please respect copyright.PENANA8IAUt4R59X
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!438Please respect copyright.PENANARacRvX3zrM
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANABo0LGKPFkz
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)438Please respect copyright.PENANA8GT3q8E0QF
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?438Please respect copyright.PENANAAgsMN92QYB
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~438Please respect copyright.PENANAR13t51PmLJ
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!438Please respect copyright.PENANAqkVV7z5kZS
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!438Please respect copyright.PENANApG8EX4Naqd
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??438Please respect copyright.PENANAxvffmcZnSA
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANACenHZaGH6R
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?438Please respect copyright.PENANAb9HO8MQRoF
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?438Please respect copyright.PENANABkXQILiHgI
千頌:當然!438Please respect copyright.PENANAGSA68yvaFv
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?438Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZIxR3JtXk
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANANOXZ6MBuNs
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAmSv8EJuGRG
千頌:嗯?438Please respect copyright.PENANAxcI7NOmtFY
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAF1EyVQ78Pk
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)438Please respect copyright.PENANApyB27hbsGr
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)438Please respect copyright.PENANAd0Y7Rl5x5u
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAdqVXVTpBTD
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。438Please respect copyright.PENANAek1EmqDfN4
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!438Please respect copyright.PENANAuXZ6gqwKIz
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANANhjTVIoHm9
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯438Please respect copyright.PENANAqrdRXeov33
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。438Please respect copyright.PENANAX9m7EFCvxP
千頌:也是呢~438Please respect copyright.PENANA32DOqbwapS
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。438Please respect copyright.PENANASaGkc2dRvI
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
438Please respect copyright.PENANAfxLBPwI3VH
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