鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。533Please respect copyright.PENANAo1jTOruVU8
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?533Please respect copyright.PENANA4VfkeSfZsR
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~533Please respect copyright.PENANArpuisHC4XN
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?533Please respect copyright.PENANAfaQmtlbZVu
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAM10k6bk4WA
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。533Please respect copyright.PENANAHRg4phVlhd
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。533Please respect copyright.PENANApAxZDFCdZ9
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!533Please respect copyright.PENANAsPrABGYO2E
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?533Please respect copyright.PENANAQz5D17INP1
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!533Please respect copyright.PENANAI32jAjb2AJ
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。533Please respect copyright.PENANAV9J9J3sOdj
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!533Please respect copyright.PENANAAuGOtubDt9
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANA0kFPGTiRbp
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!533Please respect copyright.PENANAVz7aIwYWg4
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!533Please respect copyright.PENANALH9792wMIr
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)533Please respect copyright.PENANAYCarDbqG2Z
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!533Please respect copyright.PENANAG7ScGSvg5M
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?533Please respect copyright.PENANA7RTjOQGhSD
俊言:⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANABRH6yk3QeR
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?533Please respect copyright.PENANAmB1YJbRXyB
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !533Please respect copyright.PENANATsdgervKsY
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZMHHNfNyW
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?533Please respect copyright.PENANAb9Hgy3B8Xl
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAgWFlG1WDN2
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAIu9VvIPBBj
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?533Please respect copyright.PENANArbtWW6SwpJ
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?533Please respect copyright.PENANAwemUCCPdbt
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAawS296nhFj
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!533Please respect copyright.PENANAYFemgJKQNx
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANA5MKd9lnieN
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!533Please respect copyright.PENANA9OwA3oDB2G
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!533Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4tGm3nKeV
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~533Please respect copyright.PENANA55vTi60aXJ
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。533Please respect copyright.PENANAjrvXvNcD2D
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 533Please respect copyright.PENANAqLBTYPeiMf
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)533Please respect copyright.PENANAXaagxK3dYG
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?533Please respect copyright.PENANAkRpj5nnLau
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?533Please respect copyright.PENANAWIv8cY3mr7
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAgfyMMIrPDg
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?533Please respect copyright.PENANAPSywISAevo
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。533Please respect copyright.PENANA4oaC9M7zFq
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAtGc6SP4f9G
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!533Please respect copyright.PENANAQoIKFQvQ3B
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!533Please respect copyright.PENANAAeMCE8XxXQ
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAkmxEKWl00k
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAxpK41ySALW
鉉雨:盯 ~~~533Please respect copyright.PENANAxHUKKyLabb
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?533Please respect copyright.PENANAcR6q5DxwRy
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAbu1BEBLdFf
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。533Please respect copyright.PENANAiwOadTppze
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANARWVpcUCRgz
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAxnME02UdTX
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!533Please respect copyright.PENANAZJAn8HLgCU
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANA2oyfmBl59I
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?533Please respect copyright.PENANATDNCVwNbyL
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。533Please respect copyright.PENANAisHJTX9wyV
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?533Please respect copyright.PENANAUGtDcImpZ4
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。533Please respect copyright.PENANAomuadeqcqj
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!533Please respect copyright.PENANAcLYH2dc6YI
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAXWwHOW2stS
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)533Please respect copyright.PENANAKp5KaDL4nZ
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?533Please respect copyright.PENANABDTdjrEkVr
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~533Please respect copyright.PENANAeVXO6Sx0mg
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!533Please respect copyright.PENANA17sVGAaqEe
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!533Please respect copyright.PENANAvvWciaOE3C
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??533Please respect copyright.PENANAswnuGxobTX
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANA2MKC14VTCl
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?533Please respect copyright.PENANAIPbaRiIj27
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?533Please respect copyright.PENANAmxrgbjANSs
千頌:當然!533Please respect copyright.PENANAs1ioBtL9vF
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?533Please respect copyright.PENANAdHuE77X0NJ
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANA59xh4MktxK
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAjI295MTmAG
千頌:嗯?533Please respect copyright.PENANADnF2KQm3gE
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAGEj00LCKKd
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)533Please respect copyright.PENANAX4a7qSPsJB
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)533Please respect copyright.PENANA0I2DjyMy6F
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAcVv5pHlJiU
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。533Please respect copyright.PENANAYeFI4IT2g5
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!533Please respect copyright.PENANARaqXdAWoiZ
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANA3MM0ByPM6C
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAdnBzLp5VzZ
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。533Please respect copyright.PENANA4cXw5as3qj
千頌:也是呢~533Please respect copyright.PENANAN2bsi1Hk7I
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。533Please respect copyright.PENANAy1UY0s6JHF
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
533Please respect copyright.PENANAltjqwHWw3T
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