我和童童有驚無險安全離開餐廳，啱啱好晏晝四點，童童笑住話：「哈哈，我頭先勁驚佢會擰轉頭！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoenBm4fAm
我：「哈！你咁勁洗乜驚佢啫！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5YRi632IS
童童：「頂你啦，咁我走先啦。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMyLIJ8oRN
我：「er⋯咁我送你返屋企啊！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31aBHgIapo
童童：「唔洗啦，我自己走得啦。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgsH8ZAHAL
我：「咁你返去小心啲啦，唔好又被人打劫喎～」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EGlpBeR8R
童童一邊摷袋一邊串返上官鳩：「哈！食屎啦你！最危險嗰個咪你囉！⋯⋯咦⋯我條屋企鎖匙呢⋯」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D2wkHBa6X
我：「吓，撳鐘咪得囉。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAswG5D114g
童童開始有啲驚驚地話：「唔係啊，屋企人去晒旅行啊。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrH6T1YRmUc
我：「咁你屋企人幾時返啊？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE61PsYeex
童童：「後日先返⋯⋯」童童心諗「大鍋啦，又無帶錢出街，仲諗住快啲返屋企沖涼⋯」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF5Z6cLlWM
上官鳩都唔知點算好，突然醒起「係喎，啊哥今朝話有任務要出城幾日先返喎。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoN4Ol9prY
然後就話：「咁不如你嚟我屋企啊！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsu6GzG40H
童童：「吓！死變態佬，又想呃我去你屋企做乜啊！？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUo3wGKnPH
我：「唔係啊！我屋企依幾日都無人。咁你訓我間房，我訓我啊哥嗰間，咁咪得囉！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF14r1H43P
童童：「吓！？⋯咁⋯⋯」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7tOAhQUZh
我：「行啦！跟我嚟啦。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLCz3QXkyY
童童：「⋯⋯⋯」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohecJ4DrCB
就係咁童童半推半就咁跟左上官鳩返屋企，開始咗佢地兩日一夜嘅同居生活！571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR5Xw32A6J
童童去到上官鳩屋企，心裏面都有少少驚上官鳩對佢做衰嘢，不過宜家又無家可歸唯有住兩日啦。上官鳩同啊哥兩個人住，屋企十分清潔仲有陣香味。童童好快就接受左依個屋企。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWSflW4Bjk
童童同上官鳩坐係沙發到睇電視，依個時候電視播緊櫻桃小丸子，童童睇睇吓上官鳩攞起個遙控轉咗台去睇其他嘢，童童推咗佢一吓：「喂吖！我要睇吖！」，上官鳩見到童童咁樣覺得好搞笑，所以唔轉返台。「喂吖！好衰啊你！」童童嬲嬲地咁講然後伸手搶個遙控器，上官鳩將個遙控器收埋入個衫袋，童童見攞唔到就捉住上官鳩手臂一邊搖佢一邊扮可憐嗌：「喂吖～我要睇櫻桃小丸子啊～」上官鳩見童童咁可憐就俾返個遙控佢，點知童童攞到個遙控之後個樣勁得戚。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlXCT50VIT
童童：「死鹹濕仔，阻住我睇電視～」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNaR8ummXl
上官鳩望到童童咁得戚忍唔住駁嘴：「咩啊～唔著底褲嘅鹹濕妹～」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xUzP6s7EP
童童聽到面都紅晒細細聲講：「你⋯你點知㗎？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9sT05qmoJ
上官鳩見好似講錯野就話：「er⋯唔係嘅⋯人人都有唔同興趣⋯⋯」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYKzD4vpH3
依個誤會大啦，上官鳩一直以為童童係因為唔中意著底褲所以唔著，根本唔知童童係因為瀨尿先除咗條底褲。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhj7SUIcz8
童童：「吓？咩興趣啊？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxIInIfQHJ
上官鳩：「我都識有啲人唔中意著底褲⋯好正常架咋。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm40SphyiU
童童：「⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯吓？」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aMkPRM8GL
上官鳩拍一拍童童膊頭：「明嘅，我明架喎！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORztdMGtBt
童童心諗：「依條傻仔好似以為我有唔著底褲嘅習慣喎⋯⋯」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCmXL4D7vN
童童實在講唔出自己因為瀨尿所以除咗底褲，所以順勢就話：「既然已經俾你發現咗，我都唔瞞住你啦。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGa1qLqm0T
童童：「不過你唔準話比人知我唔著底褲嘅習慣，如果唔係我就同人講你喺Lift到摩我patpat 。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQNPhGqMys
童童講完就繼續睇櫻桃小丸子。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLJtU5GpeQ
上官鳩望一望童童，諗起今日喺Lift到摩童童個屁股件事，上官鳩嘅肉棒又開始蠢蠢欲動。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeoQRuwIxV
不過依個時候一定要冷靜，上官鳩深呼吸冷靜下來，然後同童童講：「我去沖涼先。」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYnSej0VzQ
童童係探茉里奈之前就已經想返屋企沖涼，不過一直無機會，571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1RafWvAmW
宜家一聽到沖涼就即刻話：「喂吖～我都想沖，比我沖先啊！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYWLAWOc1c
上官鳩唔知係咪谷精上腦彈左句：「吓！咁不如一齊沖啊！」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj3PiG3cVy
童童：「你就想啊！」講完童童就入咗去廁所沖涼。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlobpAMqk2
上官鳩坐咗喺沙發到諗：「唉，今朝射咗啲精落條底褲，好想快啲沖涼換條底褲啊⋯」571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Vubp2Tm6e
童童入到廁所就除衫直接沖涼，今日發生左太多事喺童童身上，宜家終於可以將一日嘅疲倦沖走。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6zgOhHx1j
佢將自己條污糟嘅裙同底褲都順便洗埋，沖涼到一半童童望一望周圍，發現周圍連一條毛巾都無。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDpXxMcjXX
原先以為上官鳩有擺毛巾係到，誰不知連換嘅衣物都無。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vDDZd3GmI
