某天，我坐在家中的廁所，一邊溫習網上考試範圍的《岳陽樓記》，一邊拉屎。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuUJp59trx
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUSiASRj31
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubUkmOfBZE
拉屎的我深深地受到了感動，多麼偉大的人啊，即使被貶官還是一樣憂國憂民！為何現代就沒有這種情操高尚的官員呢！
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7tbi5Bbjf
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr39pbwlAOS
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWvy8hv7zE
正當我熱淚盈眶之時，「噗———」我出產了一坨大便。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqcHaYtYco
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqocu5y69yV
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kxAnGxZ1N
在大便落水之時，一個奇怪的人在我眼前出現了。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9SCHHbfJt
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOL4q7RKQz
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRyaD50VTY
事情發生得太快了，我連他甚麼時候出現、如何出現都看不清，總之，他就是莫名其妙地站在我面前了。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktjRgpzN0A
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzF14gtrjg
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Z9kroA7er
「來者何人！」面前的人大聲地問，我呆了一陣，還沒來得及反應。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hzjHa2RN5
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhS1Awu8RR
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAgkAgdFqq
「……」該問的人是我吧…？
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnupcEGtUh
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fGoGkwlA6
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTPkk6FoF6
眼前是個留鬚的大叔，穿着古裝，頭戴烏紗帽，站在我面前。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPTD0oPdbQ
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlybcaJu3l
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvWo9nlvng
別看著我好嗎？壓力有點大呢…我還沒穿褲子欵…
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW6tUyjkXS
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3pZQGWSmG
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdkgPKX6xR
「哈囉？係咪阿媽嘅客人？點解會喺喥嘅？哈哈哈哈…」冷靜，我必須保持冷靜…
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLq32dwYLK
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6ZEEdSyqM
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFaI5iUo9g
「來者何人！」他更兇狠地問。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarfmAp1DeV
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QXg9wOo88
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL68X8cLJf
「啪！」一聲我感到腦中一條名為理智的線斷掉了。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn56tVC6zj
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccDigZVS19
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XVu1Si3yf
「惡咩呀惡！而家邊個先係來者呀？！你有病呀？！睇唔到我痾緊屎咩？！」我沒法保持冷靜。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilR9Bz9MRh
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXrmVUFvW7
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxz99cY33k
那人看了看四周，見我也一臉茫然和驚訝，才恍然大悟：「得罪了，吾乃范仲淹，字希文，唔知道點解會突然間嚟咗呢喥。」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIO4svpALf
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokhj4QmQoE
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRoToKg2MK
范仲淹？有點熟耳…我看了看手中的《岳陽樓記》，又看看筆記上的肖像畫，這不是作者本人嗎？他是穿越了嗎？
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hAf98zKos
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87k59MoUTg
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwjoxFxXaQ
小說看太多了，我沒有想像中驚訝。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mxHdF440S
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76TNHz8ddd
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxJsisO02j
「果然，你都唔自己知道點解會嚟咗呢喥…」我沉思了一會：「咦？唔係喎，你究竟知定唔知？」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TmjsRKcfh
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOs0dIblDg
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9raf4WvHMc
「唔知。」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIZ1tGWfWf
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJFvEthu5u
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdp8LBRkL3
「你知？」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUbVWK5e2A
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3vypjoC1c
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRCqDWBUl8
「唔知。」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUGtvUOJpR
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg79kRs81Ok
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcv9Jd3CL7
「……」吾知定唔知呀…
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMGOte06fG
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQEoR56kFQ
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMxlsTqo0M
「吾方才行行吓突然間聽到一把聲，好似喺喥呼喚吾，跟著吾就唔知點解嚟咗呢喥啦。」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Lx7KFvHji
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq613I1MOu
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljA6b7JBTU
方便的話希望你改一下你的第一人稱…
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCSjSEq16F
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA56IJ3OrM9
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDLCnZVR9G
…………………………
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y3ax0hMwQ
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJHBLSoXXr
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqiRYDqdFz
就是這樣，范仲淹住進了我的家，然後每天望著電視：「嘖嘖嘖，呢個君主真係唔要得，都唔為百姓設想嘅！嚟！畀文房四寶我！等我寫封信去port爆佢！」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOasE5uQeoq
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9rVk9L5AO
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkFJ49nEFg
「port咩啫，冇用㗎。仲有，都話唔係君主係特首咯。」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8S5VE2Ik3v
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVb9oGC346
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpihyCzDiE4
「嗯，吾明白，叫唔慣啫。」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3un5jBfWCu
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsAIp2oijN
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEjX37S2zy
「你明定唔明呀…(‾◡◝)」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9gf98tE06
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmJvmdQ3yQ
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJaS4iJmfV
「吾明。」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr9knltfDW
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kjLHQMGnV
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHH4VaDdWU4
「……」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueeyTEy6pD
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7qToV4qPW
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrdHAkt9YZ
……………………
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV7D0ps1TI
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU8bakC5b4
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWRMfCLreA
今天的香港也很平靜，我如常地躺在家中拯救地球。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv37G5D55wz
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uxPuiLAnS
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCNW3D8EJc
可能經歷過太多事，對於那些亂七八糟的政策，我早已練成一笑了之。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzC62TdujbZ
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFLjLcSKCY
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxrrCXLBtf
范仲淹寄到禮賓府的文言文信件在意料之內，沒有得到回覆。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZL2WLabUUj
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfb6HMBe89
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksxG5eclgy
我看著躺在沙發上和我一起四肢癱瘓當植物人的范仲淹，突發奇想：「希文啊，不如你去做官好唔好？或者區議員都好，香港而家好需要你呢啲咁好嘅官…」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY6tqduITR
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0LKoUHIT2
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkVojZW4Mv
范仲淹想了一會，惋惜地嘆了一口氣：「少年啊…其實吾…已經搵到返去宋朝嘅方法啦…吾離開咗嘅呢段時間，唔知道吾國嘅子民安康否？一定要盡快返去先得…」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtC07igMZ4
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOMiKnUWbZ
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEu65o4hQS
「吓…你要返去啦？」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8cFt6Ti3F
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEWs9Ftftm
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimFPz7CtcN
「嗯。」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamE22IJZCU
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTZ3P3pn2u
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw96iWN3ROX
「我仲以為…召喚咗你過嚟…你會幫到我哋㖭…」他的回答不免讓我有點失落，我還以為他會留下呢。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmf8MsE6GN1
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hRbVRqddc
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yAkckTUQb
「對唔住…吾大概今晚就會離開，雖然吾冇辦法幫你哋，但係你哋都要努力，唔好畀昏君繼續得逞。」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWrMzCFvzR
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe53XRya3KM
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPbvutiZNf
「但係…你返到去會畀人貶官㗎喎…？」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfPIpxJuAn
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTRVcOzNYe
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1ARfqc60U
「作為臣子，吾只係希望天下人民過得幸福。無論吾嘅結局係點，吾都會返去，盡吾最大嘅努力照顧百姓。」
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BO338o3nn
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3pLtJoK1U
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGb0nGclXL
對呢…他的百姓不在這裡，我們的生死與他何干？
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaGUfeBrdv
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNdeAwE1bE
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRCkqmL1Zg
…………………
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSLTElsusE
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2L8KYg9EV
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVW9wXx8Pu
范仲淹離開了，回到了過去，我的家安靜了不少。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeRwngB3mj
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFKLbClJzL
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUIlN1w9a5
他做到了呢，他成為了自己所仰慕的「*古仁人」(*參見《岳陽樓記》)。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HMpmmrBR6
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dv2mHHpAl
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1xDww0sEf
果然，奢求古人的協助，不如努力自救吧。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCQZ7xtoRl
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AzLXYllpj
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5qNo7cWer
亂世之下，誰有心思考慮別人？只有自己才能救自己呢。
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMXmpRDOKT
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiowq55I38
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruIbACiF3x
一笑了之？
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLX3xkGopU
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUtZHkEIAQ
437Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIswLuzYO6
呵呵，不了。
ns216.73.216.82da2
