糖水會在女生樓層六樓的common room舉行，Michael自告奮勇的跟著另外幾個女生下去二樓將糖水拿上來，樂言和呀君滿場飛的認識女孩子，我則呆坐在一角想著剛才的事情，又不斷拿著手機更新著紙言，看看有沒有新文章貼出來。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2zvBtgSjC
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「喂，你做乜鬼匿埋一二邊玩電話呀? 又話嚟搵初戀? 」樂言走過來在我的耳邊輕聲道。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEGGDx64DH
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「哦? ......係啦係啦，嚟啦。」紙言還沒有新文章，躲在一角自閉也不是辦法，而且樂言也說得對，還是先找初戀為妙。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJeRBhRIpv
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我暫時放下羊先生的事情，換了一個嘴臉，努力跟樂言一起認識女孩子。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojd6F8DTgB
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「Hey, Kitty，呢個係我roommate，佢叫做Samuel呀。」樂言向我介紹一個高挑長髮的女生，樣子不錯，不過不是我喜歡的類型。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtacYRwnC0z
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「Hi，叫我Sam得啦。」我保持應有的禮貌打了聲招呼。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNXwTEdwOu
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Kitty也向我打了聲招呼，然後我們就聊起一些無聊趣事。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnAafGCq7T
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不過大部份時間只是樂言和Kitty在聊而已，我只是敷衍的應付一兩句，一來Kitty不是我杯茶，二來我也想著剛才的事情。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPufpfHKO8x
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「喂！有糖水食啦各位！」Michael情緒高漲的拿著一大煲糖水，在數個女生的簇擁下，一邊大呼小叫一邊走進common room。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHR3KUxErCq
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我們三個同時交換了一個眼色，大概大家都在想同一件事﹕Michael你可以冷靜一下嗎? 雖然我們明白你一下子見到這麼多女生是多麽的興奮，但也不用這麼High過頭吧? 這樣只會嚇跑人家的。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uW2eqEOob
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我打算扮作不認識他，逕自走到盥洗盤將碗和匙羹洗乾淨。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPU0dVXduRn
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「駛唔駛幫手呀? 」一把甜美的女聲從右側傳過來。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtME2u734zw
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我轉頭一看，是一個比我矮一個頭，瘦瘦削削，綁著一條短馬尾的女生，樣子還算可愛。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqchB0UglHF
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「哦，好呀，唔該你。」我將洗好的匙羹放在她手上，然後拿著一堆碗，和她一起放在中央一張大桌子上。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS7kZGgiOf
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Michael擠進我和這個女生中間，並暗地將我推開。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4aqu86QqJ
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「Jodi我幫你潷吖，你想食幾多呀? 」Michael一臉殷勤的向那女生道。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6x4k1LbqO
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喂喂！Michael你不用這樣子吧，我又沒有說過要跟你爭，你不用一下子就擠開我吧? 好歹我們也是認識的啊！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfqsI6wfuu
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算了算了，早知Michael你這個人是重色輕友的了，反正我今天也沒有甚麼心情，全都讓給你好了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KBdUHFBM4
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我獨自坐在一旁，拿著手機又去檢查有沒有新文章，突然又有一把女聲問我﹕「咦你唔食糖水咩? 我比我呢碗你吖。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLomjb9pgE
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原來是剛才那個叫Jodi的女生，她正把她手上的碗遞給我。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnxwvwqkyQ
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「吓? 哦，唔該你。」我也不好意思拒絕，我接過碗後，問她﹕「咁你呢? 你唔食咩? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNDCwfENK1
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她微笑道﹕「我去攞第二碗咪得囉。」接著她到桌子上拿了另外一碗糖水，然後坐在我旁邊。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ15hBE4WsQ
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我也不好意思繼續看手機，於是跟她攀談起來﹕「係呢Jodi，你讀邊科㗎 ? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnVi6RQOnX
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Jodi略表驚訝﹕「你又知我叫Jodi? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGFM1SxMdd
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我指了指Michael笑道﹕「頭先Michael好大聲講你個名出嚟嘛。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanLXX4UFlC
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她鼓起了腮﹕「咁你呢? 你未話我知你叫咩名喎。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPO2VsnOnW
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我道﹕「我叫Samuel，你叫我Sam啦，佢哋都係咁叫我。我同樂言、呀君同Michael都係讀Accounting㗎。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDjSY8HGgi
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她作恍然大悟狀﹕「哦，原來你就係11樓嗰四個......之一。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaKiHvfH7K
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四個甚麼之一? 我見她的笑容有點不懷好意，也不想追問下去。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSye6rsyQ8Z
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我也不知道他們三個在短短數日之內在這裏闖出了甚麼名堂，但大概不是甚麼好東西吧，於是我拉開了話題﹕「你仲未話我知你讀咩科喎。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDdTQqWWyl
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「我都係BBA Year1呀，我讀HR㗎。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjLPHjWvXn
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUBkSMmBzL
「哦? 咁遲啲可能會一齊上lecture喎。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykr2YI3wyj
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tifEqWGQm
「咦? 你哋講緊咩咁好傾呀? 」Michael突然加一把口來插科打諢。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb5D3Ue0TK
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5ZIABtSeA
我隨口道﹕「無呀，我話啲蕃薯糖水淡戊戊，諗緊係邊個煲咋嘛。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIPk97GOkJ
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Michael道﹕「唔係吖，我覺得淡淡哋幾清新呀，Jodi佢煲得唔錯吖。」然後笑淫淫的看著我。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDREdYUyf8
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這個臭小子！逮到機會就乘機在女生面前損我，這種事情他還真是做得出來。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAdzUNMilh
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「係咩? 我覺得薑味唔夠濃，同埋啲蕃薯唔夠甜囉。」我也無意為了爭取好感而說討好的說話，所以刻意說真話。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1TgWtSmHG
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Jodi聞言喝了一口糖水﹕「又好似有啲淡喎......」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtBEKvAz02
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Michael馬上插嘴﹕「唔係吖Jodi，我覺得好好飲呀，係呀Sam佢奄尖聲悶啫，唔駛佢煲仲呀吱呀咗。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOj8yTIdcb
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行行行！Michael我讓給你好了，不要再攻擊我了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I2ivMaK7O
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqs7AlsWtZQ
我三扒兩撥將糖水喝光，然後站起來道﹕「我食飽啦，你哋慢慢啦，我上返去先啦。」然後就頭也不回的離開了六樓。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXh5iZewFD
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回到房間，我又急不及待的查看了紙言，還是未有更新。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzwETbWnwY
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既然還未有更新，我就首先思考一下整件事。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaCYscm19m
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一個叫羊先生的網絡作者，在網絡上發表了一個故事，名叫《我老婆教我追女仔》，故事中的主角跟我同名同姓，一樣是BU Accounting的Year 1，而且序章所說的事情跟我完全一模一樣。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPDjVX7M19
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嗯......難道這個「羊先生」就是我自己? 我自己寫了故事發表出去而我也不知道? 是人格分裂? 夢遊?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWRryBUzyW
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我思考著各種可能性，但沒有一個是合理的。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBfy6e0DTS
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還是這個「羊先生」是平行宇宙中的我? 『我』在另一個宇宙發表了這個故事，但卻給我看到了?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNcP5lJNjt
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雖然這個假設也很科幻，但這是唯一一個可以解釋一切，而我又能夠接受的原因。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOX94ntKDcg
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若是這樣的話，豈不是看了這個故事，我就會知道我將會發生甚麼事嗎?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNGgcQ3BgQ
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對了！羊先生不是有facebook專頁嗎? 給他一個訊息問一下就好了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xR2AdRaLa
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「羊先生你好，我偶然睇到你個故，發現你故事中嘅男主角唔止同我同名同姓，連序章講嘅內容同男主角嘅想法都同我一模一樣。我意思係，我就係陳洛鋒，我都係讀BU Accounting Year1。究竟你係邊個? 點解你會知道我啲嘢? 見字請速回。好心急嘅陳洛鋒上。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszL3DImJ3Q
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發了這個訊息之後，我就開始研究這個故事。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAbo1cUAXm
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故事名稱叫做《我老婆教我追女仔》，那麼這個『我』，應該是說主角，即是『陳洛鋒』吧。那麼會有一個『老婆』來教我追女仔? 這是甚麼狗屁故事? 我老婆要教我找小三? 不會吧?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SN0PiMWNh
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我又重頭看一遍簡介，說是有一個少女阻止『我』向女神表白，又自認是『我』的老婆，但卻要教『我』如何追求女神。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwuHVzJ1WJ
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嗯......這個少女既然自認是我的老婆，應該真的是我老婆吧? 不然這個故事要如何說下去? 但為何我會有一個老婆呢? 難道是指腹為婚但我是不知道的?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraOopT9yo7
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我馬上打了一個電話給我姊姊﹕「喂家姐。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2iSnK41r2
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「點呀細佬? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDKLHkddDn
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「我有無一個指腹為婚嘅老婆，係呀爸呀媽一直都無話我知㗎? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOBheZWUJa
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姊姊聞言大笑﹕「哈哈哈！你係咪想要女朋友諗到傻咗呀? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCssUXxGfID
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「喂，咪笑住啦，認真問㗎！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaZiKHdpOZ
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「無呀！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjPfEYCXCv
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「你肯定? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7CLxYNDlF
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「1000%肯定呀！咪諗埋啲無聊嘢啦，想要女朋友就靠自己啦！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PnQ5y3w18
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「係啦係啦！係咁啦！」得到確認後我馬上掛上電話，免得被她繼續恥笑下去。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBKFCs6J0P
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不是指腹為婚，那麼這個老婆是從那裏來的?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sRa6Bicsi
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這個盲點我想來想去想不通，於是就放棄了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCma4Al51K
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看畢序章後，這個故事背景應該是發生在『我』的大學時代，即是跟我現在的情況一樣。那麼故事名上的這個「追女仔」，應該就是『我』在大學裏追女仔吧。而簡介亦說『我』正打算向女神表白，那麼這個女神是誰呢? 到現在為止還沒有甚麼女生能讓我覺得她是女神啊！難道這個女神還沒有出現?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEQ3JdlojZ
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就在我幻想著這個女神到底是甚麼模樣的時候，房門打開了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsODqBh6bkl
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樂言笑問﹕「做咩咁快上返嚟呀? 多女得滯怕羞呀? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RSlAOtz1F
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我也懶得跟他解釋，揮揮手敷衍道﹕「係呀係呀，我唔喺度咪仲好，少個人同你哋爭飯食呀嘛。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hwWqT2YJp
850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKPdHNrPar
他走過來搭著我的肩膊，笑道﹕「咁講嘢㗎你，無咗你呢塊綠葉喺度，又點襯托住我呢朵牡丹呢? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2kQkO4ezP
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我白了他一眼，別過頭去不太想理會他。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYJuXwoJUN
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他沒有理會我的冷淡對待，續道﹕「我哋玩UNO呀，一齊落嚟玩啦。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ96xct28P
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我搖頭﹕「唔好啦，我想睇小說呀。」我還想等待文章更新，而且我也要等待羊先生的回覆。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgfYACdXPy
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「睇咩小說呀? 」樂言瞄了我的電腦屏幕一眼，道﹕「睇乜鬼嘢甜故吖，落嚟同我哋一齊玩UNO好過啦。」然後不理我願不願意，硬將我拉到了六樓。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg11bAJ7i0P
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「咦? 你哋返嚟啦。」才剛走進common room，Kitty就向我們招手。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlwtSuwtD8
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樂言拉著我一起坐下﹕「係呀係呀，呢條友囉，話太多靚女喺度怕羞喎，咪自己一個返上去囉。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbG7fYC33i
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他的說話惹來一陣竊笑聲，眾人的目光都集中在我身上，讓我窘得無地自容。這個時候，我走也不是不走也不是。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocYzwtmh7J
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我本想狠狠的揍樂言一頓，最低限度也是要瞪他一眼的，但我怕這時候做出甚麼舉動都有欲蓋彌彰之疑。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc55s19xaY
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「Sam，乜你咁怕羞㗎咩? 唔似喎。」說話的正是坐在我旁邊的Jodi，她正似笑非笑的看著我。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g9AQGEdT2
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換作平日，我定會跟Jodi這種開朗的女生談笑風生，但今天的我實在有太多事困擾了，害我的腦袋都轉不過來。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nm2vjW1y0
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「吓? ...係...係咩? ......哈哈......」我也不知道自己在說甚麼，只是以笑遮醜矇混過去。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrVGTjWVqZ
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還好這時候開始遊戲，大家亦改而專注手上和枱面上的卡牌。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0wCx4tNt4
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玩了數個會合，大家的情緒開始高漲，我趁著一局完結之時悄悄看一下手機，一看之下發現第一章已經發表了。我激動得馬上站起來。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfjOkTG9F4
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眾人的焦點又再次集中在我身上，我連忙道﹕「Sorry，有啲緊要嘢做要走先，你哋繼續玩啦。」留下了這句話我就一溜煙的跑掉了。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpD2QaZ4gq8
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回到房間之後，我馬上極速看完了第一章。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2GxwYoljk
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天！無論是師姐Karen，認識樂言他們的情節，還有當天做過甚麼，全部都一模一樣，連人物的對話都可以完全一樣，這...這到底是......850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH6hiFII4I
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雖然從看了序章之後我就已經覺得故事中的主角就是我，但我沒想到連其他角色的對白和反應也和現實中的一模一樣，這怎麼可能? 羊先生到底是誰?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yhxV94rq3
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對了，他有沒有回覆我的留言?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1VEPVTNbg
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我檢查了一下Facebook，羊先生還真的有一個訊息留給我。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX1kJ3QU0s
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「你係陳洛鋒? 唔係啩? 咪玩啦！好開心啱啱po個故就有你呢啲fans，鍾意個故鍾意到以為自己係主角。But anyway, 呢個故我老作咋喎，邊有可能同現實一樣呀? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBEOB7wOVP
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老作? 不是吧? 但完全一模一樣啊！這個巧合的或然輪比零更低吧?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc2byKyAuu
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看來這個羊先生不相信我呢！不過話說回來我也沒有甚麽可以證明自己的方法。他不相信我也很正常。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxN9hz2LA5
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那怎算好呢? 先不管為何這個故事跟我的經歷一樣，若果這只是羊先生的創作的話，豈不是說我的命運正掌握在他手裏嗎?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7NdETOofM
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我突然想到了事情的嚴重性，我連忙發了一個訊息給羊先生。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAkIHGHzMU
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「我睇咗你個序章同第一章已經覺得好正啦！幾時會有下面呀? 快啲啦好唔好? 你真係寫得好鬼抵死搞笑呀！BTW，fb已like，皮已正。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLUZ0lHFfW
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這些所謂的網絡作者，都是用正評和like數來自瀆的，我這一頂高帽蓋下去，他的貼文速度會加快吧?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLiTQyetjg
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說時遲，那時快，他竟然馬上回覆了我。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hXsK1EHLt
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「多謝欣賞，估唔到咁快有人鍾意我寫嘅嘢，搞到我鬼死咁開心！BTW，咪催文啦，好努力寫緊啦！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0Lui8WjuL
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如果事不關己我才不理會這個故事是否爛尾呢！可惡！......對了！就算暫時沒有新文章，問一下大概的劇情也可以吧。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDPptDtZC8
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「加油！雖然我都希望你慢慢寫好個故，但我真係好心急，可唔可以透露下個『老婆』究竟同主角係咩關係? 真係佢老婆? 個女神又幾時出現呀? 如果真係唔方便透露嘅，at least可唔可以話我知係咪happy end呀? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4I9xfJPeR
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雖然我也很想知道『老婆』和『女神』這些角色的進一步資料，但我更加在意是否happy ending。有傳言高登講故台被下了sad end的詛咒，十個故事九個都是sad end的。這種愛情故事的sad end，不外乎被女主角拋棄，然後女配角又突然不愛男主角；又或是女主角意外死了，男主角發誓一生不愛他人等等膠到不行的摧淚結局......850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oqjTiwk3S
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嗚呀！我不要！我不要sad end！我不要肥胖終老，自瀆一生呀！老土一點也不打緊，happy end就好，像CCTVB那些膠劇ending就行了，不用搞那麽多花樣。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfJeNuDoR5
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我突然很羡慕那些大夥兒BBQ的結局，又或是一群人跳起Yeah那一類，甚至是幾對新人拉起「恭喜發財」唱「齊歡唱，同慶賀......」也沒所謂，只要不是sad end就好......850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uvzHYkyWc
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到底下一章的劇情是甚麼? 到底『老婆』是誰? 『女神』又是誰? 到底會不會sad end?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oe37t9Lqy
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「啪喳」一聲，房門打開，樂言呀君和Michael魚貫走進房間。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rFvDMfkeT
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我嚇了一跳﹕「嘩！做乜入哂嚟呀? 」我瞥見門外還有其他人，都是在剛才糖水會見過的，Kitty和Jodi也赫然在內。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMsjQnUmIt
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樂言道﹕「我話你搞咩就真，無嗱嗱又走返上嚟，玩自閉呀? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ygxc3Y2Ug
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我有點不耐煩﹕「無呀無呀，有嘢做呀。」手指不期然又按了一下F5。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSc38L5wyP
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「你會有咩做吖? ......超！又係甜故呀? 」樂言走過來瞄了電腦屏幕一眼道。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GpHF36Dcu
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我也懶得跟他糾纏﹕「係呀係呀，咪搞住哂啦。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACqCwPCjR7
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樂言向呀君打了一個眼色，然後他兩人一起走過來夾起我﹕「咪留喺度做宅男啦，我哋一齊去九龍城食宵夜啦！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezjy3uggic
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我訝道﹕「又食? 頭先唔係食完糖水啦咩? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkV53CigRQ
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呀君笑道﹕「得嗰一煲咁大把，邊夠我哋咁多人食吖。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUg5QNOvcT
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樂言跟我耳語﹕「藉口嚟嘅啫，實情係根本成班仔想同班女玩耐啲。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIRs867HBD
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我輕聲笑道﹕「係你三條友咋? 唔好賴其他人喎。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio391BYNOK
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樂言哈哈笑道﹕「你點話點好啦，咪話唔夠兄弟呀，而家專登上嚟拉埋你去都算係咁啦。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhi0ID7utiy
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我心裏嘀咕﹕『慌你唔係睇中咗邊件，跟住將其他豬頭骨塞比我等無人阻住你咩? 』850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBcnSsLxmO
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就是這樣，我們一行十多人就步行到九龍城吃宵夜。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmBdeRT6XN
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一路上說說笑笑，但直到在糖水店坐下了，我還是沒有多大的心情跟他們聊天，只是時不時的留意著文章有沒有更新，又或是羊先生有沒有回覆。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qdShccwTk
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「喂，做咩你成晚都睇住個電話嘅? 有咩咁好睇呀? 」Jodi見我不發一言，跟其他人格格不入的，忍不住問我。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiNLwnDfQ9
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坐在我身旁的Michael瞪了我一眼﹕「好心你啦，成班人喺度你就唔好玩電話啦。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5daX2KoQXE
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聽到Michael這樣說，我也頓時覺得這樣很沒禮貌，正想收起電話，但赫然發現故事剛剛發表了第二章。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9njt0yPXro
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What? 這個第二章只得Part1? 這個羊先生可真會吊人胃口啊！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwSCUeURMT
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我連忙道﹕「等！等等！等我睇埋呢節先。」然後我沒理會眾人的奇異目光，火速閱畢發表了的部份。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkISVEdw2Mt
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甚麽? 原來『我』是在P.E.堂遇見女神的！淺啡色頭髮紥馬尾，眼大大......不是吧? 只得這些形容? 我每天在校園內碰到這樣的女生，沒有三十個也有二十個啊！唉......算了算了......反正能讓我呆若木雞，心跳加速的，應該是看一眼就能認出來的美女吧。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFogTU8tMCd
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故事中說『我』跟『樂言』鬥波時因為心不在焉而不斷出醜，看來我有機會改變未來了，嘿嘿！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUQ7VUo2Ab
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就在我剛看完這一節時，我聽到Jodi問我﹕「你睇緊咩呀? 好似咁緊張咁嘅? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVhbC5cdY3
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Michael搭嘴道﹕「佢好鍾意睇網絡啲甜故㗎，而家肯定都睇緊啦。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdke1hD3NLF
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Jodi瞪大了雙眼﹕「甜故? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM5UtInFWH
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Michael借機在她耳邊解釋，只見Jodi的臉紅了一下，但卻向我道﹕「我都好鍾意睇故仔喎，比我睇吓呀? 」說罷向我伸出了手。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVLrkD6N46
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我將電話收回口袋裏，搖搖手道﹕「甜故唔啱細路女睇呀，等你大個先啦。」事實上我不想有任何認識的人知道這個故事的存在，皆因故事中人物的名字和現實中的一模一樣，而且主角的想法(就是我的想法)都赤裸裸的呈現人前，我可不想有朋友知道我在想些甚麼。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx7bjuMX0l
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Jodi鼓起腮哼了一聲，模樣說有多可愛就有多可愛。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30YI2DiUxI
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不過現在的我，已經給還沒有出現的女神弄得神不守舍，對於其他女生可沒有甚麼心思。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2caMuXrhE
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我轉問樂言﹕「我哋幾時上P.E.堂呀? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvl7samgod
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「後日。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG30y3NRASa
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後天? 那不是只剩一天時間練習? 不過臨急抱佛腳總好過甚麼也不做。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXMqVmhxcd
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我指著樂言他們命令道﹕「你！你！你！你三個聽日放學同我一齊去打波。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZCXlE4Hvk
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他們三個同時拉長了臉，呀君抱怨道﹕「吓? 點解呀? 改做打機得唔得呀? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKOcLsor2F
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「機幾時都有得打啦！後生細仔做多啲運動啦！」絕對不能讓他們逃掉，只剩下我一個人的話可練不到甚麼東西。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSobwHg6eLE
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Jodi雀躍的舉手﹕「我又去！我又去！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlzZc0Ga6x
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我馬上搖頭拒絕﹕「Nonono！我哋要練波......」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6PRPMaCGz
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我還沒有說完，Michael就搶著道﹕「好呀好呀！多啲人去好玩啲呀！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gfK1mjU4H
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我聽到樂言問Kitty﹕「你聽日得唔得閒去呀? 」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte8R4DHUOr
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Kitty想了想，道﹕「好呀，我應該都得閒。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFSHgjwOLR
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樂言拍了一下手﹕「好！就咁決定！聽日下晝五點，金城道，去嘅舉手。」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZZUF0gJYW
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現場的眾人見有熱鬧可趁，紛紛舉高了手，只得我一臉無奈的看著眾人。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNMmP88P5A
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樂言見我這個模樣，奇道﹕「咦? 唔係你建議打波咩? 你做咩唔舉手呀? 」然後就抓起我的手高舉。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QmwGoQXYD
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What the......怎會變成這樣的?850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUAxWu5kvE
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當晚回到宿舍後不久我就收到羊先生的回覆。850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCNiQj7RG6
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「嘿嘿！我係唔會劇透㗎！你一路追落去咪知囉！至於係唔係happy ending，我都仲諗緊，未有咁快決定住。繼續追故啦巴打！」850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KuEl7yAyt
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你老......！若果不是性命攸關真的想瘋狂派膠給這個羊先生！可惡！850Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sMbxQ1iZL
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