「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaXsk8i7a9
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qdQV7CIgx
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我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzySjZdbHv
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqS342tmj9
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首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92R9tOzsDT
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樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5l5R6WwGV
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXdEem1uEg
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfB4C1N5nt4
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH4PuLgcS4
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZ2bNYGK4n
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樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SDSBy5qRS
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iSfOau3JO
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxthvU3jep
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樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoO5F9gOVY
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2d3qCZWNz
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqOPNRGgrz
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl0yKtsMsZ
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaI2JmQXJm
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdroaq5wqm
「糖水會幾點呀? 」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0bC4glBWU
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlNOsd3AHV
「10點。」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO9gt0d7al
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我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85Hd6uLUfD
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8b6vgRcdT
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUypqS6mFM
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe5QNIf5Xn
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24jIpJDCvs
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcezUx7aY0
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EjlnYcpb9
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURMmNAUlhx
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhEWzpXSa7
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAckhk9qQv
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl57crFLcWz
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiV3m9gMIZ
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywngaXB6Gn
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEKQ0P960b
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jGnfuyCWp
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDRyuh7HNT
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe3gTdYSZ5
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我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg60RRXOtsX
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRt383crEL0
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUEQi52Xds
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正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjXP4rY8y2
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是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KR0xXc9hJ
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我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3gfmUXSbh
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各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAAW4EhASC
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故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo6wYsktdV
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我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLYVqOStfa
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就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VaJ5knwgc
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJBYhizscH
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcdxdHsTos
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我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihx72cPzmP
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羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYvIKJUKe7
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對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsZlrR7za6
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我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu0p21dtKR
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咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohQh0borIO
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我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLISLNPIda
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搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qbi1zlUnX
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmz6IsG2MF
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgI8K96GfJ
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到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTfXOhD9vl
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50CWaykqey
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7l5fEvQtW
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMG37SJor4
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurFtO9pYIR
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutWfwoHYGm
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDTFGbTICv
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h6lW7BN01
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Gnr3ViQyD
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBjMByQkEL
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2cnY7v84Z
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmAXFVg92v
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqH6Tar1Qjk
852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ91fiSe7x
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。852Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1ZGxzVDGn
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