二人走到海濱盡頭,一條寛大的石橋通往一個小島。島上盡是三四層高的木造建築物,被一道啡黃色的夯土牆圍著,遠看就像座海盜的堡壘、又像條翻轉了的大船。527Please respect copyright.PENANAtPQQWtSV5O
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黃炏指著海岸線那邊:「九龍綜合政府合處就在昂船洲。」527Please respect copyright.PENANArPVmZDCmht
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「昂船洲?甚麼地方?聽都未聽過。」527Please respect copyright.PENANAPAmlK4Mf9o
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沿著石橋穿過宏偉的黑色牌坊,他們來到一列巨大建築物群組前的廣場。這兒的氣氛跟大街截然不同,多了份肅然起敬的寧靜感。建築群呈左右對稱的格局,高高低低錯落有致。灰色瓦片屋脊上站著隻石雕的雄雞,不斷左顧右盼監視四周。白色牆壁托著大紅燈籠和老榕樹,顯得份外高雅。527Please respect copyright.PENANAlOlojSsuNQ
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一個深黑木色的巨大龍型石雕,佇立在必經之路上,橫額寫著「九龍政府合署」。每條通往建築物的路上,不斷都有古裝打扮、我頂著光環的人進進出出,還夾雜幾隻動物頭人身的妖怪。527Please respect copyright.PENANAbiBRW7l2ht
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眼睛發亮的小羽禁不住好奇心,走到一塊類似商場指示牌的石碑前。 527Please respect copyright.PENANAxvNllfpBiF
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中庭:527Please respect copyright.PENANATLdKEas2wS
傳送點往酆都、三途川以及須彌山527Please respect copyright.PENANAuCL3Hc8zRs
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綜合辦公大樓 - 東翼一樓:527Please respect copyright.PENANAjc38YCJupk
遊魂入境事務處527Please respect copyright.PENANAQQJuCDMXne
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魂安隊527Please respect copyright.PENANAV4mdT55JCX
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鬼屋署527Please respect copyright.PENANAv3m1VztwPa
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夜叉飛行服務隊527Please respect copyright.PENANAP5pGDeIWiy
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靈媒通訊事務管理局辦公室527Please respect copyright.PENANADcTq9lQhC7
髏工處527Please respect copyright.PENANAHAFHbXPYRQ
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黃炏一本正經的向詢問處查詢,走過來指著指示牌一角:「我們要先去這裡,遊魂入境事務處。」 527Please respect copyright.PENANAqiwEnZF6Ue
進入安全檢查站崗處,兩個近三米高的牛頭馬面,全副武裝的守住外牆大門,手裡拿著殺氣騰騰的武器。小羽望著牛頭那結實得誇張的手臂,心忖牠們一手就把哥哥踏死杮餅。527Please respect copyright.PENANAWvr6QT6qpu
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拐過保安站崗,沒多久就來到入境事務處的辦公廳。這裡的格局沒有外邊皇城般的氣勢,卻像是屋村老式銀行一般。一直排幾十張接待窗,職員都埋頭苦幹的預備文件。527Please respect copyright.PENANAK8C04Y8o0E
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或許是時間尚早的關係(以靈界來說這是上午),大多櫃檯都沒有客人。小羽挑了最近的一張坐下,木椅子拉出刺耳的嘰嘰聲。527Please respect copyright.PENANAmcuagRb6wg
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「小姐妳好,我們想辦理探親用雙程證。」黃炏手踭倚著櫃檯,跟木桌後那個長髮女子,辦理登記手續。她一頭黑髮把面龐都遮蓋得密不透風,小羽好奇她究竟是怎樣寫字的,順道想偷看這女職員的臉。527Please respect copyright.PENANA88BSS6XobY
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女職員突然舉起頭,她眼珠翻過了龍,眼框大都是滿佈血絲的眼白。害小羽嚇了一跳跳,差點心臟病發。小羽接過一張用毛筆字寫的申請表格時,才發現女職員枱頭寫著「當值主任:貞子」。 527Please respect copyright.PENANAaQoOim1xZC
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「妖,早知要小心點...」527Please respect copyright.PENANAXBRMnmVaVZ
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辦理靈界出入境文件倒比預期順利,小羽只須鬼劃符兩個簽名就搞定。貞子連半句問話都沒有,不消十分鐘就批出了『無限次出入境通行證』。小羽小心翼翼的接過貞子手中的證件,幸好沒碰到她那黑色指甲,當堂舒了一口氣。527Please respect copyright.PENANAun2oMnWCZC
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「好了,手續辦妥了。歡迎隨時過來靈界。」貞子餘音裊裊的歡迎小羽,叫她起了一背雞皮疙瘩。527Please respect copyright.PENANAZsfYRySpKc
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接下來到黃炏坐到職員辦公桌前。負責接見黃炏的是一位老眼昏花的老頭子:「唔...黃先生是吧...」527Please respect copyright.PENANAhFUW1fnzms
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「嗯。」527Please respect copyright.PENANAJeyXxRYiKP
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「我看我們不能處理閣下的輪迴申請。」 527Please respect copyright.PENANA51q3D9NirY
「甚麼?」527Please respect copyright.PENANAiLNXAR2V8z
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老頭翻起身邊一本磚頭書:「看來是這樣沒錯...根據遊魂入境條例,我們只會為居住靈界滿七年、或是正式死亡的居民提供免費申辦輪迴服務。」527Please respect copyright.PENANA4T93NRYZt6
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「那我有甚麼問題?」527Please respect copyright.PENANAx8AeP3zhkT
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「黃先生你還沒有死。」老頭指著另一本通勝似的字書:「閣下陽壽未盡,尚未得到輪迴轉生的申請資格。」527Please respect copyright.PENANAKPdOzqNtxF
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「可是我的肉體已經被燒毀了,只剩下我這副遊魂,難道就不可以申請輪迴?」527Please respect copyright.PENANAYJ1XXbP2mw
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「如果閣下想提出申訴,您可以到四號櫃位拿表格4II(D),填妥後轉交投胎主任申請;又或是到生死註冊處查冊,證明閣下的陽壽紀錄出錯,然後重新排期。」老頭一副公事公辦的口吻,整段說話看來已經講過上萬遍。「如果您還是有甚麼不明白,歡迎到我們的各區的魂政事務局,或是社區會堂找當值的土地公公查詢,甚至各區區議會的義務狀師可以給您一點其他法律意見。可是,在未有其他證明文件的前提底下,本署只可以暫時擱置閣下這項輪迴資格的申請。」527Please respect copyright.PENANAnuEFT7mawG
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黃炏想了想,說實在他不是很渴望現在就投胎做人,可是聽到被人取消了這基本權利,卻感到有點不是味兒。527Please respect copyright.PENANA70vVMfsvmp
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現在怎麼辦才好?活又活不來、死又死不了。他回頭望著小羽,頓時說不出話來。527Please respect copyright.PENANATnlCRkZnla
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「別那麼臭著臉。」小羽聽到黃炏的事,反而沒半點失望:「既然投不了胎,索性好好想想怎樣復活吧。我們現在過去九龍酒場,聽盲炳說那裡可以參加死神選拔,成為見習死神。或許有朝一日,我們真的修成正果呢。」 527Please respect copyright.PENANAlkNT9X9Dz2
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