實習老師（上）580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJobl3pjXGX
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「學校旅行就完咗啦！係時候返黎繼續讀書同工作啦！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxJ66i8D0f
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校長既呢句話，即時令到我地全體師生既思緒由回味無窮既學校旅行拉返黎現實。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWEu2ZO67r
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每週集會係我校傳統，不過請放心，絕對唔係一個非法集會，但係同非法集會一樣，都冇申請不反對通知書就是了。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdRVCCDOrr
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校：「呀，最後一件事。今日開始，我地學校會黎兩個實習老師。咁…………事不而遲，即刻請佢地上台介紹下自己。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGIqidFDHD
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哇，不得了啊！今年的實習老師有一男一女，而且郎才女貌…………忽然間有咗自卑感。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ucmxSMAme
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女實習老師：「咁……我叫李芷詠，黎自香港浸過咸水大學中文系。黎緊我會教F.3D既中文科，請多指教。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUZTOk8stE
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuY1yHWTuqe
F.3D？咪啫係我嗰班「精英」班！校長，你唔好炒我呀！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadOTM3L4Br
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想當年，我個班都有過一個實習老師…………580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoc04TPN4EC
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係一個吵到死既班入面…………580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt8eZU2IlO
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「喂，嗰個邊個加？」我老死～＞一心問。（唔好問我點解叫一心，我唔想㗎！鬼叫我唸唔到叫咩名咩。放心，唔會有下次。）580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNccCBDhIE
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我：「…………鬼……知呀！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvC9nja75R
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講起嗰個實習老師…………實在係獲益良多。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG28YoFNSOT
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我地可以非常清楚睇到佢既面充滿笑容。但是當我地全部肅靜，唸住聽下佢既自我介紹時…………580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ3rcmjmzE
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佢：「你地頭先做咩咁吵啊！我係樓梯口都聽到你地講野啊！下次再係咁，全部罰留堂。我姓朱，你地可以叫我Miss Chu。黎緊我會教大家中文。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3xZsAdX9T
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多多指教都唔講！睇黎今年都凶多吉少啦！
實習老師（中）580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMaOkLuMYG
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「好啦，解散。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuBLXaet6H
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校長既說話總可以將人既思緒拉返黎……580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG0WmSAwMF
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再一次成功擺脫咗呢班騎呢怪之後，我就返到黎一間中學入面最混亂既地方~教員室……580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WgZNSY7GB
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我入到黎，已經有不少同事走過黎恭喜我……580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaqKQNEjeK
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我：「嘩！你地做咩走黎恭喜我啊？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNlvy7RXJb
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全體同事：「你就好啦！有多一個人幫你分擔工作。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJpRjOCHcU
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我：「……」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw84Hdhj6Ks
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我真係哭笑不得！我希望多一個人，唔會加重我既工作，跟手做埋我既負累啦！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHzffnOf3s
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呢個時候，有個人輕輕咁拍拍我膊頭。我心唸會咁樣拍我膊頭，應該係嗰個實習老師啦！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoKmUTay9j
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我：「你實習既時候，記住唔好激怒校長。如果唔係，你就大鍋啦！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGUQc8PMFS
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？：「有幾大鍋啊！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vyN3sOuIl
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咦，男人聲黎既？而且，呢個語氣？！死啦！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezQnpC8St0
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我擰轉我個死人頭，定睛望下眼前呢個人……580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxHNVI5GQo
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婆你呀麼！真係校長………………580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBi685stri
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校：「傑賓，入黎校長室！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkaO6ezbdg
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我懷着忐忑既心情，入左校長室......580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjliAqDKyV
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校：「喂，傑賓啊！連你都被實習老師搞到咁煩，我真係過意唔去……」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQbtqDEcTi
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我見佢唔講野，唯有點頭示意，請佢繼續講落去啦！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUSdp8gTxb
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Rvkcc3wKI
校：「辛苦晒啦！……咦，時候都唔早啦喎！羅Sir，麻煩你帶實習老師上去2D班自我介紹啦！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbeViJlOM5
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我：「哦。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNrXYmWfDk
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其實比起個實習老師嚟緊教學上會遇到既難題，我而家既麻煩根本算不上甚麼。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4slBCRgnG
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdhpt4ESjn
我：「呢度就係啦！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU8SmgpS2D
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詠：「唔該晒羅Sir！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxVfORvwFA
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係入去之前，我專門睇咗下佢地既反應。果然同平時冇咩唔同，旁若冇人…………580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJ9Il81Efp
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一推開道門…………冇錯，同頭先係冇分別㗎。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYCqKof4zI
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我：「靜一靜先，咁多位同學。呢位係……」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkupj8cJYEw
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之後……又係自我介紹580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEpIOp8GIL
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我仲專登睇咗一堂。點知佢話咁快就同班友仔熟晒，唔洗我擔心。仲好……580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XlzPPEY7L
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我係度唸，其實……咁樣好咩？我淨係知道，我突然間多咗好多空堂啫！咁有咁多空堂做咩好？？補充嗰啲被球賽奪去既睡眠囉！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIFLEzTnxx
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講講下，我已經瞓着咗啦……580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CJEimiTAe
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話說……當年既中文老師感覺係咪同我而家一樣呢……一句講晒，以前既野真係愈唸愈開心。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDASf7pZCox
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[從來人們都要懷念過去，但不會有人再用回從前的方法處事……] 580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQsUDoXFJc
實習老師（下）580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHXlWxkgiW
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詠芝：「喂呀，羅賓叔叔，係時候黎打救世界啦。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitRVIY1PW5
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我：「又打乜Q救呀？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7khvdhA40
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詠芝：「唔係呢……啫係呢……個實習老師教得又快又模糊。嗰啲咩直接抒情，我點識啫？！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ056r0qgrxN
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唔係下話？直接抒情都唔識？！你究竟係唔係中國人黎㗎？呢啲野……BB都識啦！小姐。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8ZcFzoVWn
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我：「咁你具體啫係有乜野唔識呀？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2zFzmCa95
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詠芝：「…………全部。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqQ5rUEv8H
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我：「…………」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhBS6wsMoe
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我呢刻嘅心情係崩潰嘅。唔係掛？！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8R1Rj8lBK
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詠芝：「多得濟啊？Sorry囉！嗱，最多咁喇，我請你食飯啦！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRiEbED94Y
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZg7pPadfGr
唸返上個星期嗰幾餐Lunch，都係佢話請我食。然而，冇一次係請我食正餐應該食嘅野，全部都係魚蛋燒賣。導致我一個星期都營養失580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOsDHyCRdH
衡。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8CgmEHTGs
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我：「欵，唔洗喇。次次你請親食飯都冇好野發生嘅！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kXyl5Ohsv
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOH75fIPt4
詠芝唔耐煩咁講：「咁你想點啊？賓少。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJa6ITvzPR
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望見佢嬲到爆個樣，我知道.........千祈唔好再刺激佢。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrWsz69hsX
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我：「身為一個紳士，點可以要個女仔請我食飯架。不如我請你食飯啦！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPTLD45RxP
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頭先仲嬲到爆嘅詠芝，突然喺一瞬之間對住我笑容滿面。真係女人心海底針，好難捉摸啊！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdkiuMovKa
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咁作為我今次成功估到詠芝嘅心嘅獎勵，最終，我地去咗食吉野家。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvprkLhsMTI
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雖然唔係話食得好好，但係都叫做有啲正餐食下咁，唔使再搞到營養失衡。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eWDyl1kfl
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就係咁，我變咗詠芝嘅私人中國語文課外補習老師。順帶一提，呢個都係導致我想做老師嘅契機嘅其中之一。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvfqX5Eci1
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等到我瞓完唸完、係返身嘅時候，已經係六點。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacZzQWdo2J
580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9lPtIXAH5
喺呢個時間，仲留喺教員室嘅。估計得返我同埋其他要出卷嘅老師。正當我唸住趁冇乜人、走出教員室嘅時候，我見到一個喺我意料之外嘅人。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYam2YfnUIr
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我：「咦，你點解會喺到嘅？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJ1MxSlAYO
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芷詠：「冇，我喺度改緊3D班嘅功課咋嘛。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVJg5rpn2Z
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我：「其實唔洗對3D班啲功課咁上心㗎喎！如果你趕時間嘅話，可以擺低俾我做㗎嘛！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwy6sHQ49a
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芷詠：「話晒呢班都係我教學生涯嘅第一班，梗係想做好教好佢地㗎啦！同埋........」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46lAO5ghOL
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我：「嗯？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpDurE7tad
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芷詠：「....羅傑賓老師，你嗰班同學都錯得好離譜喎！不如你........」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwZvMkvvzF
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弊，瀨野...580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUXGS04NHm
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我：「我醒起仲有啲嘢未做，我走先啦！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhp1t3dyNav
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說罷，我徑直向校門奔去，頭也不回。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2iwyqLKdK
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好彩走得切啫。如果唔係，我應該俾佢留低咗㗎啦！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQijbxNE66
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話時話，都七點啦！我仲未唸到今晚食咩。唉，連自己想食咩都唔知，真失敗！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqbiozV4BD
我邊喺條街到漫無目的行，邊喺到唸食咩。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAjQEYIwbi
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突然間，我見到前面有個好熟悉的身影。我好肯定呢個人就係林芷嘉。唔知點解，我永遠靠個背影都可以認得出啲學生邊個打邊個㗎喎。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIwPNAVtdD
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我：「喂同學，記唔記得我哋學校嘅校規啊？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVR3J8tNBl8
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佢好明顯知道我講咩，但係佢都係冇擰轉頭同我講嘢。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEWaL0vyrm
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芷嘉：「羅Sir你想講『放學後不准在街上』嗰條？但係我而家行緊返舖頭開舖喎，應該唔計㗎可！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTpvqVjam0
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我：「吓，乜原來你而家行緊返去開舖呀。咁我又去。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTvKVMFgKM
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家陣串我呀嘛！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE63BLTPzKU
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我：「係呀！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnWpwkO3w4
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你好彩！如果我今日唔係真係肚餓嘅話，我呢個唯一嘅客人真係唔鬼幫襯你。580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBLZAEQ4vW
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芷嘉：「咁好啦，本小姐就免為其難咁煮俾你啦！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26h9NtpCS8
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我：「但我冇帶錢喎！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyFo9xKCxx
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芷嘉：「okok……...咩話？！咁大個人都唔帶錢出街？！冇辦法，咁唔食得啦！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZi1Zr6vor
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我：「唔食得就記缺點一個。」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2xasQ3VaP
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芷嘉：「吓？啊Sir你咁公私不分嘅！」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3MvjlY9km
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我：「咁而家仲係咪唔食得？」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7SglFVUpe
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芷嘉：「唔係.......」580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSJNnxp7n3
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就係咁，我又R到一餐免費餐啦！580Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt22d1Cunon
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